I have something to say that doesn’t require it’s own thread.

[Bill S Preston Esq.]

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I mean you can make that work, but make the overlay bigger and it fits with the ears too.

As a source of evidence it's pretty inconclusive, but I'm leaning heavily towards the pointy bits being ears.

 

[The Clock]

Were you on your own in a big room. If not, then the answer is "Yes".

I thought you would have been bright enough to work out that Elton John and Dave Woodfield were also there by implication, so I wasn't entirely on my own.
But its fair to say there weren't many others.

 

[moseleyite]

This is basically the Drunk Thread isn’t it? At least… I hope it is…

 

[Bradstonian]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1634280889524932610

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

I sometimes want a 'Yawn' reaction/emoji as I find some of the comments/discussions on this forum tiresome. The recently closed MOTD one springs to mind.

On the subject of emojis - why isn't there a "laughing at" emoji (indicating ridicule) and a "laughing with" one (indicating enjoyment)?

 

[Wolves2018]

Please get this emoji incorporated, fantastic haha!

 

[Wolves2018]

On the subject of emojis - why isn't there a "laughing at" emoji (indicating ridicule) and a "laughing with" one (indicating enjoyment)?

You have a valid point there! As the laughing emoji is hard to interpret.

 

[McSteen]

If we had a one armed player that played with a long sleeved shirt - if the ball hits the sleeve (the one without the arm in) is it still handball?

We had a one armed boy in my team when I was a kid, in one game the ref gave the ball to the other team because he did an incorrect throw-in

 

[wwbug]

Possessive "its" doesn't require an apostrophe.

Just a random thought.

May we have a thread and on that thread posters can correct grammar?
We could read it regularly and avoid a faux pas in the future.

 

[dgm6769]

Always wondered this.....

If a player trapped the ball between both legs and the other 10 players got round them in a circle, inverted them, and carried them upside down into the opposition goal, would it work, or would a free-kick be given for obstruction?

I'm sure there was a Freddie Starr sketch similar to that back in the 80's, think he glued the ball to his foot too.

 

[Darvo]

I once saw Roy Race take a corner for Melchester Rovers then sprint to the six yard line and head the ball past the keeper.

Surely that's a foul in the Football Association Book of Rules, otherwise a player could take a short corner to himself and then continue at will with the ball at his feet.

Mr Ricky T Bridges
Sevenoaks, Kent

For the life of me, I could never understand why we never put a cheeky bid in for Mr Race. On his day, he was simply unplayable.

 

[Ned]

Is anyone else mildly disappointed that the original post wasn't a coming out one?

My wife, probably.

 

[Leominster_Wolf]

May we have a thread and on that thread posters can correct grammar?
We could read it regularly and avoid a faux pas in the future.

We can and do….

https://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/forum/index.php?threads/common-grammatical-errors-and-other-irritations-please-note-and-avoid.690642/

 

[wwbug]

We can and do….

https://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/forum/index.php?threads/common-grammatical-errors-and-other-irritations-please-note-and-avoid.690642/

Thank you

 

[Leominster_Wolf]

Thank you

Is your full stop broken?

 

[Rowzed]

We can and do….

https://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/forum/index.php?threads/common-grammatical-errors-and-other-irritations-please-note-and-avoid.690642/

How many full stops are permissible in an ellipsis?
Do different numbers of stops confer different meanings …

 

[Mutchy]

Is your full stop broken?

The thread’s link to football is looking that way.

 

[Rowzed]

The thread’s link to football is looking that way.

But Mutchy, isn’t that the point? - asking for a friend.

It’s a bit of a random thread but will attract new ideas, some directly linked to football, some linked to football solely by the fact that they provide surreal escapism and amusement to people who might otherwise be abusing one another on the other threads. It’s unlikely ever to get too heavy and will change content daily… but the people who use it will enjoy it and harm no one. (commenting for a friend too, but he’s watching Palace v City and wondering who he most wants to see lose)

 

[Mutchy]

But Mutchy, isn’t that the point? - asking for a friend.

It’s a bit of a random thread but will attract new ideas, some directly linked to football, some linked to football solely by the fact that they provide surreal escapism and amusement to people who might otherwise be abusing one another on the other threads. It’s unlikely ever to get too heavy and will change content daily… but the people who use it will enjoy it and harm no one. (commenting for a friend too, but he’s watching Palace v City and wondering who he most wants to see lose)

What you’re describing is primarily an ot thread though, not a football one. It’s just that posters can be too lazy to post in that section.

 

[Asthmatic Wolf]

We had a one armed boy in my team when I was a kid, in one game the ref gave the ball to the other team because he did an incorrect throw-in

Surely one of the other 9 outfield players should’ve taken the throw in?!

Also is this deliberately the most ironic thread title ever?

 

[Rowzed]

What you’re describing is primarily an ot thread though, not a football one. It’s just that posters can be too lazy to post in that section.

Correct as ever!
I guess my friend just gets fed up reading all the abusive and political stuff on other football threads and hopes this might be a slightly surreal thread closely allied to but often at a tangent to football.

Still watching Viera masterminding a draw and wanting them to succeed so that Arsenal and not City take the title btw

 

[Frank Lincoln]

Who decided that fouls inside a certain area of the pitch should be punished with a penalty kick from 12 yards and how did it come about?

 

[Asthmatic Wolf]

Who decided that fouls inside a certain area of the pitch should be punished with a penalty kick from 12 yards and how did it come about?

Harry Kane

 

[SingYourHeartsOut]

I thought of this thread on Friday when R5L did their random challenge for the commentators and, for our game and inspired by Adama, it related to uses for baby oil beyond keeping his arms attached. I'm sure people on here can speculate.....

That should be enough to keep it on the football forum!

 

[jrpb-3]

20 minutes highlights

 

[The Clock]

Al-ittihad currently top of Saudi league

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

Should we have a second team of referees in a different building who tell Stockley Park that they should tell the on field referee to look at the blasted monitor?

 

[Royal wolf]

Can’t believe there’s an actual headline on sky sports app saying “Ronaldo booked for kicking the ball away”

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

Can’t believe there’s an actual headline on sky sports app saying “Ronaldo booked for kicking the ball away”

And we complain about Lemina! Ronaldo is a legend and surely should not be disrespected in this way!

 

[SuperGran]

Al-ittihad currently top of Saudi league

Can’t believe there’s an actual headline on sky sports app saying “Ronaldo booked for kicking the ball away”

The Saudi league has never had so much interest before nuno and ronaldo went

 

[SingYourHeartsOut]

Al-ittihad currently top of Saudi league

6 goals conceded in 20 games. Go Nuno.

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

If Brighton beat Palace by six goals tonight then we go 12th.

 

[SingYourHeartsOut]

If Brighton beat Palace by six goals tonight then we go 12th.

Maybe this is the master plan. Sit on 27 points and wait for Palace to slip below us?

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

If Brighton beat Palace by six goals tonight then we go 12th.

Brighton should win but 6 may get patrick the sack we don’t want that do we lol

 

[Wonder Boyo]

Brighton should win but 6 may get patrick the sack we don’t want that do we lol

Read an article on The Athletic today about Premier League teams who changed managers at this stage of the season (March / April / May). It's basically never made a difference.

 

[TheConcourse]

Heart-breaking and heart-warming in equal measure. Little appearance from Coady too.

Everton on TikTok

This is Harry’s story #Everton #premierleague #football

vm.tiktok.com

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

Brighton should win but 6 may get patrick the sack we don’t want that do we lol

Yes Brighton won but just by the solitary goal. So we have to wait for them to lose by more goals or actually get more points ourselves to go up in the table.

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Yes Brighton won but just by the solitary goal. So we have to wait for them to lose by more goals or actually get more points ourselves to go up in the table.

Let’s see if we can win few games

 

[TheConcourse]

Thomas Frank asking for Toney to be called up to the England squad.

Am I going mad here, but..

 

[The Wolf In The North]

Thomas Frank asking for Toney to be called up to the England squad.

Am I going mad here, but..

I can hear Gareth purse his lips disapprovingly from across the country.