WELCOME, João Gomes!!!

[Hanbury_Wolf]

Imagine being a club legend without actually playing a game.

Are there any others?

 

[WickedWolfie]

Sounds pretty.. erm.. American!

Well, more accurately the contents of the ****ney rhyming slang for that nationality....

 

[Superted]

Imagine being a club legend without actually playing a game.

Are there any others?

He could concievably be a club legend without ever actually signing for us, which would be quite an achievement.

 

[thommo1984]

Imagine being a club legend without actually playing a game.

Are there any others?

Talisca?

 

[JadeWolf]

Let’s rework the Coady song!

He almost signed for Lyon
Instead he joined the pack
Protecting our defenders
Supporting our attack

His name is Joao Gomes
He plays at Molineux
And when you’ve seen him playing
You’ll be singing this song too!

 

[WolfLing]

For a song to work, it has to be an undisputedly well-known song, not an obscure one that not everyone knows the words or tune to.

On that note, can someone come up with lyrics to fit the classic "Mona" by Criag McLachlan please.

 

[Chriswwfc]

Let’s rework the Coady song!

He almost signed for Lyon
Instead he joined the pack
Protecting our defenders
Supporting our attack

His name is Joao Gomes
He loves the Molineux

Before he’d played a game for us
He was wanderers through and through.

 

[Edmund Dantes]

João Gomes, João Gomes
He gave up eating feijoada
To play with José Sá
Goes to the beach in his underpants
Don't wanna play in France
We'll watch him every game
We can't pronounce his name
Whoooooaaaa Jow

 

[Irish_Wolf]

Im sick of seeing his name.

 

[RosehillWolf]

Doesn’t rhyme

Gilbert O’Sullivan ?

 

[Wolf In Essex]

He's freeeee to sign for whoever he ..
whoever he likes and he'll sign for Wolves if he likes...

He's freeee to sign for anyone..
Sign for anyone, and stuck 2 fingers up to Lyon...

Sorry, that's the best I could do...

 

[Bognor_Wolf]

Im sick of seeing his name.

Well I'd suggest staying out the thread named "Joao Gomes" for a start.....

 

[reanswolf]

Is this the worst thread ever on Molineux Mix?

 

[SuperGran]

Im sick of seeing his name.

Not sure this is the right thread for you

 

[Irish_Wolf]

Is this the worst thread ever on Molineux Mix?

If Carlsberg did **** threads

 

[dennison11]

No

Is this the worst thread ever on Molineux Mix?

 

[Wolvesfcneil]

For a song to work, it has to be an undisputedly well-known song, not an obscure one that not everyone knows the words or tune to.

On that note, can someone come up with lyrics to fit the classic "Mona" by Criag McLachlan please.

I tell you what Joao wants to do
Build a house next to Molineux

 

[Very Proud (AKA Still Proud)]

Maybe when he does arrive we could have X-Factor style auditions with Joao sitting in judgement hand hovering over the red button.....

There you go Wolves Media team, how's that for a reveal video?

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

If Carlsberg did **** threads

You would be odds-on to be the largest contributor.

 

[Aimless Balls]

Marçal must’ve given a heck of a reco.

 

[Zico]

He'll play where he wants
He'll play where he wants
Joao Gomes
He'll play where he wants

 

[WalsallWolf]

Sang to the tune of "I am The Resurrection", by the mighty, mighty, Stone Roses...

João Gomes has an erection, and I'll tell you why.​

He really loves the orange chips, the Banks's and the Balti Pie, ies!​

...might need a bit of work?

I shouldnt like that, but I really do.

 

[steve vena]

Needs a bit of work, but something around the Proclaimers song:

When he wakes up, well he knows he's gonna be,
He's gonna be the man who plays at Molineux
And he would roll 500 miles
And he would roll 500 more
Just to be the man who [plays at Molineux].

Jooooão Gomes Jooooão Gomes

Good that mate , instead of roll 500 etc how about.
And he will fly 8000 miles and he would fly 8000 more.

 

[Bognor_Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618619857683251203

 

[Flump]

He'll play where he wants
He'll play where he wants
Joao Gomes
He'll play where he wants

That won't do at all, it's something people could actually sing.

You need to add 4 different verses, lots of hard lyrics we can't remember, and fit it (badly) to the tune of a song that's very niche but that shows off your musical taste to the 2 other people on here that know it.

 

[WolfLing]

Good that mate , instead of roll 500 etc how about.
And he will fly 8000 miles and he would fly 8000 more.

We have a winner.

 

[doogisgod]

How about "Joao was born under a Wanderers scarf" etc etc

 

[Quicksilver]

Gilbert O’Sullivan ?

Are Lyon in for him as well?

 

[Jayjaywolves]

He'll play where he wants
He'll play where he wants
Joao Gomes
He'll play where he wants

Too complicated.
Not obscure enough.

 

[Werewolf of Wombourne]

Good that mate , instead of roll 500 etc how about.
And he will fly 8000 miles and he would fly 8000 more.

Oh christ no, that is my most hated ever song.

 

[SA Wolf]

Are Lyon in for him as well?

Of course not; he's a snooker player.

 

[Quicksilver]

Of course not; he's a snooker player.

Naturally

 

[Nivada]

Can someone explain Talisca to me

 

[Supadavewolf]

Is this the worst thread ever on Molineux Mix?

No

Is this the worst post ever on Molineux Mix?

 

[WasStefan]

I just asked ChatGPT to create a song about Joao Gomes, and include something about rejecting Lyon.

Verse 1:

He's the one, the one we adore
Joao Gomes, the man we all implore
With his skill, and his grace
He's leading our team to first place

Chorus:

Joao Gomes, Joao Gomes
The man with the magic, he never roams
He's our star, our shining light
We'll sing his name, with all our might

Verse 2:

Lyon came calling, with a big fat fee
But Joao said no, he's loyal to our team
He's not just in it for the fame
He's got our badge, etched in his brain

Chorus:

Joao Gomes, Joao Gomes
The man with the magic, he never rooms
He's our star, our shining light
We'll sing his name, with all our might

Bridge:

He's the one who scores the goals
He's the one who lifts our souls
He's the one who makes us sing
Joao Gomes, our football king

Chorus:

Joao Gomes, Joao Gomes
The man with the magic, he never roams
He's our star, our shining light
We'll sing his name, with all our might

Outro:

So let's all sing, for Joao Gomes
Our football hero, forever known as
The one who rejected Lyon, for the love of our team
Joao Gomes, forever in our hearts, it seems.

Hahaha AI is taking over, rip google

 

[Supadavewolf]

Can somebody explain Talisca to me

The answer is 42 but I'm not sure if Talisca is the question...

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

We just need him to do the Wolves ay we like Rafa Mir did in welcome video lol

 

[JamesWolves]

Can somebody explain Talisca to me

A mythical Brazilian creature, that could be in two places at once. It's known for leaving people on edge. Last known sighting was in Saudi Arabia

 

[WolfLing]

I just asked ChatGPT to create a song about Joao Gomes, and include something about rejecting Lyon.

Verse 1:

He's the one, the one we adore
Joao Gomes, the man we all implore
With his skill, and his grace
He's leading our team to first place

Chorus:

Joao Gomes, Joao Gomes
The man with the magic, he never roams
He's our star, our shining light
We'll sing his name, with all our might

Verse 2:

Lyon came calling, with a big fat fee
But Joao said no, he's loyal to our team
He's not just in it for the fame
He's got our badge, etched in his brain

Chorus:

Joao Gomes, Joao Gomes
The man with the magic, he never rooms
He's our star, our shining light
We'll sing his name, with all our might

Bridge:

He's the one who scores the goals
He's the one who lifts our souls
He's the one who makes us sing
Joao Gomes, our football king

Chorus:

Joao Gomes, Joao Gomes
The man with the magic, he never roams
He's our star, our shining light
We'll sing his name, with all our might

Outro:

So let's all sing, for Joao Gomes
Our football hero, forever known as
The one who rejected Lyon, for the love of our team
Joao Gomes, forever in our hearts, it seems.

I asked it to 'Write a pleasant response to a forum post about a song about Joao Gomes moving to Wolverhampton Wanderers."

It came up with this.....

"Great song and great move for Joao Gomes! Wolverhampton Wanderers is a fantastic club with a rich history and a passionate fan base. I'm sure Joao will thrive there and make some great memories. Can't wait to see him in action on the field!"

 

[Huge of Sharjah]

I asked it to 'Write a pleasant response to a forum post about a song about Joao Gomes moving to Wolverhampton Wanderers."

It came up with this.....

"Great song and great move for Joao Gomes! Wolverhampton Wanderers is a fantastic club with a rich history and a passionate fan base. I'm sure Joao will thrive there and make some great memories. Can't wait to see him in action on the field!"

I'm sold.