empty thread...time go kill this now?

[VancouverWolf]

This article makes no sense at all....lol

Fake fans, banter sites and certainty in stupidity: the plight of the modern game

 

[Wednesbury Wolf]

 

[Wednesbury Wolf]

 

[nomadwolf]

 

[Wednesbury Wolf]

I went to the Doctor last week because I felt like a mouth organ. He said that was strange; there was a lady in recently complaining of the same thing. I said ‘Yes, that'll be our Monica’.

 

[Ogerp]

The missus has asked for something in silk for her birthday.

I'm doing my best, but I bet this tin of emulsion will be "The wrong colour".

 

[Wednesbury Wolf]

I was playing darts with my pet hedgehog last night. I scored 325 with my first throw.

 

[Ogerp]

I bought the very latest, top of the line and bells and whistles shrub trimmer today

Its cutting hedge technology.

 

[Ogerp]

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.

So far I've got twelve fridges.

 

[Ogerp]

Stop asking me to change my password.

I cant keep renaming the dog.

 

[Ogerp]

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."

 

[VancouverWolf]

“Honey, what’s our computer password?”

“Same as our anniversary, sweetheart”.

..........I bet she did that deliberately.

 

[Ogerp]

Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

 

[Ogerp]

I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.

He said hell be fine, hes just going through a rough patch.

 

[Ogerp]

Just read through six pages in the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing

 

[Ogerp]

People have been laughing at my appearance since I swallowed an abacus.

They shouldn't be so shallow.

It's what's on the inside that counts.

 

[Ogerp]

In traffic news: A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the M54...

the driver is under a rest and the cues go back for miles.

 

[VancouverWolf]

“DON’T FORGET TO CALL IT A PROCEDURE........MAKES IT LESS SCARY”.

 

[The Fat Bloke]

I shouldn’t be on the mix just now, as it’s disrespectful because I lost my wife last night.






What a game of poker that was!!!

 

[Ogerp]

Warming:

If youse gets a link called "Free Porn" dont opin it ?!!"#$%
It is a birus wich deactivats yur Spellcheck and garblis up yur riting.
I alsu receibed its, but lukily I don't does porn so I didnt opin its.

Warn al1 yor vriends.

 

[Ogerp]

I've just found out that the chippy in Sellafield has closed down.

What a shame, they used to serve a lovely leg of cod there.

 

[Ogerp]

I took my two kids to Whipsnade and we went to check out the baboons at the primate house.

They were shocked by the loud screeching, females baring their red arses; and the males jumping around, fighting for dominance, and constantly trying for a quick one.

Anyway, the Sandwell school trip finally moved on and we got to go look at the monkeys.

 

[VancouverWolf]

 

[Ogerp]

My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with his dinner in his hands.

With Facebook down, he wanted me to see what he was having

 

[Ogerp]

I was about to make a joke about a short sighted stag...

when I realised it was a bad idea.

 

[VancouverWolf]

 

[johnnybetchas]

I had a shepherd's pie earlier.

He was ffffing livid when he came back in from sha**ing his sheep.

 

[johnnybetchas]

My dad said you should always be up front with everyone .
Great bloke crap goalkeeper! .

 

[HungryLikeTheWolf]

Billy McSporran, the well known local fence for stolen goods, was tragically killed today. He fell off the back of a lorry.

 

[HungryLikeTheWolf]

Would be thieves hijacked a cement mixer in Wolverhampton today after a botched raid on a jewellery shop. The vehicle overturned as they were making their escape on the A449 and they fled on foot. The public have been asked to be on the look out for 4 hardened criminals.

 

[HungryLikeTheWolf]

An overnight raid by burglars at a local chemist cleaned out 99% of their stock - all that was left was 12 boxes of condoms and 10 boxes of combs. Police are concentrating their search for two bald headed Catholics.

 

[johnnybetchas]

I think animal testing is a really terrible idea - the poor things get all nervous and give the wrong answers

 

[VancouverWolf]

“Waiter, you’ve got your thumb on my steak”.
“ I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again, sir”.

“Waitress, my egg is bad.”
“I’m sorry sir, I only laid the table.”

“Waiter, are you the same one who took my order?”
“Yes sir.”
“Funny, ......I thought you’d look older.”

 

[Pagey]

I loved my grandad, but I'm glad i wasn't with him when he passed away. He was hit by a bus.

 

[Pagey]

I was about to make a joke about a short sighted stag...

when I realised it was a bad idea.

Had to read that one again, but still no idea

 

[VancouverWolf]

Had to read that one again, but still no idea

Me too.....read it several times, asked my wife......can’t get it.

 

[VancouverWolf]

My poor uncle had a tragic death. He fell off a scaffold ...........mind you, they were hanging him.

 

[Pagey]

Me too.....read it several times, asked my wife......can’t get it.

Eye deer-idea

 

[VancouverWolf]

Eye deer-idea

Ohhhhhh, ok. Thanks mate but it’s quite a stretch, isn’t it.
I used to admire @Ogerp .....loved his stuff. But has he peaked? Three weeks ago he would never have posted that.

Lol, Ogerp, keep them coming. This waiting for transfer news is boring.

 

[Deleted member 4382]

One for our Canadian friends.......

Two fluffy cute seal cubs go for a night on the town.
One of ‘em walks into a club.