Jeff Shi's having a mare...

[The Clock]

Jeff Shi’s having a mare,

It’s giving us a scare,

With Chinese absent owners and no Manager in tow,

With holes at the back,

And no one in attack,

We’re Wolverhampton the clock’s turning back...

 

[sheffwolf]

That scans about as well as we score goals

 

[Flump]

Is this one of those arthouse poems that challenges the reader by not scanning very well?

 

[Deleted member (smith)]

We should have lots more Jeff Shi out threads and poetry contests?

 

[Flump]

We should have lots more Jeff Shi out threads and poetry contests?

Jeff Shi is in charge
Wolves fans are very concerned
Gold leaves start to fall

 

[USA Wolf]

Are we finally embracing poetry

Jeff Shi could it be
Wandering through the dark eve
With no light to see

 

[Stafford]

The last line is good and works in different ways given your Username.
The rest is awful.

 

[Flump]

So the search goes on
No outstanding candidate
When will winter end

 

[Beastier]

or quite simply:

You're Shi...and you know you are..

 

[arctic rime]

Hes going home
He's going home
He's going
Jeff Shi’s going home

 

[MattH]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jeff Shi's ****ed it
Why does every poem have to rhyme?

 

[marrs-guitar]

Shall I compare thee with a competent astute CEO?
Erm, no

 

[SquaddieWolf]

Hes going home
He's going home
He's going
Jeff Shi’s going home

If only!

 

[Padraig]

There should be more haikus on bedsheets in football.

 

[JadeWolf]

Just go
Everyone thinks you’re
Finished at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Football Club

So goodbye Jeff
Hello new chairman
I can dream!

 

[Fenrir_]

Shi-out
Shi-out
Get the man out
Shi is the one we could do without
Guo
We're talking to you
Guo

 

[Jd132]

To Jeff- the whole world wants to see you fail, your plan for domination using a nation and a super agent is falling apart and everyone is gleefully laughing at you saying they had seen it coming for years.

Jeff's response- in that case I will not employ a head coach, remove all the leaders from the dressing room, impinge an attacking style that leaves us wide open and hawk out our best player.

So, it's like you are in a fight and someone is punching you all over the place but you aren't getting angry enough, so you start punching yourself in the face to try to get angry and win?



What's next Jeff? Bomb Molineux, tell them it was the Tesco's that did it, radicalise the moderates, fast forward to end of days?

 

[Soho Wolf]

Jeff Shi has no clue,
Oh what can we do?
He said we're all one pack,
Now we're in the cack,
We're Wolverhampton,
Can we come back?

 

[dewolfman]

Jeff is having a mare,
He’s losing all his hair,
It’s s funny name for a chinaman to be fair,
He wanted Julen,
But now it’s bedlem,
We all know it’s … goodbye to the prem

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

No way is that loser having me