Act your age Mixers!!

[Hathwolf]

30- but 31 next month.
Share the birthday with Vicente Del Bosque, Eddie Vedder, Carol Smillie, Carla Bruni, and Michael Chopra to name a few.
3 days before my birthday, lost 1-0 at Anfield, 3 days later lost 4-1 to Forest, leaving us 18th at the time on 20 points after 24 games.

 

[wolverine mick]

48!! still think I'm 28

 

[OoohRobbieRobbie]

'Quarter of a Century'. My 22 year old Mrs' favourite quote!

 

[Jonzy54]

57.I wake up every day feeling like an 18 year old-never get one though.

 

[WonderWolf]

57.I wake up every day feeling like an 18 year old-never get one though.

.... You are not rich enough then!

 

[Jonzy54]

.... You are not rich enough then!

Never paid for it in my life,however after getting married in 1979 I have been paying for it ever since.

 

[Toon Wolf]

Just turned 44 last month. Don't look a day over 43...

 

[shaygriff]

For crying out loud, somebody,anybody older than me post!!!!!!
I'm really fed up now................missus get up them stairs!!








Pity I live in a bungalow.

I'll be older than you are now, in 14 years 57 in December.

 

[-MTW-]

The Wirral actually. )

We actually call it "The Wirral actually" Er indoors family regulaly got accused of being scousers when on holidays and they always replied its the Wirral actually. So in our family we always say we live on the Wirral actually.

Have I just won a prize for getting the word actually into a post the most times ever..

55 and from Wednesfield BTW - first season down the Mol the boys got relegated, never looked back have I.

 

[Jonzy54]

We actually call it "The Wirral actually" Er indoors family regulaly got accused of being scousers when on holidays and they always replied its the Wirral actually. So in our family we always say we live on the Wirral actually.

Have I just won a prize for getting the word actually into a post the most times ever..

55 and from Wednesfield BTW - first season down the Mol the boys got relegated, never looked back have I.

Yes but can you give me a sentence with the word and appearing 5 times consecutively?(One from school)

 

[Arcadius]

Yes but can you give me a sentence with the word and appearing 5 times consecutively?(One from school)

A typesetter was setting type for an advertisement for an inn called The Horse And Cart. His client was proofing the ad. and said;

There is too much spacing between Horse and And, and And and Cart

 

[jabbawolf]

A typesetter was setting type for an advertisement for an inn called The Horse And Cart. His client was proofing the ad. and said;

There is too much spacing between Horse and And, and And and Cart

Take a bow, son, take a bow.

 

[Jonzy54]

A typesetter was setting type for an advertisement for an inn called The Horse And Cart. His client was proofing the ad. and said;

There is too much spacing between Horse and And, and And and Cart

Well done that man,mine from school was Pear and Partridge.
Now then ,how many D's are there in Match of the Day?

 

[Arcadius]

well done that man,mine from school was pear and partridge.
Now then ,how many d's are there in match of the day?

72

 

[Penk Wolf]

I'm sure we will get told of for going of topic in a minute, but, anyway.

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the lift down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

 

[Arcadius]

I'm sure we will get told of for going of topic in a minute, but, anyway.

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the lift down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

He' seeing a lady friend and showers before going home!

 

[Penk Wolf]

He' seeing a lady friend and showers before going home!

Nope.

 

[Jungleee]

I'm sure we will get told of for going of topic in a minute, but, anyway.

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the lift down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons.

 

[Penk Wolf]

The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons.

Unless it's raining, which he can then use his Umbrella

 

[Arcadius]

I'm sure we will get told of for going of topic in a minute, but, anyway.

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the lift down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.

 

[Penk Wolf]

Hmm, it's interesting how the first part of those two answers are the same.

I've always said he is a midgit.

 

[Arcadius]

Hmm, it's interesting how the first part of those two answers are the same.

I've always said he is a midgit.

Perhaps we use the same research methods!!

 

[Penk Wolf]

Perhaps we use the same research methods!!

I did guess that you both cheated, sorry, researched in the same place.

 

[Jungleee]

In my defence, wasn't in the right frame of mind to think about it as my mind was thinking about Keynesian economic thought.

 

[Jonzy54]

72

I believe you

 

[Arcadius]

In my defence, wasn't in the right frame of mind to think about it as my mind was thinking about Keynesian economic thought.

I was also pondering the elasticity of demand in an inflationary economy with deflationary wage conditions!

 

[Jungleee]

I was also pondering the elasticity of demand in an inflationary economy with deflationary wage conditions!

What a coincidence

 

[Arcadius]

What a coincidence

Whats the record of the amount of "off-topic" posts before the thread police get us?:embarassed:

 

[Jonzy54]

Whats the record of the amount of "off-topic" posts before the thread police get us?:embarassed:

84 back in 2010.:goodnight:

 

[Penk Wolf]

I'm sure if we keep adding random numbers in they will think we are talking about ages still.

 

[Arcadius]

I'm sure if we keep adding random numbers in they will think we are talking about ages still.

Ha ha!! 106

 

[WonderWolf]

I'm sure if we keep adding random numbers in they will think we are talking about ages still.

I'll throw one in: 32

We could come up with the winning lottery numbers you know!.........

 

[Jungleee]

Looks like Occupy Wall Street is over! Anyone else seen the news?

 

[Arcadius]

Looks like Occupy Wall Street is over! Anyone else seen the news?

Yeh, heard this morning 54 cops were moving in!

 

[Arcadius]

We are acting our age, childish!! 26

 

[Jonzy54]

48- last time we had the Olympics

 

[Arcadius]

66 Last time we one the world cup

 

[Penk Wolf]

And again 64 years later.

 

[Jonzy54]

16-First time I had sex that didn't involve animals,live ones anyway.

 

[Arcadius]

16-First time I had sex that didn't involve animals,live ones anyway.

What dead animals have you been ****ging?