What are you going to do when it's "over"?

[Thank you Sir Jack]

I will smear the wife in hand sanitizer and indulge myself.
I will do that corny fancy dress thing and wrap myself in toilet roll and go as the Mummy,............

 

[Frank Lincoln]

My mother is in self isolation and we have had to cancel a mothers day meal for her. So when this is over we will take her to the restaurant of her choice and spoil her rotten.

 

[WasStefan]

I’m going on the ****. Big style

 

[Big Nosed Wolf]

Continue washing my hands every two minutes. Just in case.

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

My mother is in self isolation and we have had to cancel a mothers dat meal for her. So when this is over we will take her to the restaurant of her choice and spoil her rotten.

Brilliant Frank. It will taste even better. I hope that the experience will make us all appreciate things more. Unfortunately, my Mom is no longer with us, but I intend to do what our local vicar suggested today. Because the church will be closed on Mothering Sunday, she suggested that we all light a candle on that day to remember our Mom's.

 

[Frank Lincoln]

Brilliant Frank. It will taste even better. I hope that the experience will make us all appreciate things more. Unfortunately, my Mom is no longer with us, but I intend to do what our local vicar suggested today. Because the church will be closed on Mothering Sunday, she suggested that we all light a candle on that day to remember our Mom's.

That is a good idea. My mother in law passed away a couple of years ago, so we will light a candle for her on Sunday.

 

[Deleted member 4382]

I’ll be off t’ match.

 

[MolineuxMixer]

Cheer on the lads!

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

Prepare for the plague of locusts.

 

[Sketchead]

When we come out of the incoming lockdown, the cases will naturally rise again, leading to a bit more 'distancing' (though not quite as drastic). So will be doing my best to remain careful until it all levels out.

But yes, definitely drinking a lot and watching that lovely bloody football.

 

[Surrey Wolf]

I'm gonna try bat & pangolin... with chips

 

[Mutchy]

I will smear the wife in hand sanitizer and indulge myself.
I will do that corny fancy dress thing and wrap myself in toilet roll and go as the Mummy,............

Okay, I wasnt quite right first time. @Dukinfieldwolves is your sock puppet, and every now and then you get your accounts mixed up...

 

[Guzeppi]

Hammer a cute female nurse.

They should get rewarded.

 

[Can't B Arsed Wolf]

If you mean "when it's all over" probably go and haunt a few **********s who have caused so much suffering in the world.

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

Okay, I wasnt quite right first time. @Dukinfieldwolves is your sock puppet, and every now and then you get your accounts mixed up...

Any suggestion that I have my hand up DW's bottom is roundly rejected.

 

[Jonzy54]

I like the comment I saw yesterday.Someone said he had scrubbed his hands that much he could now see his exam crib notes from 1978.

 

[Wall heath Wanderer]

i will go to a shop and remind myself what it is like to see full shelves.

unless i have succumbed to canabalism

 

[JadeWolf]

The way it’s going, put the Xmas decorations up

 

[OLDGOLD]

Probably resign rrom the NHS and do something I want to for the rest of my working life?

 

[Pagey]

Take stock, contemplate, and look forward.

The world will be a different place for years.

 

[North West Wanderer]

Go all Frank Gallagher.

Continue to savour every day as you never know when it’s your last.

 

[1972 i began]

Chop down the 10ft weeds in me garden.

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

Heroin. It's all I'll have left.

 

[quirky_birky]

Finally wipe my backside.

 

[Deleted member 7862Bler]

I’m off to Gdansk

 

[WickedWolfie]

The way it’s going, put the Xmas decorations up

Which Christmas?? There are leaked US reports suggesting that it could last 18 months.....

U.S. Virus Plan Anticipates 18-Month Pandemic and Widespread Shortages

 

[Beeches wolf]

That is a good idea. My mother in law passed away a couple of years ago, so we will light a candle for her on Sunday.

Likewise

 

[howlin wolf]

Get off the phone to EasyJet.

 

[Boon2]

Take my wife out to Mao Hunan restaurant in Milan ( if it has survived).

 

[Plymouth Wolf]

Go on holiday! Lost one in April and June not going to happen either. Oh and help all the selfish gits take their tons of pasta to the local food bank!

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Reduce my my social distancing to 1m

 

[S G Wolves]

Be able to see my Croation Super Model girl friend again in London. Btw that is true...

Have a family get together again...

Watch some ****ing football!!!

 

[WickedWolfie]

Tickle my 3 year old to death... Will miss her like crazy... and her mum who's birthday it is today...

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

Tickle my 3 year old to death... Will miss her like crazy... and her mum who's birthday it is today...

Sorry WW, when you say "will miss her like crazy', am I reading too much into that comment?

 

[WickedWolfie]

Sorry WW, when you say "will miss her like crazy', am I reading too much into that comment?

Only that her and her mum are in Essex and l am in London. Worryingly she has shown some of the symptoms... Thanks for your concern though.

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

Only that her and her mum are in Essex and l am in London. Worryingly she has shown some of the symptoms... Thanks for your concern though.

Phew. Best wishes.

 

[VancouverWolf]

When it’s over?.........it’s going to take a while. My daughter-in-law is expecting and due late August. God knows when I will see the new baby and my 3 yr. old granddaughter. After Xmas, maybe?

 

[Deleted member 4152]

I'm gonna try bat & pangolin... with chips

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[WickedWolfie]

When it’s over?.........it’s going to take a while. My daughter-in-law is expecting and due late August. God knows when I will see the new baby and my 3 yr. old granddaughter. After Xmas, maybe?

Video calls perhaps?

 

[VancouverWolf]

Video calls perhaps?

Yes....trying to think how to keep a 3yr old’s interest on FaceTime. Will probably do some Punch and Judy type of thing.