WELCOME, João Gomes!!!

[The Wolf In The North]

Somehow I feel that Mutchy’s and Bod’s alcohol consumption has increased with this thread.

I think they welcome it, it isn't half keeping people out of trouble. It's like distracting cats with laser pointers.

 

[Kennedy]

Does anyone have any new solid reliable incontrovertable information regarding Gomes coming here?

No, but there are five pages of songs...

 

[Hanbury_Wolf]

To winter wonderland

Joao Gomes, loves Wolverhampton
Told Lyon, to ****ing do one
He made up his mind
The wolves are sublime
Samba in a wanderers wonderland

 

[Mighty Thor]

To the tune of la bamba (a Latin edge there)

We got ourselves a new hit-man
In wolver-hampton
Seu nome e joao gomes
Jooooaaaoo Gomes, joaoooo gomes

He hates ****ing Lee-On
Only cost 15 mill-yon
They call him the pit bull
Jooooaaaoo Gomes, joaoooo gomes

* seu nome e = Portuguese for “his name is”

 

[reanswolf]

It should theoretically be quite simple, yet its so hard to find a song that everyone knows that could be relevant to us.............a bit like Blue Moon at City.

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

He hates ****ing Lee-On
Only cost 15 mill-yon

This made me chuckle.

 

[OLDGOLD]

Getting back on track,its being reported that we are now back in discussion with Flamengo sorting out commisions,whatever that means lol

Backhanders that allow everyone to save face?...?

 

[Aurum Lupus]

That’s actually genius.

Gomes, the boy from Brazil
Gomes, he came to Molineux
Gomes, told Lyon what to do
Gomes, he hates the Albion too

Definitely genius!

 

[Poztin]

All these lyrics are great and everything but you do realise most struggle with the number of “duh”’s in the Cunha song.

 

[Wonder Boyo]

Better than the kumbaya one for sure

Weirdly enough my ChatGPT song for João Gomes includes kumbaya in the chorus!

Verse 1:
João Gomes, from Portugal,
He's a force to be reckoned with,
He's got skills that'll make you holler,
Watch him play for Wolverhampton.

Chorus:
Kumbaya, João Gomes,
Leading the pack,
Kumbaya, Wolverhampton Wanderers,
We'll never look back.

Verse 2:
With his speed and agility,
He's a nightmare for defenders,
He's got a shot that's pure quality,
Watch him score for Wolverhampton.

Chorus:
Kumbaya, João Gomes,
Leading the pack,
Kumbaya, Wolverhampton Wanderers,
We'll never look back.

Bridge:
He's got the passion and drive,
To take his team to the top,
With João Gomes on the field,
We'll never, ever stop.

Chorus:
Kumbaya, João Gomes,
Leading the pack,
Kumbaya, Wolverhampton Wanderers,
We'll never look back.

Outro:
So come on Wolverhampton fans,
Let's sing it loud and clear,
Kumbaya, João Gomes,
Our boy, our dear.

 

[Zico]

There's only one João Gomes
One João Gomes
We think he's alright
We hope he's not ****e
Walking in a Gomes wonderland

 

[RosehillWolf]

It's a tweet from Talking Wolves. Not really news worthy.

Tweet talking guy ?

 

[Wolf In Essex]

Sod it one more go....

Agreement was found,
We're on the hunt were after Joao,
Lyon upped the pounds, but you turned them down,
And your hungry for the Wolves,

Texerra was bold, you wanted Old Gold
We're on the hunt were after Joao,
You have your hair clipped and love Orange chips
Because your hungry for the WOLVES !!!!

 

[SuperGran]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618670444781137920

 

[TheConcourse]

It’s happening!! Absolute legend.

 

[wolvesaywe]

Now it looks like he finally might be signing it would be great if we could get a song for him

 

[Jack Russell]

Sod it one more go....

Agreement was found,
We're on the hunt were after Joao,
Lyon upped the pounds, but you turned them down,
And your hungry for the Wolves,

Texerra was bold, you wanted Old Gold
We're on the hunt were after Joao,
You have your hair clipped and love Orange chips
Because your hungry for the WOLVES !!!!

Is that to the tune of Waltzing Matilda?

Just asking.

 

[Supadavewolf]

He's Gomes Joao
From Flamengo
Makes me happy
That he's signed for us

 

[SquaddieWolf]

Now it looks like he finally might be signing it would be great if we could get a song for him

I literally just wrote the same thing and had to delete it because u beat me to it

 

[rincewind]

Now it looks like he finally might be signing it would be great if we could get a song for him

Seen any ideas?

 

[old wittonian]

One more to think about:

Flamengo would like to know
Where the hell has Joao gone
Where the hell has Jpao gone
He's signed for Wolverhampton (alerternatvily: He's flown to Wolverhampton)
Sunny Wolverhampton
Sunny Wolverhampton

I know I've more or less plagerised it.

 

[Deleted member (smith)]

It’s happening!! Absolute legend.

What’s happening?

 

[Ches78]

Normally these really long, meandering and slightly weird transfer threads end in disappointment, so it's nice (and slightly surprising) to see that this one might have a positive outcome! Keeping fingers crossed for tomorrow or the weekend when we could hear something a bit more official...

 

[Hanbury_Wolf]

Normally these really long, meandering and slightly weird transfer threads end in disappointment, so it's nice (and slightly surprising) to see that this one might have a positive outcome! Keeping fingers crossed for tomorrow or the weekend when we could hear something a bit more official...

Ye and there are normally many false positives so let's wait with this one

Talk about jumping the gun, next you'll be writing a song for him!

 

[crocos]

We all love a happy ending

 

[Hawkguy]

They are quoting a tweet from GE Globo, a Brazilian media outlet with 6.2m Twitter followers.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618597484871438341

Yeah, I know they take news from others and rightfully credit them.

However, their tweets generally seem to "promise much more" than the original article.

 

[Rhoswolf]

Since the original thread has become all about potential songs can we use this thread to discuss updates on the potential signing only?

 

[luiandlui]

Can’t wait till he signs , plays, and is really awful

 

[Hawkguy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618670444781137920

While I think we will get the player, Vene's tweet doesn't say they're finalizing the transfer. It just says Gomes is waiting for them to sign paperwork, the same thing he's been doing for a week.

 

[stever]

I’ve got you


Said he's gonna leave a hundred times a day..
It's easier said than done… when he just can’t break away… just can’t break away…
OHHHHH young Joao runs free..

Candi Staton

There you have it, a masterpiece.

Best so far for me

 

[Hawkguy]

From Vene on Twitter

 

[Wolf In Essex]

Is that to the tune of Waltzing Matilda?

Just asking.

If it works better than Hungry like a Wolf, go ahead

 

[BrierleyHillWolves]

I don't know I've kind of got in the mood of coming up with potential songs

We've only got 2 threads !
Got 2 threaaads!

 

[JamesWolves]

He's also needed to be sold to fund future transfers

 

[Bradstonian]

That’s actually genius.

Gomes, the boy from Brazil
Gomes, he came to Molineux
Gomes, told Lyon what to do
Gomes, he hates the Albion too

Genius.

 

[SuperGran]

Since the original thread has become all about potential songs can we use this thread to discuss updates on the potential signing only?

Can’t see that catching on in the south bank doesn’t rhyme either

 

[Bradstonian]

Getting back on track,its being reported that we are now back in discussion with Flamengo sorting out commisions,whatever that means lol

Doesn’t scan.

 

[Pagey]

Since the original thread has become all about potential songs can we use this thread to discuss updates on the potential signing only?

Curmudgeon

 

[iamthenewno2]

After his highlights vid I thought of Coldplay...

He pulled a card
He pulled a card for you
João, what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

 

[Supadavewolf]

Curmudgeon

Does he play for Flamengo as well?