Players names amended but appropriate

[Tufts back]

Bored thread but could be funny . I will kick it of with
Danny Well’sick’

 

[Guzeppi]

Nothing beats Jack wheelchair

 

[Guzeppi]

Jamie O'hara.

Spelled right but in another certain language means something else.

Enjoy
Maltese-English translation :: hara :: Dictionary

 

[Pagey]

Bored thread but could be funny . I will kick it of with
Danny Well’sick’

Do you mean like -
Lee ****ing murdering, ugly, gangbanged in the shower, Hughes.

Or have i got the rules wrong?

 

[Tufts back]

Lol kind of right mate .
Ps is that true?

 

[SteveBullsKnee]

Lee Useless

 

[Deleted member 4382]

My father, with genuine innocence used to call one of our players Peter Shirtlift thinking it was the correct pronunciation of his name.

 

[Pagey]

Nigel spankmen

 

[JadeWolf]

Eric Dire

 

[Chisels_n_ommers]

Willy & Rene Van Der Cake Pants

 

[Rednal Wolf]

S hite Yorke
S hite Gayle
Bobbins Taylor

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

Sylvan Elikes-Cake

 

[Pilchard]

Toe Knee Poo Lips

 

[glorybox]

Robin Van Pursestrings

 

[Pagey]

Dwyte Pork according to Jordan

 

[Norman Bell]

This involves that well known " Irish Goal Machine..... Not ! " Tony Cascarino during his ill fated stay at Celtic some wag nicknamed him " Tony Cannae - score - ye know "

 

[meeee67]

Steve never had a lull (always banged em in!!! )

 

[Shergar]

Clown Saunders.

 

[Norman Bell]

This bloke was on loan at Wolves from Man United in the disastrous 1983/84 that was really the start of our plummet through the divisions Scott McGarvey. He later left United to play for Portsmouth the Pompey fans were not enamoured with him so much so they renamed him Scott McGarbage !

After his terrible performance in the second leg of 1989 Sherpa Van Semi I always felt goalkeeper ( a term that could be argued under the trades description act ) Roger Hansbury should have been No Hands bury !

Lack of pace means surely it should have meant our ex forward was Robert Snailor not Taylor ( although was he not known as Blobby Taylor due to his size ? )

 

[Sheriff Woody]

Sylvan Elikes-Cake

Sylvan Ebonks-Blokes

 

[AndyWolves]

Cashley Cole

 

[AndyWolves]

Mixu Pantyliner

 

[AndyWolves]

Calamity James

 

[AndyWolves]

Schteve McClaren

 

[ricki herberts moustache]

My father, with genuine innocence used to call one of our players Peter Shirtlift thinking it was the correct pronunciation of his name.

Be good if there are a few shirtlifters playing in the womens WC

 

[Snorbans Wolf]

I did love the fact that Younes Kaboul was known as Useless Kaboul

 

[The Fat Bloke]

Conor Couldhe (play for England)

 

[Lawndog]

I did love the fact that Younes Kaboul was known as Useless Kaboul

Also known as Cashfool amongst the villa faithful!

 

[Timberwolf]

Ade Panicbiyi

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

Remember Halfyard Slow?

 

[Lisas Husband]

Soggy mons condom

 

[Lisas Husband]

Royston drenched her

 

[Lisas Husband]

John Useless

 

[wildfire_wolf]

I remember Savo Missalotovic at Villa.

 

[inaglasshouse]

Sado Behrahino
Poor Pogba
Riot Keane

 

[Boss Hogg]

Our old friend from the 90s Paul Peskydildo

 

[Leominster_Wolf]

Tony daleytreatment

 

[topcat99]

Mixu Pantyliner

My lad thought we had signed an Irish striker

Pat O’Lynenn

He’s still thick now

 

[Lawndog]

Nigel Spunk

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

I am sure one day we will actually get a player whose name is Johny Foreigner.