Premier League Fixtures 2023/24

[Evthewolf]

It’ll probably be a really dull fixture, that we generally lose. Like, Palace away.

 

[Alex Rae The Substitute]

Leicester seem to feature regularly in our opening fixtures over the last few years.

I wonder if it will be a straight swap for one of the newly promoted teams?

 

[Bill S Preston Esq.]

Our Xmas fixtures (three of them) tend to be Merseyside, Greater Manchester, London.

More of the same? I'm going for City, Liverpool, Arsenal.

Nice and easy.

 

[Scallywolf]

Leicester seem to feature regularly in our opening fixtures over the last few years.

I wonder if it will be a straight swap for one of the newly promoted teams?

I reckon Sheffield United away.

I remember when they were previously in the Premier League and we played them first match of the season at their place. I was on a caravan holiday in Newquay, Wales and went to the site clubhouse to watch it. I was the only one in there (got my Wolves shirt on) and there were TV’s on all 4 walls. Great choice and we won 2-0. Saiss and Raul (a beauty) scored the goals and we played really well. Place started to fill up near the end of the game, but I had done all my shouting and cheering by then and I was pretty happy.

I’ll settle for another 2-0.

 

[NJ Wolves]

Newcastle at home first game.

Spurs away final game.

 

[Wellington Wolf]

This thread always makes me chuckle.

Burnley Away

 

[The Wolf In The North]

We normally get a few leaks by now, some that are very accurate, but not heard anything.

Says a lot that no one can be bothered to even make stuff up this year, not even the Mail. Too hot maybe.

 

[1972 i began]

Not too bothered about the first match,but would like a home game so we can party the night away.Celebrating ar champions league place.What ya say Stourport Betis.

 

[1972 i began]

With Julen on ar shoulders in McGees.

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Luton Home first game

Last game away at Man City

 

[Peszkywolf]

Just want a few winnable games in the first few and last few.
Sometimes playing the likes of Citeh early doors is better, catch them out early before they build momentum or know our style.

 

[Wonder Boyo]

Says a lot that no one can be bothered to even make stuff up this year, not even the Mail. Too hot maybe.

Fortunately for you, The Sun's 'supercomputer' has predicted the opening weekend's fixtures and we are away again! Hopefully The Sun continues it's ability to consistently talk *******s.

Supercomputer predicts opening fixtures for 2023/24 Premier League season

FOLLOWING the conclusion of the 2022/23 Premier League season, excitement is already brewing for next year. With the transfer window well underway, fans are already anticipating the opening round o…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Wonder Boyo]

This must be the first time the fixtures have been out before our new kit (goalkeeper tops excluded)!

 

[kidder_wolf_II]

Brighton at Home and we start with 3 points

 

[Padraig]

Hahaha the fake leaks have moved up a level

https://twitter.com/x/status/1668986076977848320

 

[Monketron]

Hahaha the fake leaks have moved up a level

https://twitter.com/x/status/1668986076977848320

Haha that reminds me of the politicians who'd deliberately do this when leaving Downing Street to get leaks out.

 

[Padraig]

Haha that reminds me of the politicians who'd deliberately do this when leaving Downing Street to get leaks out.

Quiet bat people

 

[Wandsworth Wolf]

That’s been dismissed as a fake.
There’s another leak going round that gives us a home match against West Ham.
We’ll soon find out.

 

[SilverstoneWolf]

Why the obsession with guessing? Pointless. Puerile.

Just wait till they're published. I think in an innovation this year, each team is going to play against each other team twice, once at home and once away. Remember you heard it hear first!

 

[Wolf316]

Guaranteed we get one of the big six away on the final day.

 

[sc91]

Guaranteed we get one of the big six away on the final day.

*Seven

 

[arctic rime]

Talk of United up here

 

[Wonder Boyo]

Talk of United up here

Is this what you're referring to? Hope not, it means we start our season on a Monday evening. Let's hope it's nonsense.

 

[Werewolf of Wombourne]

You just know its going to be Burnley away first up and then away at Arsenal/Liverpool/City or Man Utd on the last day

 

[Kashmire Hawker]

United away is the latest rumour.

Until it’s comes from the donkey’s mouth, why can’t people keep there traps shut?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1669234835636862976

 

[SanFranWolf]

Whoever it is I hope we don’t the thing we’ve done recently and decide that as we haven’t been able to complete our transfers that the first 3 or 4 games don’t count…

 

[sc91]

Is this what you're referring to? Hope not, it means we start our season on a Monday evening. Let's hope it's nonsense.

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And more than likely starting it with a big L.

 

[clivewolves]

Forest away is my guess.

 

[berwickwolf]

And more than likely starting it with a big L.

You're getting worse than Rosehill for being negative! Hope you feel more positive next season

 

[sc91]

You're getting worse than Rosehill for being negative! Hope you feel more positive next season

Hahaha! I'm generally pretty negative over football currently! Feels like having to watch it, rather than a desire to want to watch it.

 

[JH1902]

United away first GW and Liverpool away last GW apparently. Only 13 mins to wait anyway, let's see what misery awaits us!

 

[kidder_wolf_II]

United away first GW and Liverpool away last GW apparently. Only 13 mins to wait anyway, let's see what misery awaits us!

Surely we can’t have Liverpool away last game for the 3rd time in 6 seasons?

But I guess this is the PL!! We will probably have Liverpool and Man City 2 days apart over Xmas as wel

 

[berwickwolf]

Hahaha! I'm generally pretty negative over football currently! Feels like having to watch it, rather than a desire to want to watch it.

Yeah, I understand that! We're still Wolves, though! Been through worse. Then we had the Sherpa Van! We've had Saunders. And Jackett, Lage and Nuno. This season will be a season with no var decisions, the players will all donate half their wages to the homeless, the tories will finally implode never to be seen again and Silva will return and score more than Haaland. Young kids will reject their Christmas presents of man utd shirts and scream until they get the old gold and black. We will get team of the year from the BBC and Europe will quake at our feet going into 24/25. We will all go to Barca and drink the town dry before watching the mighty Wolves win 4-3 after being 3 0 down.
Cmon me babbies! Cmon the Wolves! It's our turn once again..
Would be nice

 

[marrs-guitar]

First game Man Utd away on monday night football
First home game vs Brighton
Standard final day vs one of the big boys.. this time at Anfield (again!)

 

[Burton Wolf]

Horrible!

 

[kidder_wolf_II]

Man Utd at Home 30th January

 

[JH1902]

Surely we can’t have Liverpool away last game for the 3rd time in 6 seasons?

But I guess this is the PL!! We will probably have Liverpool and Man City 2 days apart over Xmas as wel

Apparently we can!

Yet another season with an away start and finish, boring. Especially Liverpool away last GW, AGAIN!

 

[Fenrir_]

And Liverpool away final day AGAIN

PL can go and **** itself

 

[Chris H]

Start away at Man Utd, finish away at Liverpool.

Wtf?

 

[Wonder Boyo]

Is this what you're referring to? Hope not, it means we start our season on a Monday evening. Let's hope it's nonsense.

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So this was correct. Disappointing.