Things that bounce off Jota.

[Ewok vs Wolf]

A double decker bus.

 

[Sketchead]

Luke Shaw.

 

[Mugwump]

Chuck Norris

 

[Beer Wolf]

A Challenger Tank.

 

[WolfLing]

Criticism from his family about his career choices.

 

[Shergar]

The Michelin Man in a red shirt.

 

[WonderWolf]

Jimenez, nicely too. ...

 

[clivewolves]

Jota was banned from Pamplona bull run as organisers decided it was unfair to the bull.

 

[Ginger Chimp]

Winter

 

[WonderWolf]

If he were an old-style cartoon character, massive rocks iron girders etc......could never be flattened.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

If he were an old-style cartoon character, massive rocks iron girders etc......could never be flattened.

Beep beep.

(Road Diogo)

 

[WonderWolf]

Beep beep.

(Road Diogo)

..... Diogo 'beep beep' Jota.

We could team him up nicely with Raul 'speedy' Jimenez. ....

 

[SuziQ]

Idiot commentators calling him Diego.

 

[Scott in the Sand]

 

[Scott in the Sand]

 

[WasStefan]

George Elokobi

 

[wanderer24]

The Ironbridge

 

[Scott in the Sand]

On the last day of the season....

 

[Scott in the Sand]

Pies falling from the Steve Bull Upper....

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

Comments from Merson

 

[glorybox]

Every ****er who comes within a few feet of him.

 

[Sussex Wolf]

Offers to join a “bigger” PL team.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

On the last day of the season....


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Someone's poisoned the water hole

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

Razor Ruddock

 

[Ironfistedmonk]

Chuck Norris

 

[freezin]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

I've got one that nobody has mentioned yet....

CHUCK NORRIS.

 

[freezin]

What is that?

...it looks like a small moon.

 

[S G Wolves]

Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

 

[Southdownswolf]

Chuck Norris?

 

[moseleyite]

 

[Ewok vs Wolf]

 

[Ironfistedmonk]

Chuck Norris

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

Edit: Jota's training regime under Fosun.

 

[maws]

No im Chuck Norris

 

[Ironfistedmonk]

George Elokobi, being carried by Akinfenwa

 

[freezin]

Chuck Norris

 

[freezin]

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Is that Gemma Collins and Stacey Soloman?

....asking for friend.

 

[Moira Stewart]

Alan Norris and Norris from Coronation Street.

 

[I'm the Wanderer]

Milner. Want proof? Go to :33 of the video: