WELCOME, João Gomes!!!

[Werewolf of Wombourne]

To the tune of Grease

"He's got skills, there's no denying
that's including, great control
and the passes he's supplying, they're electrifying!

We better pay up, cause he needs a club
and his heart is set on us
we better pay up, they better understand
to his word he must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for us to do

We're the one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh, Gomes
the one that he wants,
Not not not Lyon,
The one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh,
the one he needs, oh yes indeed"

I'll get my coat

 

[Golden Arrow]

Can somebody explain Talisca to me

Talisker is a distillery based in Carbost on the Minginish Penisula, on the Isle of Skye that produces a popular single malt Scotch whisky.

The other association (spelt slightly differently), is or was a world class football player who we once tried to sign along with his team mate "Roy Race" from Melchester Rovers.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Oh christ no, that is my most hated ever song.

Truly horrible.

 

[The Wolf Of Wombourne]

Wasted opportunity if on his announcement video he isn’t in jail a cell to start and the Shi pops up, opens it and just says your free.

 

[Zico]

Too complicated.
Not obscure enough.

Gotcha. How about this - Rossini's Cats Duet, just replace Miaow with Joao.

 

[Werewolf of Wombourne]

Wasted opportunity if on his announcement video he isn’t in jail a cell to start and the Shi pops up, opens it and just says your free.

With Free Me by Roger Daltrey playing in the background

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

Can somebody explain Talisca to me

If you think of Utopia you get to Talisca
Imagine travelling to the end of the Universe, the vast expanse of never ending space, then try and go a bit further, there you will find Talisca,the promised land,just out of reach,so near yet so far away

 

[Pagey]

Im free to do what i want
By soup dragons?
Playing on wolves press release to announce his signing

 

[EastDorsetWolf]

Wasted opportunity if on his announcement video he isn’t in jail a cell to start and the Shi pops up, opens it and just says your free.

Would be better with Costa and his Wolves kicking the cell door down!

 

[Adrian_Monk]

Would be better with Costa and his Wolves kicking the cell door down!

He'd probably scuff it

 

[VancouverWolf]

Would be better with Costa and his Wolves kicking the cell door down!

Costa can kick?

 

[WolvTown]

Does anyone have any new solid reliable incontrovertable information regarding Gomes coming here?

 

[S G Wolves]

Does anyone have any new solid reliable incontrovertable information regarding Gomes coming here?

Wrong thread mate..

 

[Zico]

Does anyone have any new solid reliable incontrovertable information regarding Gomes coming here?

That's incontrovert i ble.

 

[Northampton_wolf]

Flamengo define prazo para concluir venda de João Gomes

Diretoria quer solucionar pendência ainda nesta semana, e João Gomes deve mesmo se despedir do Flamengo Enquanto Vítor Pereira ajusta o time para a

colunadofla.com

This just basically says they need it resolved tomorrow and wolves in driving seat

 

[Jefe]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618619857683251203

I like how we have a tweet suggesting we will finally sign Joao Gomes tomorrow, and everyone's like, "Cool. But have you heard my crap chant, though?"

 

[crocos]

Does anyone have any new solid reliable incontrovertable information regarding Gomes coming here?

No

 

[TheRetroChief]

He'll play where he wants
He'll play where he wants
Joao Gomes
He'll play where he wants

Best so far.
But that really isn't saying much.

 

[Bradstonian]

When he eventually arrives, he’ll be…

The Laughing Gomes.

(With apologies to David Bowie.)

 

[sedgwolf1980]

Get Get Down Paul Johnson Get Get Down - Google Search

Way too many lyrics on some of these suggestions. Just swap the word ‘down’ for ‘Joao’ and we are good to go.

 

[tonto]

To the tune of Grease

"He's got skills, there's no denying
that's including, great control
and the passes he's supplying, they're electrifying!

We better pay up, cause he needs a club
and his heart is set on us
we better pay up, they better understand
to his word he must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for us to do

We're the one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh, Gomes
the one that he wants,
Not not not Lyon,
The one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh,
the one he needs, oh yes indeed"

I'll get my coat

Love it just need a young Olivia Newton John lookalike and it there back of the net get her on the pitch with full orchestra before he signs live

 

[S G Wolves]

Get Get Down Paul Johnson Get Get Down - Google Search

Way too many lyrics on some of these suggestions. Just swap the word ‘down’ for ‘Joao’ and we are good to go.

Don't know about the song but got one months free subscription to You Tube .

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Joao Gomes woah
Joao Gomes woah
He’s Brazilian
He f****n hates Lyon

 

[tonto]

Wasted opportunity if on his announcement video he isn’t in jail a cell to start and the Shi pops up, opens it and just says your free.

I think more drama a group of Wolves players in sas togs and Wolves on chains spring him from said jail cell lead by Costa and big Dan Podence

 

[Adrian_Monk]

Get Get Down Paul Johnson Get Get Down - Google Search

Way too many lyrics on some of these suggestions. Just swap the word ‘down’ for ‘Joao’ and we are good to go.

Terrible, but you never know - it fits better than 'Cunha' for 'Tequila'

 

[tonto]

Would be better with Costa and his Wolves kicking the cell door down!

Got there before me , I take to long, just like our strikers

 

[tonto]

Wrong thread mate..

This is the happy thread

 

[Pagey]

Does anyone have any new solid reliable incontrovertable information regarding Gomes coming here?

Could always email fan services @fanservices@wolves.co.uk?

 

[tonto]

Bloody hell be early if you want to sing that one or the match will be over before you have finished
Can’t see the lads singing that after a Bally full of Bankss

 

[ogw 1961]

To the tune of Grease

"He's got skills, there's no denying
that's including, great control
and the passes he's supplying, they're electrifying!

We better pay up, cause he needs a club
and his heart is set on us
we better pay up, they better understand
to his word he must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for us to do

We're the one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh, Gomes
the one that he wants,
Not not not Lyon,
The one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh,
the one he needs, oh yes indeed"

I'll get my coat

I thought this was excellent

 

[Deleted member (smith)]

Has Talisca signed yet?

 

[Bryce]

To the tune of Grease

"He's got skills, there's no denying
that's including, great control
and the passes he's supplying, they're electrifying!

We better pay up, cause he needs a club
and his heart is set on us
we better pay up, they better understand
to his word he must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for us to do

We're the one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh, Gomes
the one that he wants,
Not not not Lyon,
The one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh,
the one he needs, oh yes indeed"

I'll get my coat

We are filled with affection
We know you are on your way
to cross the ball is Rauls direction
Put it away!

 

[Hawkguy]

I like how we have a tweet suggesting we will finally sign Joao Gomes tomorrow, and everyone's like, "Cool. But have you heard my crap chant, though?"

It's a tweet from Talking Wolves. Not really news worthy.

 

[tonto]

It's a tweet from Talking Wolves. Not really news worthy.

This is the happy thread come on be positive

 

[CodsallWolf]

How about "Joao was born under a Wanderers scarf" etc etc

Joao was born under a Wanderers scarf
Joao was born under a Wanderers scarf
They wanted him at Lyon, they asked him he said no,
His heart was here at Molineux and that's where he would go,
Joao was born under a Wanderers scarf.

Pretty sure I've won the Mix with this today.

 

[Ironfistedmonk]

Sweet jesus what has happened in here!

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

This is the happy thread come on be positive

Positively not working you mean

 

[glorybox]

To the tune of Grease

"He's got skills, there's no denying
that's including, great control
and the passes he's supplying, they're electrifying!

We better pay up, cause he needs a club
and his heart is set on us
we better pay up, they better understand
to his word he must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for us to do

We're the one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh, Gomes
the one that he wants,
Not not not Lyon,
The one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh,
the one he needs, oh yes indeed"

I'll get my coat

No effs or jeffs so it's a no from me...

 

[BrierleyHillWolves]

To the tune of Grease

"He's got skills, there's no denying
that's including, great control
and the passes he's supplying, they're electrifying!

We better pay up, cause he needs a club
and his heart is set on us
we better pay up, they better understand
to his word he must be true

Nothing left, nothing left for us to do

We're the one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh, Gomes
the one that he wants,
Not not not Lyon,
The one that he wants,
Ooh ooh ooh,
the one he needs, oh yes indeed"

I'll get my coat

Can see the Billy wright and Steve bull singing this in unison

 

[Loojay]

He's Brazilian
And really ****ing hates the Lyon
We think He's ****ing brilliant
It's joao gomes