Dr Francheck Drobnic

[Bacon Sandwich]

Apparently on Julen's recommendation we have a new top doc at the club.

Dr. Franchek Drobnic: médico del deporte en Barcelona | Top Doctors

Pida cita con Dr. Franchek Drobnic. Consulta opiniones verificadas de pacientes, dónde atiende, aseguradoras, precios y tratamientos.

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[Nivada]

Employed by Barcelona between 2003-2020 right through the Pep days. Poached by Shanghai after that so not long for Fosun to travel to begin negotiations.

 

[so-called fan]

Welcome, Dr Franchekstein.

 

[Bacon Sandwich]

Employed by Barcelona between 2003-2020 right through the Pep days. Poached by Shanghai after that so not long for Fosun to travel to begin negotiations.

If he's held Messi's *******s and told him to cough that's good enough for me

 

[WolfLing]

Welcome, Dr Franchekstein.

The GM player hybrids discussed in other threads might not be as far away as we think!!

 

[Krispy Kreme]

Hopefully he franChecks all the players thoroughly at their medicals.

 

[Lichfieldroadwolf]

Sounds like a serial killer but got a good resume

 

[Kashmire Hawker]

The GM player hybrids discussed in other threads might not be as far away as we think!!

There already is one in Erling Haaland!

 

[bigwolf]

Sounds like a serial killer but got a good resume

Heard he was killing it at Barca.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Welcome, Dr Franchekstein.

For all those fans longing for a combination of Podence and Adama.....

Here we go.

 

[Aurum Lupus]

For all those fans longing for a combination of Podence and Adama.....

Here we go.

What happens if you get Podences physical attributes with Traores football "skill"! The result would struggle to do well in our U11s!!!!

 

[WolfLing]

What happens if you get Podences physical attributes with Traores football "skill"! The result would struggle to do well in our U11s!!!!

Just stick that one in the fire and start again.

 

[StaffordWolf]

Can he take Sasa, give him Adama's legs, Podence's close control and Neves's brain in addition to his own.

 

[rincewind]

Wasn't he Sonics arch enemy?

 

[Leigh72]

Wasn't he Sonics arch enemy?

was going to post the same

 

[wolfslair]

There already is one in Erling Haaland!

He isn’t a “natural” competitor looking at his physiological changes in such a short period of time…… allegedly of course

 

[molineux man]

For all those fans longing for a combination of Podence and Adama.....

Here we go.

Rejoice - instead of crosses than never go anywhere, we now get back heels that go nowhere

 

[Contrarian]

What happens if you get Podences physical attributes with Traores football "skill"! The result would struggle to do well in our U11s!!!!

What about Moutinho's footballing brain transplanted into Adama's head? If we get Coady back, we could transplant his leadership ability into a real life defender, too.

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

Since JL's appointment Fosun have been throwing millions at the coaching/backroom/medical staffing. The E&S are saying there could be further medical appts to follow. It's great having all these top people now in post (there soon won't be room on the subs benches!) but unless we find someone to put the ball in the net they'll all be working in the Champs come August?

 

[Corporate Wolf]

Since JL's appointment Fosun have been throwing millions at the coaching/backroom/medical staffing. The E&S are saying there could be further medical appts to follow. It's great having all these top people now in post (there soon won't be room on the subs benches!) but unless we find someone to put the ball in the net they'll all be working in the Champs come August?

Absolutely this......

I think it does show what a mess we were/have been in and I really take this as a positive message of the 'project is back on'. All we need now is to stay up

Loving some of those earlier jokes though..!

 

[WolfLing]

What about Moutinho's footballing brain transplanted into Adama's head? If we get Coady back, we could transplant his leadership ability into a real life defender, too.

Adama's physique, with Costa's aggression, to create the ultimate killing machine.

Sell the recipe to the military for billions. Spend the profits.

 

[Westbakejazz]

Can he also play as a striker/ goalkeeper please

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Since JL's appointment Fosun have been throwing millions at the coaching/backroom/medical staffing. The E&S are saying there could be further medical appts to follow. It's great having all these top people now in post (there soon won't be room on the subs benches!) but unless we find someone to put the ball in the net they'll all be working in the Champs come August?

Trust you , a bit of light hearted humour and you have to spoil it.

 

[GY Wolf]

Excellent news, he was my first choice.

 

[ombyman]

Wasn't he Sonics arch enemy?

I was just about to say this. I will be gutted if he isnt on the pitch in a little space ship with boss music blaring when we have an injury

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

Trust you , a bit of light hearted humour and you have to spoil it.

I haven't read the thread. Have I missed something?

 

[Contrarian]

I haven't read the thread. Have I missed something?

Apparently we've signed a doctor who leads the field in genetics and DNA splicing techniques. They need volunteers to see if the "Happy Clapper" gene can be transplanted into the "Pant Wetters" to see if it cheers them up a bit. If it works, it will help us all adapt to life back in the Chamoionship.

 

[Ditton Wolf]

Thinking about these new appointments both players and support staff, does it mean that JL will still be here if the unspeakable happens and we get relegated.

Im sure the question would have been asked of JL before signing?

 

[rincewind]

J

Thinking about these new appointments both players and support staff, does it mean that JL will still be here if the unspeakable happens and we get relegated.

Im sure the question would have been asked of JL before signing?

Possibly but I suspect JLs answer would have been we're not getting relegated!

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

I haven't read the thread. Have I missed something?

Probably not, sense of humour required.

 

[VancouverWolf]

Can he take Sasa, give him Adama's legs, Podence's close control and Neves's brain in addition to his own.

Stick with Podence’s brain……it’s more attack minded

 

[VancouverWolf]

Since JL's appointment Fosun have been throwing millions at the coaching/backroom/medical staffing. The E&S are saying there could be further medical appts to follow. It's great having all these top people now in post (there soon won't be room on the subs benches!) but unless we find someone to put the ball in the net they'll all be working in the Champs come August?

Things are looking up. I take all these player signings and new back room staff as a great sign of our ambition…..and most likely it all directly started with Guo himself last summer when attended one of our preseason friendlies.

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

Probably not, sense of humour required.

Things are looking up. I take all these player signings and new back room staff as a great sign of our ambition…..and most likely it all directly started with Guo himself last summer when attended one of our preseason friendlies.

2 things to say. If he was over in the summer shame he didn't sack Lage while he was here and if he'd had any ambition for us he'd have signed a real CF 2 years ago.

 

[Pilchard]

Dr Frank Drebin?

 

[Longford Wolf]

 

[Bryce]

For all those fans longing for a combination of Podence and Adama.....

Here we go.

Knowing wolves we would end up with 6ft wide and 4ft tall! Dr Francheksteins monster!

 

[SteveBullsKnee]

2 things to say. If he was over in the summer shame he didn't sack Lage while he was here and if he'd had any ambition for us he'd have signed a real CF 2 years ago.

He’s an owner, what does he know about signing players. As for ambition, Christ alive I think he and Fosun have more than shown that.

 

[Bacon Sandwich]

Knowing wolves we would end up with 6ft wide and 4ft tall! Dr Francheksteins monster!

Surely that's Sean Dyche??

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

He’s an owner, what does he know about signing players. As for ambition, Christ alive I think he and Fosun have more than shown that.

Do you? We've played without a CF for over 2 years now. Ambition my ****.

 

[SteveBullsKnee]

Do you? We've played without a CF for over 2 years now. Ambition my ****.

They’ve spent nearly £150 million in that period. Whether it should have been spent differently is a Seperate debate but you are off your rocker if you think they have shown no ambition. Showing no ambition is spending nothing.