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Hard to tell from this exclusive: Steven Gerrard Appointed Newcastle Manager on 4 Year Deal ;)

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street . He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.$ 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise...

I was not in a position to watch or listen today so I decided to join the Commentary Thread at HT and read backwards over the first half . . . . Oh dear! You guys are a complete joke! I wont embarrass you by naming names but you are all on the record. What a laugh. I seriously wonder do you...

So it seems everyone the 2 M's want isn't interested in the job for whatever reason, and the only people prepared to come are managers that no one else wants. Now is the time for the fans to seriously question the competence of the 2 M's, and challenge them on exactly what reasons people are...

For those unaware: Rory Delap got sent off on the weekend against Crawley. Crawley 0-2 Stoke - Official Highlights and Goals | FA Cup 5th Round 19-02-12 - YouTube This is the tackle, 50 seconds in, and he got sent off for it. In my opinion this is a very dangerous tackle and had he...

Just to lighten the derge of manager threads, I have used a picture that funnily now seems appropriate. So off you go, what amusing sub title to the photo can you come up with associated with managers

From top to bottom , no ambition as a club , we can't tail away from the blueprint that has every penny accounted for, hence no new signings and keeping the manager . We can't sack him because it isnt in the budget , it would cost money to get rid and get someone else in . The worst thing...

To cheer up the message board lets have abit of humour, here we go: I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed.....At first i was afraid, i was petrified!

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1013302/bayern-munich-anger-fans-with-%27new-signing%27-pr-stunt?cc=5739 Sheesh! Can you imagine the response that would draw if we tried it?? :eek:

........MM $$$$ off now. Hit and hope football, can't string a pass together, outplayed by 3 promoted teams, 3 years fighting relegation. How much longer do we have to put up with the $$$$ you and your under-achieving players serve up? You know it's only a matter of time - do the decent thing...

I'm going to use this thread to list/comment on the almost daily joke headlines/stories which appear on the OS. Todays laughable classic is by Matt Jarvis stating he'd rather takes points not performances???!!!!! What performances is he talking about? Fulham yes and the odd 30 minutes here and...

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Got to be some kind of joke,they must of seen something i have not. http://www.wolves.co.uk/page/News/0,,10307~2298880,00.html

Husband and wife walking round the supermarket husband picks up 24 bottles of Bud. she say's what are you doing, he said special offer only £10.00. She said put it back can't afford it. Walking round the toiletries she picks up face cream, he said what's that. She said it's face...

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said. "Sorry", said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that". "Fine", I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the Premier League". "You crafty $$$$!" said the fairy.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/153195/Crystal-Palace-s-Sylvan-Ebanks-Blake-is-on-knife-edge Just typical poor reporting (well, headlining) we have to put up with - and cling onto - during the January transfer window.

Once again an inept refereeing performance costs us...if that was a red card then what about numerous Liverpool infractions which were much much worse, Gerrard leading with studs up twice, Torres' dive and not to mention the stamp on Ward in first half...sick to death of abysmal, one sided...

So called Scottish Football Association president George Peat has put the blame on Scotland s probable non qualification squarely on the broad shoulders of Wolves striker Chris Iwelumodiv class=advert/div More...

So called Scottish Football Association president George Peat has put the blame on Scotland 's probable non qualification squarely on the broad shoulders of Wolves striker Chris Iwelumo More...

This was on Teamtalk.com this morning Tony Mowbray says he should be a contender for Manager of the Year because of the "beautiful" football he has got West Brom playing this term. West Brom are rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table with just eight games to go, but Mowbray has been...