Song for Donk...?

[Redhillwolf]

Have just read that he models his game on Busquets so how about this...to the old Karl Henry song.

“Dendoncker oh oh oh
Dendoncker oh oh oh oh
He came from Anderlecht
He’s better than Busquets!”

 

[JadeWolf]

Dendoncker woah woah
Dendoncker woah woah
He's 6 foot and Belgian
He hates the Albion

 

[Yamalroite]

 

[North West Wanderer]

Definitely the last one

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

What’s that coming over the hill,
Is it Dendoncker,
Is it Dendoncker.

 

[we8wba]

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At least it’s orginal

 

[Ches78]

Sorry lads, there's only one song - "let's Donk" - to the rhythm of the honky tonk, stick a red nose on your conk, annnd let's Donk...

 

[arctic rime]

What’s that coming over the hill,
Is it Dendoncker,
Is it Dendoncker.

I tried to get that going at Everton!

 

[binners]

What’s that coming over the hill,
Is it Dendoncker,
Is it Dendoncker.

Who’s that scoring the goal
Is it Dendoncker

What’s that coming over the hill,
Is it Dendoncker,
Is it Dendoncker.

try
Who’s that scoring the goal
It’s Leander Leander Dendoncker.

Works for a number of the players as well

 

[Ches78]

Take it there ain't many Hale & Pace fans on here...

 

[Geordie Wolf]

Take it there ain't many Hale & Pace fans on here...

Classic

 

[Flynn]

 

[WonderWolf]

What's wrong with this?.....neat and fitting, can't go wrong. Ticks all the boxes.

What's that powering way up the field
It's Dendoncker
Leander Dendoncker
Box-to-box, he such a big thrill
He's pulling our plonker
Leander Dendoncker!

 

[Wolfheart]

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No point trying to think of another one as this one works perfectly and is actually upbeat and original for a change

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

How about an old tune from the Monkees,maybe too old for some

Leander Dendocker
There's no one better around
You cant stop him scoring
And you'll never bring him down

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

I tried to get that going at Everton!

I heard someone singing it! It’ll get going.

 

[Staten Island Wolf]

He's big
He's long
His name rolls off your tongue
Dendonker, Dendonker

 

[Balti Pie]

To the 'Here comes the hot stepper' tune

Here comes the Dendoncker
Wanderers

Or

Le-an-der Dendoncker
Wanderers

And repeat

 

[Air Wolf 90]

When he was signed someone on here came up with a version of “Sweet Caroline”:

Lee-and-der
Den-donk-er
Good times never seemed so good...

Just.too.good...

 

[VancouverWolf]

Perhaps use ‘conquer’ somehow or somewhere.

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

Aaa-gaaa-Donk-Donk-Donk
Push pineapple, shake a tree.....




No? One time too many?

 

[thewiseone]

Would rather have us get one started for Matt Doherty tbh

 

[Mr Wolf]

Same tune as what’s that coming over the hill.

Who’s that coming out from the back
it’s Dendoncker it’s Dendonker

Gets forward to support the attack
It’s Dendoncker it’s Dendoncker

Running like he’s **** his pants
it’s Dendoncker it’s Dendoncker

 

[wanderer24]

That’s so bad it’s actually funny.
Put a donk on it!!!

 

[Redhillwolf]

How about to Ghostbusters theme...
“If you need a man for your midfield,
Who you gonna call?
Dendoncker!
Whether box to box, or defensive shield,
Who you gonna call?
Dendoncker!
De de de de de de de de de de de de de, de de de de de de de de de de de de de,
Wanderers have got a Donk!”
Repeat!