Goncalo Ramps (Typo meant Ramos)

[ChrisFischer]

Was messaging with Ekrem Konur last night, and he is continuing to hear Wolves still in on Benfica striker Goncalo Ramos. 21-year old had 7 goals and an assist in 29 games last season.ore of a second striker. Doesn’t seem like a double digit goal scorer nor an aerial ball sniper, but has pace.

 

[Deleted member 8455jwf]

Sounds like a skatepark

 

[Keyser Soze]

Rampsy to his mates

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Iv heard, but Benfica holding things up. Could happen the market is open so expect the unexpected

 

[MattH]

I heard the price looked too steep.

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

I've heard that he is on an upward trajectory.

 

[Contrarian]

Was messaging with Ekrem Konur last night, and he is continuing to hear Wolves still in on Benfica striker Goncalo Ramos. 21-year old had 7 goals and an assist in 29 games last season.ore of a second striker. Doesn’t seem like a double digit goal scorer nor an aerial ball sniper, but has pace.

Seems like a shoe in for our forward line. Doesn't score goals, no aerial threat. Will fit right in. Would need to find a way to slow him down a bit, though, else he'll be on his own while the rest of them still inside our half.

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

I can see it now, "Gramps" on his shirt.

 

[MattH]

I have a terrible feeling it will be all downhill from here if we go for Ramps.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Would love this kid at Wolves, wonder if him and MGW would occupy the same spot in the side and our move for him is dependant on Morgs leaving?

We wouldn't get 2 strikers in if we're getting someone from France would we?

Special talent in any case, would be a classic move from our club to get him in on loan with an option

 

[Wolf in Kenilworth]

Heard Ramps has mobility issues.

 

[MattH]

Heard Ramps has mobility issues.

Quite the opposite, he's had a smooth transition in the step up to senior football.

 

[CologneWolf]

Quite the opposite, he's had a smooth transition in the step up to senior football.

Well he did have special access

 

[VancouverWolf]

I hope Wolves are inclined to get him.

 

[Cousins78]

This could escalate pretty quickly

 

[lets all have a disco]

Just one Goncalo, just one will do...
Not fussed which one , it doesn't have to be two.....just one is all we need....just one Goncalo.....give it to me......

 

[goldfish]

Gramps can speed past the defence on his mobility scooter.

 

[Aurum Lupus]

Who on earth is Ekrem Konur and what has he got to do with Wolves?

 

[slaphead_wolf]

Thanks for the ITK info but no one cares, has anyone been able to check in with Turner2189353 or whatever to find out with the referees have learnt enough Portuguese to ban us from the championship yet

 

[Sketchead]

Another FM inspired signing if he comes! Wonder if one of our newer analysts works/used to work for Sports Interactive.

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Would love this kid at Wolves, wonder if him and MGW would occupy the same spot in the side and our move for him is dependant on Morgs leaving?

We wouldn't get 2 strikers in if we're getting someone from France would we?

Special talent in any case, would be a classic move from our club to get him in on loan with an option

Ah yes now it would make sense to me. He would replace MGW??

 

[Ponty]

I heard his form is very up and down.

 

[VancouverWolf]

I heard his form is very up and down.

Maybe but for the moment let’s just roll with it.

 

[Deleted member 8455jwf]

In all seriousness pace up top is absolutely huge need for us, we aren't going to have massive money to throw at a forward so he is the right profile of player. Can't remember watching him but he is the style required.

 

[Padraig]

Comes from a footballing family - his brothers CAUTION and Musclec are also professional.

 

[DeWolfMan60]

Need to get our scates on with this one

 

[moseleyite]

G Ramps? Nah, he doesn't fit in with our buy-young policy.

(if the thread title gets amended then some of these posts are going to look, as the youth say, random)

 

[1972 i began]

I have a terrible feeling it will be all downhill from here if we go for Ramps.

Dunno I'm sure someone will Ramp it up.

 

[Alex Rae The Substitute]

Much prefer the name Ramps

 

[ChrisFischer]

My bad on the typo on "Ramps" but the jokes have been brilliant!

 

[Coops]

If he signs I hope people get G ramps on their shirt

 

[Adrian_Monk]

He could live on the Tring Road I guess

 

[ombyman]

its ramping up bit in here

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

He's got a sister called Carmen, or C to her friends.

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

My bad on the typo on "Ramps" but the jokes have been brilliant!

As you have now amended the thread title will you be known as the man who took the 'pee' out of Ramos?

 

[Derbywolf85]

Was messaging with Ekrem Konur last night, and he is continuing to hear Wolves still in on Benfica striker Goncalo Ramos. 21-year old had 7 goals and an assist in 29 games last season.ore of a second striker. Doesn’t seem like a double digit goal scorer nor an aerial ball sniper, but has pace.

It’s a shame that he’s a twitter fraud

 

[Loojay]

Doesn't seem thread worthy to me

 

[Dr Wolfenstein]

Aerial ball sniper? Where to start? A position we've been looking to fill for some time (or a member of Mott the Hoople?). Part of a specialist team we fly in when the ball sniping phase of the game requires it? If Netflix did soccer.

 

[WalsallWolf]

Is he a generational talent?

 

[Wolf in the sun]

Is he a generational talent?

its a slippery slope using that term....