The alternative £24m thread

[kidder_wolf_II]

Right then guys just a bit of fun but what should we spend it on?

My three requests are:-

1) a monorail with a drive thru Mr Tikka

2) a giant chocolate statute of Steve Bull

3) a video screen on every stand showing soccer Saturday incase we get bored.

 

[Hoganstolemywife]

4) Jez will splurge it all on a gold statue of himself outside the North Bank

 

[SimplyTheWolves]

I reckon we should splash out and have a right rave up at the Mol with a concert of Led Zep doing nothing but Wolves songs.

 

[DawleyWolf]

complete the stadium redevelopment and ensure we have enough leg room for each fan

1 spectator per 10 seats should do it

 

[Jungleee]

5) Buying all the chavs in the Southbank clothes other than tracksuits

6) Blankets for the Northbank

 

[Arcadius]

£1 million quid for each season ticket holder would be nice!!

 

[Boss Hogg]

I'd quite like some heated seats in the Billy Wright

 

[AW]

£1 million quid for each season ticket holder would be nice!!

Despite Jez's best efforts, I do believe we have more than 24 season ticket holders!

 

[WasStefan]

5) Buying all the chavs in the Southbank clothes other than tracksuits

6) Blankets for the Northbank

Don't be so offensive to the NB it's boring!!!

 

[Bankswolf II]

A super fun slide next to every seat
A nice water feature next to the Billy Wright with deckchairs
Cold beer :embarassed:

 

[Shergar]

Get rid of all the yellow and red advertising in The Money Shop Stand and give it back it's proper name.

Use £50 to buy out of the Burrda contract.

Give someone on the council a sweetener to close Waterloo Road to traffic for an hour at the end of games.

 

[Dewsburywolf]

Give someone on the council a sweetener to close Waterloo Road to traffic for an hour at the end of games.

One day I'll take a picture of St. Andrews Road in Huddersfield near to the Galpharm just to show that that's what happens in these parts on matchdays. Admittedly it's not a main road in the town centre but at least it happens & allows for a decent passage away from the ground for match attendees

 

[AW]

One day I'll take a picture of St. Andrews Road in Huddersfield near to the Galpharm just to show that that's what happens in these parts on matchdays. Admittedly it's not a main road in the town centre but at least it happens & allows for a decent passage away from the ground for match attendees

All ten of them.

 

[Tomasz]

Give someone on the council a sweetener to close Waterloo Road to traffic for an hour at the end of games.

Why don't they do that, I've always assumed it was something to do with asda?

 

[grumpy old wolf]

Provide a live link on match days , so ex pats like me don't have heart attacks each time we lose comms

 

[Apocalypse Now]

Buying some stock of Aston Manor cider before the next home game would be novel.

 

[Mighty Thor]

£1 million quid for each season ticket holder would be nice!!

Spend some on maths lessons for Arcadius

 

[long ball man]

Whatever happened to the Yellow (Golden) Brick Road from the rail station o the Molineux? That would be an outstanding use of the money.

 

[dazmanwolf]

Buy an assortment of comedy wigs for Stale to wear when the football isn't entertaining us anymore.

 

[pucewarrior]

escalators for the North bank upper tier

 

[JamesWolves]

4) Jez will splurge it all on a gold statue of himself outside the North Bank

There is not enough gold in the world to do that

 

[TheStalePolice]

Opera glassses on all seats.

I can't see beyond that.

 

[Barracudawolf]

Buy an assortment of comedy wigs for Stale to wear when the football isn't entertaining us anymore.

I back this motion.

Morgan Freeman as stadium announcer

 

[Arcadius]

Spend some on maths lessons for Arcadius

Should have posted on Drunk Thread!!!:embarassed:

 

[andyc225]

How about a golden statue of Michael Jackson to put the one at Fulham in the shade?

 

[Sedgley Gold N Black]

Buy the whole of Sandwell and turn it into a landfill... Oh wait