Liverpool for me. Not so much the club, though the hypocritical moaning now some others have more money grates. No, it's their fans, from the whingy locals, to the plastic "I've got 6 Liverpool mugs and a Champions league mouse mat but never attended a game" mob who live round here. They're also the ones who are just glory hunters and suddenly discover their love for Stourbridge or Halesowen or whoever, when Liverpool aren't doing quite so well.
Though if Bolton were an option.......
Though if Bolton were an option.......