Gerrard to Newcastle (Or not?)

[Ginger Chimp]

Hard to tell from this exclusive:

Steven Gerrard Appointed Newcastle Manager on 4 Year Deal

 

[cookey]

Hard to tell from this exclusive:

Steven Gerrard Appointed Newcastle Manager on 4 Year Deal

Sweet ! - but more chance of my cat Munchkin taking the job

 

[Fifty Niner]

Some of the Glasgow Rangers fans would be happy if it were real. Can't believe how some of them were lambasting him because they didn't overhaul Celtic and win the title last season. Delusional.

 

[Lyewolves]

Some of the Glasgow Rangers fans would be happy if it were real. Can't believe how some of them were lambasting him because they didn't overhaul Celtic and win the title last season. Delusional.

Don't think so pal.

 

[Sussex Wolf]

Hard to tell from this exclusive:

Steven Gerrard Appointed Newcastle Manager on 4 Year Deal

Brilliant piece

 

[Alex Rae The Substitute]

10/10 for shoddy photo shop skills

 

[freezin]

Some of those headlines are hilarious.
Arsenal reduce Zaha bid from £40m to £30m.

Also Gerrards head looks massive, just so they could make it bigger enough to cover over McClarens hair island...

"Steve take that pork scratching off your head."

"Don't be a Rodney plonker, that's my hair island... My haaairrrr islaaaaaand"

 

[TheRetroChief]

Some of those headlines are hilarious.
Arsenal reduce Saha bid from £40m to £30m.

Also Gerrards head looks massive, just so they could make it bigger enough to cover over McClarens hair island...

"Steve take that pork scratching off your head."

"Don't be a Rodney plonker, that's my hair island... My haaairrrr islaaaaaand"

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Someone's an Athletico Mince fan!!

 

[Sussex Wolf]

Some of those headlines are hilarious.
Arsenal reduce Saha bid from £40m to £30m.

Also Gerrards head looks massive, just so they could make it bigger enough to cover over McClarens hair island...

"Steve take that pork scratching off your head."

"Don't be a Rodney plonker, that's my hair island... My haaairrrr islaaaaaand"

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Some of the writing is pretty good. Gary Neville quotes on Phil, the Sturridge article, to name a couple.

 

[Highlandwolf2]

Click bate site

 

[Andy Gray's Anatomy]

Click bate site

It's satire.

 

[Highlandwolf2]

Fair point - although I prefer the Daily Mash or Rochdale Herald (the latter did a very good story about introducing Black Country passports to keep out those who didnt speak proper)

 

[JonahWolf]

Fair point - although I prefer the Daily Mash or Rochdale Herald (the latter did a very good story about introducing Black Country passports to keep out those who didnt speak proper)

Well that’s your passport knackered.

It’s ‘spake’.

 

[Highlandwolf2]

Well that’s your passport knackered.

It’s ‘spake’.

True - that's what comes from being brought up in Bushbury (wim posh aye we)

 

[1312]

Steven Gerrard rejects Mike Ashley approach to become next Newcastle manager

 

[Deleted member 7862Bler]

Steve Bruce is favourite now?

 

[Boon2]

True - that's what comes from being brought up in Bushbury (wim posh aye we)

Ony cuz yam near low ill.

 

[Cookyssweetleftfoot]

If he gets it, will there have been another manager who has been in opposing dugouts in so many derby games?

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

Steve Bruce is favourite now?

 

[Irish_Wolf]

Gerrard was never approached, he's done zilch in the game so far.

The rumour is the usual Scottish media trying to big up anything at Rangers to help with the feel good factor.

God knows they need it, lots of fans having a real go at the club as nothing but league 1 signings and SPL dross.