WELCOME, João Gomes!!!

[Ajfox254]

Can we just cut the barber puns now please? Some of us are here to see if he's actually signed

This went over a few peoples heads

 

[The Wolf Of Newbridge]

You moussen't continue with these awful puns.
It's time to bee-hive yourselves!

 

[TheRetroChief]

Can we just cut the barber puns now please? Some of us are here to see if he's actually signed

This went over a few peoples heads

I doubt it. But just in case anyone missed this zinger...Please see above.

Ahahahahhahahahhahah!!!!

 

[wolfslair]

Can people please just stop splitting hairs……

 

[thommo1984]

Christ.

 

[WasStefan]

Christ.

Bowl me over

 

[wolfslair]

Christ.

That man is a cut above the rest!

 

[Snarlingwolf]

I think Flamengo and Lyon were trying a bit of trichology to get Wolves to up their bid.

 

[WasStefan]

Anyway on the topic of haircuts, my barber told me it was time to stop going grade 1

Been to a different barber ever since

 

[Monswolf]

I'm not 100% sure why but I will be absolutely gutted if we do not sign this fella now. It feels almost like he is destined to become a true Wolves legend

 

[De Wolfs Mullet]

No, they call it a Textor - a **** with short hair.

They should have called it a Grealish

 

[lobodelsur]

I still think we should just announce him and see what happens!

Remember the Ian Storey-Moore business ?

 

[SanFranWolf]

If he does sign one thing's for certain, he's going to be a legend even before he's kicked a ball...

 

[CodsallWolf]

Christ.

It’s a no from me. Would he fit our system?

 

[RichB]

It’s a no from me. Would he fit our system?

Nailed on I’d say

 

[StaffordWolf]

Nailed on I’d say

Definitely get on the end of Traore's crosses.

 

[RichB]

Definitely get on the end of Traore's crosses.

Haha brilliant

 

[Loojay]

Has there been a gas leak in Wolverhampton or something this place is going bonkers

 

[Supadavewolf]

Has there been a gas leak in Wolverhampton or something this place is going bonkers

There’s been a few gas leaks in the Molineux, thanks to the pies.

 

[Munich_Wolf]

Definitely get on the end of Traore's crosses.

Only the once

 

[RichB]

Only the once

He’d struggle to get on the end of Kanes penalty.

Does anyone know if that’s landed yet?

 

[Munich_Wolf]

He’d struggle to get on the end of Kanes penalty.

Does anyone know if that’s landed yet?

If only he was abel

 

[Bob Wolf]

Christ.

It’s a no from me. Would he fit our system?

Great at come backs though - never say die attitude.

 

[Woodsetton Wolf]

This went over a few peoples heads

Just noticed you’re from Mansfield, you wasn’t the lad I was talking to in Sherwood Forest last summer?….no Robin Hood jokes either ha ah

 

[Ajfox254]

Just noticed you’re from Mansfield, you wasn’t the lad I was talking to in Sherwood Forest last summer?….no Robin Hood jokes either ha ah

No I don’t think so, funnily enough there is a smattering of wolves supporters in Mansfield!! Tbf it could have been my memory is shocking

 

[Darvo]

I’ve got doubts as to whether this lad would gel with the rest of the team anyway.

 

[StaffordWolf]

I’ve got doubts as to whether this lad would gel with the rest of the team anyway.

Why, because he actually wants to be here.

 

[Hawkguy]

Why, because he actually wants to be here.

Hey, @Darvo is just making sure to comb it over first.

 

[Matt]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617590522809581568

"João Gomes follows the routine at Ninho do Urubu, but will not be related to Flamengo's game this Tuesday. The midfielder dreams of playing in England and, for now, wants to keep his word with Wolverhampton. Fla, due to its relationship with Textor, wants Lyon. The stalemate continues."

Why would you want a player who clearly doesn't want the move?! Crazy.

 

[reanswolf]

No I don’t think so, funnily enough there is a smattering of wolves supporters in Mansfield!! Tbf it could have been my memory is shocking

I used to know a couple of lads from Sutton-in-Ashfield, great lads.
Ain't seen em in years.

 

[Summer_Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617590522809581568

"João Gomes follows the routine at Ninho do Urubu, but will not be related to Flamengo's game this Tuesday. The midfielder dreams of playing in England and, for now, wants to keep his word with Wolverhampton. Fla, due to its relationship with Textor, wants Lyon. The stalemate continues."

Why would you want a player who clearly doesn't want the move?! Crazy.

So in other words, the update is that there is no update. This guy smacks of Flamengo's mouthpiece to me, hedging his bets.

 

[hambaps]

I’ve got doubts as to whether this lad would gel with the rest of the team anyway.

Based on?

 

[Royal wolf]

I’m so bored of this now

 

[SevernWolf]

Based on?

I think it’s another hair pun.

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Is he on the plane yet?

 

[MikeH68]

Based on?

You not fully read the rest of this thread? ‘Gel’ - hair - the barber

 

[tonto]

Is he on the plane yet?

Hairplane?

 

[WWFC4EVA]

This lad must have something about him, if Lyon are willing toupee €1m more than our offer!!!

 

[StaffordWolf]

This lad must have something about him, if Lyon are willing toupee €1m more than our offer!!!

Don't forget Liverpool were mildly interested in him too.

 

[greco wolf]

I think it’s another hair pun.

It’s actually a hair pin