Worst players hair cuts

[northnorfolkwolf]

I hate modern day players, no longer youthful, but feel they must follow the trend of hair on top with short back and sides. Step forward Tarkowski and McGuire.

 

[Sir Ron]

How in gods name has Chris Waddle escaped a mention so far, he’s normally in the first two posts on a bad haircut thread?

 

[S G Wolves]

One of best Afros
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Legend.

 

[I'm the Wanderer]

I hate modern day players, no longer youthful, but feel they must follow the trend of hair on top with short back and sides. Step forward Tarkowski and McGuire.

I don't know, I'm starting to see short sides and curly on top...like Leigh Wood the boxer. Coming to a football stadium near you!

 

[Scallywolf]

Was it Jason Lee who had that very strange hair cut?

Didn’t he have the nickname ‘Pineapple Head’?

 

[topcat99]

Had to laugh today. 3 completely bald lads outside our local pub . I mean cue ball bald.

One says to another “are you off?”

“Yeah. I need a haircut”

Embrace it lad. Embrace it.

 

[Oh Robbie Robie]

Surely slimeball makes the list...

 

[Evthewolf]

Archie Gemmill. Probably a less flattering picture kicking around somewhere (yes, it is possible).
Opposition fans were regularly heard singing.
Archie’s ar** is on his head.
Archie’s ar** is on his head.

 

[Pagey]

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

What a great thread, esp after a 6-0 thrashing. I haven't laughed so much for a long time! And there is nothing wrong with 70s haircuts!!!

 

[waveney wolf]

Didn’t he have the nickname ‘Pineapple Head’?

He's got a pine apple on his head,,
He's got a pine Apple on his head......

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

Beat these 70s classics....

Ian Britton
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Brian Little
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Alan Biley
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Noel Brotherton
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Willie Pettigrew
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Paul Breitner
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Gordon Bolland
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Best post on here for months imo! Biley looks like that lead singer in Sweet, Brian Little is working on a Claudia Winkleman, Brotherton's is done for a bet, Brietner is just plain scary and Bolland's is a wig (he's completely bald under that mass of hair)! I reckon Jade could use some of these pics if she ever runs out of Noddy one's!

 

[woop woop barmy army]

One of our own?

 

[woop woop barmy army]

or can not make my mind if its bad or not....

 

[jrpb-3]

 

[jrpb-3]

How in gods name has Chris Waddle escaped a mention so far, he’s normally in the first two posts on a bad haircut thread?

talking of mullets John de Wolf ?

 

[jrpb-3]

 

[Deleted member (smith)]

What a great thread, esp after a 6-0 thrashing. I haven't laughed so much for a long time! And there is nothing wrong with 70s haircuts!!!

indubitably …very good to have an important serious thread instead of all that whose getting relegated or transfers rubbish.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

I saw one of the Man City subs on the weekend with a very intricate hair do, it was close braided with little tail down the back. Don't know who it was, but it looked like an old fashioned Tam o shanter. Must've took hours.

 

[inaglasshouse]

I wasnt too keen on this. Im hoping for a purple patch now though.

 

[Golden Oldie]

Any other nominations?

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He must have used the same hairdresser my old granny went to, and she's been dead more than 40years.

 

[Golden Oldie]

I love the 1970s

Those guys thought that they looked great.

Ian Britton. Take a bow

I seem to recall a wedding photograph of Kevin Keegan where the clothes and hair were similarly nightmarish - not the sort to show the children/grandchildren in later times.

 

[Erick1011]

I might win it with this Mexican legend. Adolfo “Bofo” Bautista. See the attached images.

 

[Jonzy54]

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You beat me there with this

 

[WV10Wolf]

Was it Jason Lee who had that very strange hair cut?

Are dreadlocks strange?

Tony Daleys genie hair cut was a bad onr

 

[Highlandwolf2]

or can not make my mind if its bad or not....

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Surprised he isn't sued by the Oscar Wilde Society for copyright breaches...

 

[Jonzy54]

I don’t know how to cut and paste but Trevor Hockey in is beard and mullet days is a bit different

 

[Highlandwolf2]

I love the 1970s

Those guys thought that they looked great.

Ian Britton. Take a bow

Not sure he could bow due to the weight of his hair....

 

[Highlandwolf2]

I don’t know how to cut and paste but Trevor Hockey in is beard and mullet days is a bit different

You are not wrong...

 

[topcat99]

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That haircut screams “don’t upset the wife when she is cutting your hair “

 

[Hsvwolf]

How do you get from that to this ........

 

[Highlandwolf2]

I love the 1970s

Those guys thought that they looked great.

Ian Britton. Take a bow

Best head of hair in football - even in his later years

 

[stever]

How do you get from that to this ........

It's called dollars

 

[Oh Robbie Robie]

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You sure that isn't a French woman?

 

[Werewolf of Wombourne]

Rene Higuita anyone?

Now to be found singing 'Super Freak' in a karaoke near you.

 

[Werewolf of Wombourne]

Rudy Voller, the most German looking man in history

 

[Darvo]

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Jeez … was there a power cut halfway through his haircut. That is a disaster

 

[Wildman]

 

[Monk]

Bully doesn't look so frightening there does he

 

[Big Saft Kid]

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The chant was "Jason Lee's got a pineapple on 'is 'ead!"