What will tomorrow's ludicrous rumour be?

[O.W.E.I]

I'm going for:

'Lee Hughes as player manager with Frank Skinner and Adrian Chiles as his dream team on 4 year contracts'

or
'Jez - Early Bird sales are through the roof, Molineux will be buzzing next season'

 

[Paul76]

Stan Collymore is TC's Brother.

 

[Hoganstolemywife]

Kevin Doyle slaughtered by Ronald Zubar in Taoist ceremony.

Pictures on page 38 of the E & S.

 

[Sheriff Woody]

I thought we've 'only' conceded 9 goals under TC.

 

[Surrey Wolf]

steve morgan to appoint himself player manager

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

Steve Morgan and Jez Moxey are going to dress up as clowns for the next match and wear supporter masks. OOps sorry they are coming as themselves.

 

[Arcadius]

Kevin Muscat appointed defensive coach!

 

[Arcadius]

Stan Cullis statue appointed manager for rest of the season!

 

[Tring Wolf]

Wolves Chairman Steve Morgan admits his error in not bringing in the right man at a key stage in the season...


...and appoints Mark Fotheringham as Player Manager.

 

[Willie Wolf]

TC to replace back four with traffic cones...

 

[derbyrameater]

The sewage pipes have got to be re-installed as they are believed to be leaking which leads to a smell of $$$$ in the air!

 

[MK Panther]

Terry Connor has promised he will reveal the explosive pictures he holds against the Wolves board, if he is sacked. He says relegation should not be damaging to his career at Wolves, read his frank story today in the Daily Blah!

 

[Jonzy54]

Moxey goes on a diet? Not even Wolves fans would swallow that.

 

[Tring Wolf]

Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis are to join Championship strugglers Nottingham Forest on loan.

Whilst Jarvis can be recalled after 28 days, Fletcher will remain at the City Ground until the end of the season.

 

[Wolf in Cradley]

Ludicrous rumour????
TC has promised to only play his players in there best positions from now to the end of the season and he has also solved the problem on stopping Wolves conceding 2 or more goals every game.

 

[O.W.E.I]

TC to replace back four with traffic cones...

'New England manager Woy Hodgson names Wolves traffic cones in England's Euro 2012 squad'

 

[dazmanwolf]

Big Ron 'Wassup My Ni***z..I really like black people you know!' Atkinson to take the reigns for the remainder of the season with TC as his No.2 'Gangsta'!

 

[Paul76]

I thought we've 'only' conceded 9 goals under TC.

Tis true.

 

[Del Boy]

Wolves re-sign Paul Butler on a free

 

[O.W.E.I]

Wolves re-sign Paul Butler on a free

At least he's lost some weight - if only SEB looked as fit!

 

[Wednesbury Wolf]

The Wolves board make the right decision at the right time.

(Or is that just too ridiculous for words)

 

[Del Boy]

Express & Star 16/03/2012

"David Pleat Turns Wolves Down"

 

[Tring Wolf]

Thanks for starting this thread O.W.E.I. Enjoying it greatly.

The worrying thing is if it had been started 6 weeks ago, would the rumour 'Mick McCarthy to be replaced by his assistant Terry Connor' have been any less ludicrous than some of the others already mentioned?

 

[Wednesbury Wolf]

Thanks for starting this thread O.W.E.I. Enjoying it greatly.

The worrying thing is if it had been started 6 weeks ago, would the rumour 'Mick McCarthy to be replaced by his assistant Terry Connor' have been any less ludicrous than some of the others already mentioned?

But he is offically "the right man for the job"

 

[O.W.E.I]

The REALLY worrying thing is any one of these could plausibly appear in the Guess And Stir...

 

[Hoganstolemywife]

Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis are to join Premiership strugglers Bolton on loan.

Whilst Jarvis can be recalled after 28 days, Fletcher will remain at the City Ground until the end of the season.

My favourite.

'Steven has been struggling for form lately and we'd ideally like to see him have a long run of games.'

 

[Boss Hogg]

In a vote of confidence for TC, Moxey splashes out on a new scoreboard ready for the Man Utd game:

 

[O.W.E.I]

In a vote of confidence for TC, Moxey splashes out on a new scoreboard ready for the Man Utd game:

Obviously, the unbelievable bit is 'Moxey splashes out'...

 

[oldgolded]

You can't help wondering whether the press produce these stories to see what the reaction will be from the 'volatile' Wolves fans.

 

[Wolf316]

Milijas to start

 

[Woodsetton Wolf]

Wolves are going to avoid relegation!!!

 

[Edgmond Wolf]

Edgmond gets his wish as Wolves install giant video screen in North Bank roof structure.

Ha bloody ha

 

[SimplyTheWolves]

The Wolves back four reveal why it's been such a bad season

“Well me, the left post and the right all agree it's stability†says the crossbar,
“and I didn't even know I was a defender†said the tea lady.

 

[SmokeyGB]

David Platt say's he wants to leave Manchester and is coming out.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...6N6W20QXvjNmGDg&sqi=2&ved=0CF4Q9QEwBQ&dur=435

 

[woop woop barmy army]

John De Wolf returns as centre half.

 

[PREM.L.L]

Lord Lucan supports Wolves........but his turds support Exeter City.

 

[liquidatorwolf]

''Walsall was willing to lend a helping hand to their black country neighbours in midfield''.

'''Well what can I say Mr.Swain'', noted the under 11's academy Cherry picker from county level in a trepidatious tone; ''This lad seems up for it and his tall structure was that previously described, Diame type that Mick 'marginally' missed out on''.

The bold ten year old was schedueled to join after the crushing 1-5 defeat. ''Well I do Cross countwy'', ''I think that's what he wanted me for, well I like to anyway because I made it to the Aldersley stages; yep I'm defo match fit I ran for the 79 earlier''

Wolves Head scout was very brusque on the matter, ''Well look, this is none of my work, I'm a man of my word, I will only send out to Hearts, Sunderland and Ireland, before you complain fans, it might be something different, this lad was born in Brazil so you can't argue that we don't look overseas, take Wagner, he is extremely talented at what he does and we can onlyy hope for the same''. He briefly added.

 

[SimplyTheWolves]

TWO WOLVES ON A MISSION​

The latest video(screen) blockbuster​

Starring

Iam Alright Jack Mocksee

& Edgmond (Where's me screen) Sqintalot
(Two men that just can't see eye to eye)​

ONE HAS A VISION, THE OTHER NEEDS SOME​

(Sponsored by: Short Vision Productions (LTD)? )​

In association with the worlds leading restoration specialists:
Out Of Darkness Cometh A Slight Improvement In The Existing Video Wall​

 

[rincewind]

Doesn't matter what rubbish they print. However unlikely there are people who want to believe. So I won't bother telling you I have it on good authority that SAF is at Molineux on Sunday and if he likes what he sees he could be the clubs next manager.

 

[kidder_wolf_II]

Obviously, the unbelievable bit is 'Moxey splashes out'...

You obviously havnt seen him perfecting his bombing technique at the local swimming baths then.