IF (A POEM FOR ALL WOLVES FANS)

[Dudleywolf]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on Nuno
If you can trust the Wolves when pant wetters doubt them
But make allowance for their doubting too.
If you can be patient and not be tired by waiting
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
When others lie or give way to hating,
Even if were looking good, don't talk unwise


If you can dream but not make dreams your master,
If you can think, think not of defeat but of us winning every game
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same
If you can bear to hear the bile that's spoken
twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools
Or watch the thing you have given your life to, broken
Like in 2002 by those Sandwell fools.


If you can sing with crowds and keep your virtue
Walking with the Wolves, don't fall in the trap
If neither foes nor friends banter can hurt you
Rise above it forget the gap !
If we can fill the 90 minutes
with Effort sweat and distance run
Ours is the Premier and everything that's in it
And whats more- We are the Wolves - My Son !


Abridged version- Apologies to Rudyard Kipling

 

[Ned Stark]

cracking effort!

 

[Incognito]

Exceedingly good....

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

Exceedingly good....

It wasn't rudyard to work that one out, in fact it was a piece of cake.

 

[PumpKing]

Brilliant work Dave, a true master piece.
As good if not better than the original any day.
We just need to take heed of your words now.

 

[Edgmond Wolf]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on Nuno
If you can trust the Wolves when pant wetters doubt them
But make allowance for their doubting too.
If you can be patient and not be tired by waiting
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
When others lie or give way to hating,
Even if were looking good, don't talk unwise


If you can dream but not make dreams your master,
If you can think, think not of defeat but of us winning every game
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same
If you can bear to hear the bile that's spoken
twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools
Or watch the thing you have given your life to, broken
Like in 2002 by those Sandwell fools.


If you can sing with crowds and keep your virtue
Walking with the Wolves, don't fall in the trap
If neither foes nor friends banter can hurt you
Rise above it forget the gap !
If we can fill the 90 minutes
with Effort sweat and distance run
Ours is the Premier and everything that's in it
And whats more- We are the Wolves - My Son !


Abridged version- Apologies to Rudyard Kipling

Superb mate

 

[RosehillWolf]

I'm hoping at Fulham it was just players day offs
We couldnt take falling to play offs
Losing to Boro, Fulham or the Villa
That really would be a killer
Staying in the top two, that's a lot better
My pants would stay dry and not pant wetter
But glass is half empty and not half full
We have Bonatini when we need a Steve bull
So pinning my hopes we beat blummin Reading
If we lose it will do me head in
But if anyone can **** it up, it really is us
We dont need a taxi when we can pinch a bus
Good thing for us Nuno the messiah
Will get the lads truly on fire
So gather ye all for the final for the final assault
Or else it will be us pant wetter fault

I thank you

 

[VancouverWolf]

Well done! I really liked it. You must have had some fun putting all together to make it relevant to us Wolves fans.
Take $5 out of petty cash for yourself.

 

[Dudleywolf]

I'm hoping at Fulham it was just players day offs
We couldnt take falling to play offs
Losing to Boro, Fulham or the Villa
That really would be a killer
Staying in the top two, that's a lot better
My pants would stay dry and not pant wetter
But glass is half empty and not half full
We have Bonatini when we need a Steve bull
So pinning my hopes we beat blummin Reading
If we lose it will do me head in
But if anyone can **** it up, it really is us
We dont need a taxi when we can pinch a bus
Good thing for us Nuno the messiah
Will get the lads truly on fire
So gather ye all for the final for the final assault
Or else it will be us pant wetter fault

I thank you

I haven't given up the day job, I suggest you work nights !