The Cunning Plan

[Cuban Wolf]

Its fun, reading the comments regarding the pluses and minus's regarding each applicant, (real or alleged).

This one, is guaranteed to bring no baggage, no pre-conceived ideas, history, baggage, or anything else for that matter.
Knows the players well, their likes and dislikes, always has a smile, and gets on with the job.
Already employed by Wolves, no work permit, language issues.

Regarding team selection - well this can be easily resolved: A poll on the Mix. (Because well, they know best!)

Folks I give you:

DORIS THE TEA LADY.

She makes a bostin cup of tea, after all.

 

[jrpb-3]

views on various managers feel a bit like the goldilocks story. They are all either not good enough with not enough experience, or they are too good and won't come to wolves/ will cost too much or people just don't like them

 

[topcat99]

views on various managers feel a bit like the goldilocks story. They are all either not good enough with not enough experience, or they are too good and won't come to wolves/ will cost too much or people just don't like them

Typical thread drift. We are talking about Doris here.

Keep on topic and no negative comments

(despite the fact she uses cheap teabags, so would save Fosun a fortune)

 

[lobodelsur]

I'd be for it if she was to use tea-leaves rather than tea-bags. Then she (or a professional in the art) could 'read' them, identify any problems we might have in our upcoming match and fix them before it was too late. Can you have a word with her ?

 

[Contrarian]

views on various managers feel a bit like the goldilocks story. They are all either not good enough with not enough experience, or they are too good and won't come to wolves/ will cost too much or people just don't like them

Very true! Same for players. Watching Man Utd in the Europa League final and also finishing 2nd in the league, noticed that their manager and every one of their players has been condemned at some point as "not good enough for us" round here.

 

[Shergar]

She was using sleepy tea bags last season, that’s why our attack lacked penetration and we went to sleep defending set pieces. For me she has to go she thought melatonin was something to do with skin tanning.

 

[jrpb-3]

Typical thread drift. We are talking about Doris here.

Keep on topic and no negative comments

(despite the fact she uses cheap teabags, so would save Fosun a fortune)

goldilocks used to be her nickname

 

[CelebrityWolf]

Lewis Dunk the first signing apparently

 

[Pilchard]

 

[Woburn Wolf]

Very true! Same for players. Watching Man Utd in the Europa League final and also finishing 2nd in the league, noticed that their manager and every one of their players has been condemned at some point as "not good enough for us" round here.

I would take Bruno Fernandes.

 

[forge]

what system does doris play?

WITH OR WITHOUT SUGAR?

MILK OR NO MILK?

questions we simply must know before she is allowed to take over

 

[Shergar]

I would take Bruno Fernandes.

Brewno? You don’t want a Doris cuppa?

 

[Darvo]

Pretty sure I just spotted Doris driving into The Mount.

The plot thickens.

 

[Supadavewolf]

Doris'll need a sweetener to sign, but if she does we're certs for the cup.

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

Its all a bit hard to digest really

 

[Shinanigans]

She’s great on penal-teas

 

[Cuban Wolf]

Stop teasing now

 

[Wolf in the Lions' Den]

Not so sure about the wisdom of this, given that our tea(m) featured what the Guardian described as its all-time ‘best’ typos:

Typo negative: the best and worst of Grauniad mistakes over 200 years

From ‘The Taming of the Screw’ to ‘irritable bowl syndrome’, the paper is fondly known for its slips

www.theguardian.com

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

Not sure about the specialist diets given the cake trolley tactics employed by Doris.

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

Dorus de Vries? I wondered what he was doing now?

 

[Lycaon]

What anybody thinks about parking the bus, Doris has parking the trolley off to a fine tea!

 

[Lycaon]

Very inappropriate but couldn’t resist!

“Doris, Doris show us your ****
Doris.....show us your ****”

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

What anybody thinks about parking the bus, Doris has parking the trolley off to a fine tea!

Need Brian Laws for that!

 

[Deleted member 8123]

Rumours are she would like Demarai (Earl) Grey
and is tipped to sign P edro G oncalves

 

[Nige100]

Opening day headlines after a 3-0 victory against champions Man City. Doris bags a victory on debut and leafs Champions in hot water.