Dumb and Dumber. Caption this…

[Big Saft Kid]

"What did you say this ship was called?"

"The Titanic"

 

[Rhoswolf]

So who's going to jump first or should we hold hands, see you in the next life hopefully.

 

[Hot Fuss]

“How’s your 10 year plan progressing Jeff?”

“**** off Scott”

 

[old wittonian]

You jump first Scott.
No you jump first Jeff.
**** it. Let's hold hands and jump together.

Sorry Rhoswolf only just seen your post.

 

[Dingle Chris]

“I think we screwed up Jeff fancy a ride out of here.

“No, I’m good thanks”

 

[Cosford]

What’s that game they’re playing?

 

[Boss Hogg]

Shi: “after your success modelling the rain jacket Scott I thought I’d show the punters how good our club blazers look”

 

[Timberwolf]

Sellars: you can stay in that straight jacket until you tell me I’m your favourite.

 

[Wolfenstein]

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Just you and me left now Jeff we’re gonna really have to put season ticket prices up now.

 

[Rangiora Wolf]

Shi - Thanks for putting this straight jacket on. I was thinking about subbling costa for myself

 

[OLDGOLD]

Scott.... Jeff has anyone ever told you what a massive head you have got, and that for a well paid businessman you buy clothes that are 4 sizes too big....
Jeff.... at least I don't look like a fake tanned hybrid of Noddy Holder and Robert Plant.


FIGHT............!

 

[Jonzy54]

Do you know anything about football?
Me neither .

 

[Asthmatic Wolf]

‘That looks like an angry group forming over them there hills’

 

[Asthmatic Wolf]

‘No, I’m Kwazi and YOU’RE Liz..!’

 

[Madmalc]

What we want around here is just for some of the players to smarten themselves up, don't look to us for everything.

 

[Locks Heath Wolf]

Shi: Am I allowed out today?

Sellars: Have you taken your meds?

 

[Super Ted]

Sellers “What are we up to now?”

Shi “Must be T by now”

Sellars “That’s right, Plan T! Plan R was dithering around scratching our heads. Plan S was was to go after Pete Bosz so that the fans started thinking Micky B wasn’t such a bad idea. Now Plan T where I sit in the stands and tell Stevie D what to do.”

Shi “Plan T was always my favorite.”

Sellars “Mine too!”

 

[tonto]

Look Jeff giz a job I can do that I can be manager
(Yosser Hughes voice )

 

[Padraig]

Scott: “Now I don’t know much about managing elite football teams, or coaching at the highest level, or conducting an international recruitment process, but what I think is…”

 

[wallace]

So I said to Nuno you've failed us and I'm getting that guy Bruno who plays fast attacking football to get us to the top.
Well we will be Jeff now I'm here to advise you properly. Trouble is Bruno was like Nuno, he wanted more than 18 players so he had to go. They just couldn't see the big picture like the others we've been interviewing.

 

[Glass ankles]

Jeff: would it be innovative if we turned these group of players into a cricket team?

Sellars: yes sir, right on it