WELCOME, João Gomes!!!

[JamesWolves]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617507147293790215

| João Gomes sets foot and wants to be transferred to Wolverhampton. The player does not want to have his dream of playing in the Premier League prevented by the club, and he is dissatisfied with the conduct of the negotiation. The definition comes out this week, before the World Cup

 

[JamesWolves]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617511422006816771

Crook has been on it for Wolves transfers this window fair play

 

[Thank you Sir Jack]

JL with his contacts at Seville, must be able to find us a decent Barber.

 

[Nivada]

Feels like we're the closest to signing him we've been since the Fabrizio announcement.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617507147293790215

| João Gomes sets foot and wants to be transferred to Wolverhampton. The player does not want to have his dream of playing in the Premier League prevented by the club, and he is dissatisfied with the conduct of the negotiation. The definition comes out this week, before the World Cup

This week? who'd have thought it would be Sassoon

 

[Sephiroth]

All this pomp and circumstance - just get it over the line

 

[Wolf In Essex]

Just hope we don't hit a Dead End with our chase of Gomes

 

[SuperGran]

Crook has been on it for Wolves transfers this window fair play

Percy hasn’t tweeted on wolves since before Sellars coincidentally

 

[lets all have a disco]

I always thought the Lyon stuff was just a bluff to get us to cough up a bit more ....think we have played this right , after obviously speaking to João gomes and hearing him say he definitely wanted to come.....

 

[Very Proud (AKA Still Proud)]

Wonder if his barber is a dab hand at doing Brazilians too?

 

[JohnB]

Wonder if his barber is a dab hand at doing Brazilians too?

Do Brazilians call it a Brazilian?

 

[Ginger Chimp]

There’s some great pun makers on this forum.


Shame none of them are on this thread.

 

[Bill McCai]

I still think we should just announce him and see what happens!

 

[Ned]

I still think we should just announce him and see what happens!

Jeff shaking hands with a cardboard cut out and the media team carrying it around Compton for a first day video meeting the players?

I'm all for this!!!!

 

[WasStefan]

There’s some great pun makers on this forum.


Shame none of them are on this thread.

Ginger chimp has his post liked by Hugh Jarse

This forum just keeps on giving

 

[WKFWolf]

Surprised noone has used home grown with this one and the barber puns

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

I think they have dug a big hole for themselves on this one and will want to save face in some way
Maybe a million add on if we stay up or even get Europe in next 2 years may do the trick

 

[SquaddieWolf]

Do Brazilians call it a Brazilian?

Maybe they call it a local

 

[Rauls Headband]

No one has asked yet where he goes for his holidays......

 

[5150]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617511422006816771

Such a smooth operator!

 

[Hugh Jarse]

No one has asked yet where he goes for his holidays......

Where does he go on his holidays?

 

[Coops]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617511422006816771

yeah that's great Alex but where's the barber pun?

 

[ewarwoowar]

yeah that's great Alex but where's the barber pun?

if his barber was german would he be called herr cutt? sorry

 

[AndyWolves]

I hope this doesn't fade into nothing

 

[SA Wolf]

Do Brazilians call it a Brazilian?

No, they call it a Textor - a **** with short hair.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Last one, I promise.

This kid is a serious talent, hope he signs. He's gonna be in the running for the Salon 'dor in a couple of years...

 

[PezzaOnthesouthbank]

They wanted him at Lyon,
He said no ****in way,
he wants to come to Molineux,
and walk up Molineux way,
his heart is set on Wanderers,
playing in the gold and black
and when he scores at the South bank
he'll never wanna go back
allez allez allez

 

[JamesWolves]

Last one, I promise.

This kid is a serious talent, hope he signs. He's gonna be in the running for the Salon 'dor in a couple of years...

We all hope its the last one, thats the worst one yet

 

[S G Wolves]

Last one, I promise.

This kid is a serious talent, hope he signs. He's gonna be in the running for the Salon 'dor in a couple of years...

Mate there's a time to quit

 

[Deleted member (smith)]

We all hope its the last one, thats the worst one yet

That’s a cutting remark…

 

[wolfslair]

This week? who'd have thought it would be Sassoon

Thank god this move hasn’t really had the chance to fade…….

 

[Wolf316]

Flamengo have asked us to up our bid but we’ve asked for time to mullet over.

 

[Northampton_wolf]

Transfer Centre LIVE! All the latest deals, moves and rumours from the January transfer window

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[wolfslair]

he hasn’t let his current “comb” over his dreams!

He has made sure that he can “part” on good terms too….

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Would we sign him on a loan or a perm?

Could give him one of your blue rinses.

 

[Adrian_Monk]

Can we just cut the barber puns now please? Some of us are here to see if he's actually signed

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Can we just cut the barber puns now please? Some of us are here to see if he's actually signed

Who’s been taking the grumpy pills then?

 

[TheRetroChief]

Who’s been taking the grumpy pills then?

Lots of people by now I would have thought. Stopped being funny a couple of pages back

 

[wolfslair]

Can we just cut the barber puns now please? Some of us are here to see if he's actually signed

Sorry, I just got swept away…..

It isn’t hard to get into stubble on this thread…..

There is no honour amongst weaves in a deal like this one…. Where the other side have tried brush aside an agreed deals

But it is just the root of the problem all these puns really

 

[DPE]

Can we just cut the barber puns now please? Some of us are here to see if he's actually signed

Ruddy he’ll keep your hair on will ya…