WELCOME, João Gomes!!!

[Jefe]

They tried to make him go to Lyon,
But he said NO, NO, NO!
In Gold and Black, we're on our way back
João João João

Need to fill the rest in

I imagine the words on the third line would be variations of gold and black, he's part of the pack, we're on our way back, attack etc. As for "I ain't got the time, And if my daddy thinks I'm fine." Not a clue. Prime? Sublime?

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

I imagine the words on the third line would be variations of gold and black, he's part of the pack, we're on our way back, attack etc. As for "I ain't got the time, And if my daddy thinks I'm fine." Not a clue. Prime? Sublime?

Can we keep the "if my daddy thinks its fine?"

 

[Jefe]

Can we keep the "if my daddy thinks its fine?"

"If (daddy) Lopetegui thinks it's fine?"

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

Thommo - nice change of thread title.

 

[peter&thewolf]

Welcome Joao

 

[Wolf in Kenilworth]

The songs got to be Amy Winehouse!!

Original lyrics

They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I said no, no, no
Yes I've been black, but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I won't go, go, go


How about

They tried to make him go to Lyon,
But he said NO, NO, NO!
In Gold and Black, we're on our way back
João João João

Need to fill the rest in

Don’t hold your breath.

I was confident we’d be singing the Sevilla version of the Lopetegui song yet we sang the George Elokobi one…

 

[Kcb92]

The songs got to be Amy Winehouse!!

Original lyrics

They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I said no, no, no
Yes I've been black, but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me go to Rehab
But I won't go, go, go


How about

They tried to make him go to Lyon,
But he said NO, NO, NO!
In Gold and Black, we're on our way back
João João João

Need to fill the rest in

It sounds good on paper but just think it will sound awful when our lot try singing it in the stands. It'll be out of time and sound like milking time at a dairy farm during the no,no,no part

 

[Bill McCai]

Wolves keen to add 'Pitbull' Gomes to their midfield

Wolves keen to add 'Pitbull' Gomes to their midfield

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[thommo1984]

Thommo - nice change of thread title.

Should have backed myself throughout!

 

[Bacon Sandwich]

Fantastic scoop from Holiday Madeley!
Unbelievable!
Apparently people have been making up songs about Joao Gomes!
Who knew??

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618932773305176065

 

[Peszkywolf]

Got a decent CM now, Moutinho can be used sparingly, Neves doesn't have to play every minute of every game. Bit of muscle, legs and youth was much needed in our centre midfield to compete and gives option to play a middle 2.

 

[RichB]

just seen this one on twitter


Oh Gomes is Brazilian
He’s going to the top
He’s coming to the wanderers
And told Lyon to **** off
He wants to join the wolf pack
He’s wanderers through and through
And when we play the albion
He’ll snap the ****s in two

 

[SA Wolf]

Wolves keen to add 'Pitbull' Gomes to their midfield

Wolves keen to add 'Pitbull' Gomes to their midfield

www.bbc.co.uk

4 goals in 119 - just what we need. Gerrimout.

 

[tonto]

What was @tonto promising ?

I promised that if we DID NOT sign him I would show my **** in Beatties window, so sorry to disappoint you but no show

 

[tonto]

His promise/threat was to show his **** if we DIDN'T sign him...

So Tonto, his ****, and the people of Wolverhampton are safe.

Well done that man

 

[WickedWolfie]

I promised that if we DID NOT sign him I would show my **** in Beatties window, so sorry to disappoint you but no show

Why do you think that we were all so bloody desperate for him to sign??? PMSL

 

[woop woop barmy army]

Just a striker away now from a great window.

 

[Rauls Headband]

Should have backed myself throughout!

Your face today must be the very definition of relieved! Or 'don't know what all the fuss was about'

 

[Darvo]

Just a striker away now from a great window.

Funny old game innit.

That’s the one position I’d have thought top priority.

 

[Wolvesfcneil]

What have we done, even my wife is chipping in with Leader of the pack.

 

[Rauls Headband]

I promised that if we DID NOT sign him I would show my **** in Beatties window, so sorry to disappoint you but no show

Its not actually happened yet, there's still time for a late January sale.......

 

[thommo1984]

Fantastic scoop from Holiday Madeley!
Unbelievable!
Apparently people have been making up songs about Joao Gomes!
Who knew??

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618932773305176065

That being his definition of "good" speaks volumes tbf

 

[Bacon Sandwich]

And to complete a truly awesome week of journalism, Holiday Madeley gets the player's name wrong

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618940388508667904

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

Seems a few variations on the fee paid but the highest ive seen is 18m Euros plus add ons which equates to 15.8 million pounds
So on that basis we didnt cave in and give them more,only extra for x amount of goals scored if my understanding is correct
The 10% on future profit i would imagine was part of the original deal as thats standard practice with youngsters nowadays
Decent deal if he is anything like as good as expected, and plenty of time to improve and learn the league
With him and Sarabia it will give us the higher press we are looking for and hopefully move us as a team higher up the pitch, giving the forwards more support
The plan and theory is done now its just the practice that needs to work

 

[Beijing Wolf]

I imagine the words on the third line would be variations of gold and black, he's part of the pack, we're on our way back, attack etc. As for "I ain't got the time, And if my daddy thinks I'm fine." Not a clue. Prime? Sublime?

“They tried to make him go to Lyon, he said no no no.
Cus he bleeds Gold and Black, he’s part of the pack

 

[Ned]

Fantastic scoop from Holiday Madeley!
Unbelievable!
Apparently people have been making up songs about Joao Gomes!
Who knew??

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618932773305176065

Finger. On. Pulse.

 

[tonto]

Its not actually happened yet, there's still time for a late January sale.......

Oh don’t say that I had only just stopped sweating

 

[Bill McCai]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618960143361904642

 

[Wolf In Essex]

The trainers

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618960143361904642

 

[Beijing Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618960143361904642

Gold and Black Sneakers! This guy just keeps getting more and more Legendary!

I hope he wore them to his meeting with Textor haha

 

[TheConcourse]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618960143361904642

NOOOOOO. THE MAN IS WEARING GOLD AND BLACK TRAINERS!!

Statue.

 

[Wolf316]

I promised that if we DID NOT sign him I would show my **** in Beatties window, so sorry to disappoint you but no show

So Tonto’s **** is the new MrsWalsall’s knockers.

 

[Adrian_Monk]

To the tune of Duran Duran - Rio

He comes from Rio, and his name is Joao Gomes.
He hates the Lyon and he loves the Wanderers

Best one so far

 

[Beijing Wolf]

So Tonto’s **** is the new MrsWalsall’s knockers.

No because Tonto actually kept his promise to only whip it out if we DIDNT sign the player! THANK GOD

Whereas Walsall still owes us a picture of those juicy milkers!

 

[peter&thewolf]

So what song have has everyone decided on, I suppose we'll have to wait until the day

 

[92WWFC]

Omg the gold and black trainers.... like I could like this kid anymore.

All he needs to do now is to pull David Luiz's hair very hard now (im restraining myself from saying worse) before he leaves and its perfect.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Just a striker away now from a great window.

Are you on about Beatties window?

 

[Dr Wolfenstein]

So Tonto’s **** is the new MrsWalsall’s knockers.

Transplant? (I was assuming **** was **** & not ****-the beauty of a swear filter.)

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

No because Tonto actually kept his promise to only whip it out if we DIDNT sign the player! THANK GOD

Whereas Walsall still owes us a picture of those juicy milkers!

Wasn't the full monty promised?

 

[Bawtry Wolf]

And to complete a truly awesome week of journalism, Holiday Madeley gets the player's name wrong

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618940388508667904

Reports it 14 hours after everyone else. He’s writing the longest resigns letter in history.