****ing Omnishambles

[Kebab Warrior]

We keep banging on about the value of our ‘brand’ in ask Wolves videos.

Ooh our brand is so valuable, ooh we’ll grow our brand with E-sports, our brand is worth more than AC Milan’s etc etc

Well hows our brand value now after we’ve been turned down by a manager with 15 games to his name from the division below?

How’s our brand after appointing a clueless clown who’s gutted the team of any character, then been sacked with no ****ing contingency plan.

How’s our brand value when we can’t buy a ****ing goal if we sucked off Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals.

We’ve gone from a respected, European competing exciting, dynamic, disruptive brand to a total and utter laughing stock.

You’ve ****ed it all away. We’re scratting around for managers like a drunk at a wedding looking for the fat dregs left at the last song of the night.

 

[Timberwolf]

Ominshambles...?

 

[Supadavewolf]

Terry McGoal?

GERRIMIN

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Ominshambles...?

It’s like an omnishambles but angrier

 

[MasWolf]

We keep banging on about the value of our ‘brand’ in ask Wolves videos.

Ooh our brand is so valuable, ooh we’ll grow our brand with E-sports, our brand is worth more than AC Milan’s etc etc

Well hows our brand value now after we’ve been turned down by a manager with 15 games to his name from the division below?

How’s our brand after appointing a clueless clown who’s gutted the team of any character, then been sacked with no ****ing contingency plan.

How’s our brand value when we can’t buy a ****ing goal if we sucked off Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals.

We’ve gone from a respected, European competing exciting, dynamic, disruptive brand to a total and utter laughing stock.

You’ve ****ed it all away. We’re scratting around for managers like a drunk at a wedding looking for the fat dregs left at the last song of the night.

Hey! Don't bring Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals into this! He didn't do anything wrong.

 

[Supadavewolf]

It’s like an omnishambles but angrier

An omniShi-ambles

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Hey! Don't bring Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals into this! He didn't do anything wrong.

I went too far and I apologise

 

[Flump]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

 

[MasWolf]

I went too far and I apologise

You've realised your mistake and apologised. Thank you!

 

[MasWolf]

An omniShi-ambles

Om-Shi-shambles?

 

[Kebab Warrior]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

Remind me who turned them down again?

 

[Timberwolf]

An omniShi-ambles

Oh, very good!

 

[jrpb-3]

mn so blame shi

 

[Kebab Warrior]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club

You know Flump I’ve rethought it. You’ve really made me reflect and you’re right. The club have handled the sacking and replacement with speed, efficiency, the minimum of fuss and best of all they’ve found an ideal replacement and kept it all out of the press!

Wait, what?

 

[Flump]

Remind me who turned them down again?

Ten Hag
Nagelsman
Hansi Flik
Brendan Rogers!
Poch
Conte
Fonseca
Gattuso!
Mancini
Martinez

There's nothing that weird about a manager turning a club down because he's only been at a club for 3 months. Marco Silva is the only manager I can think of who even tried to move clubs that quickly - and even he didn't manage it.

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Ten Hag
Nagelsman
Hansi Flik
Brendan Rogers!
Poch
Conte
Fonseca
Gattuso!
Mancini
Martinez

There's nothing that weird about a manager turning a club down because he's only been at a club for 3 months. Marco Silva is the only manager I can think of who even tried to move clubs that quickly - and even he didn't manage it.

Conte turned them down?!?

 

[Flump]

Conte turned them down?!?

Yes, then they hired Nuno, remember?

 

[SuperGran]

Conte turned them down?!?

Yes then they turned to nuno until conte was available

 

[Vtrpres]

We keep banging on about the value of our ‘brand’ in ask Wolves videos.

Ooh our brand is so valuable, ooh we’ll grow our brand with E-sports, our brand is worth more than AC Milan’s etc etc

Well hows our brand value now after we’ve been turned down by a manager with 15 games to his name from the division below?

How’s our brand after appointing a clueless clown who’s gutted the team of any character, then been sacked with no ****ing contingency plan.

How’s our brand value when we can’t buy a ****ing goal if we sucked off Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals.

We’ve gone from a respected, European competing exciting, dynamic, disruptive brand to a total and utter laughing stock.

You’ve ****ed it all away. We’re scratting around for managers like a drunk at a wedding looking for the fat dregs left at the last song of the night.

I reckon that just about sums it up. Maybe wouldn't have used the same phraseology but pretty much spot on.

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Yes, then they hired Nuno, remember?

Yeah we’re really bouncing from Conte to Nuno here…

 

[Ponty]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

They did it in the summer, not part way into the season when Bruno had slackened the wheel nuts.

 

[Dingle Chris]

Cue Steve Bulls Knee to tell us:

Were all entitled and they know exactly what they are doing, we should be more patient, Scott Sellars has a degree from Manchester university and Jeff Shi is the second coming of Christ.

 

[Hoganstolemywife]

Get in Terry McGoal

The one good thing about this season so far is that I've loved the gallows humour on the mix

 

[SteveBullsKnee]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

Careful you’ll be labelled as Shi’s love child

 

[VancouverWolf]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

Yes to this.

 

[SteveBullsKnee]

Cue Steve Bulls Knee to tell us:

Were all entitled and they know exactly what they are doing, we should be more patient, Scott Sellars has a degree from Manchester university and Jeff Shi is the second coming of Christ.

Here’s another one, kudos. Though let’s do a bit of fact checking
1) I’ve never said we’re all entitled (though you got the wrong were dear boy)
2) I’ve not said we require more patience
3) 3rd time lucky - he does indeed have a degree in sports directorship
4) he can’t be the second coming of Christ, I am.

 

[Eastyorksyeltz]

Cue Steve Bulls Knee to tell us:

Were all entitled and they know exactly what they are doing, we should be more patient, Scott Sellars has a degree from Manchester university and Jeff Shi is the second coming of Christ.

Or alternatively, naming no names - take your pick - "It matters not who we get, total shambles, all clowns, were doomed to relegation, I've been telling you so since 2017!"

 

[Fenrir_]

We keep banging on about the value of our ‘brand’ in ask Wolves videos.

Ooh our brand is so valuable, ooh we’ll grow our brand with E-sports, our brand is worth more than AC Milan’s etc etc

Well hows our brand value now after we’ve been turned down by a manager with 15 games to his name from the division below?

How’s our brand after appointing a clueless clown who’s gutted the team of any character, then been sacked with no ****ing contingency plan.

How’s our brand value when we can’t buy a ****ing goal if we sucked off Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals.

We’ve gone from a respected, European competing exciting, dynamic, disruptive brand to a total and utter laughing stock.

You’ve ****ed it all away. We’re scratting around for managers like a drunk at a wedding looking for the fat dregs left at the last song of the night.

Can I just start using the word omnishambles?!

Lot of truth in this post though

 

[RMNottm]

It will take as long as it takes.

There is not a magic manager tree any more than there is a magic striker tree but planning helps and as everyone knows plans are great until you try to implement them

 

[Flump]

Can I just start using the word omnishambles?!

Lot of truth in this post though

It's from The Thick of It which is definitely worth a watch - although a bit dated by recent goverments.

 

[northnorfolkwolf]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

If we then ended up with Conte I'd be pretty pleased!

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

We keep banging on about the value of our ‘brand’ in ask Wolves videos.

Ooh our brand is so valuable, ooh we’ll grow our brand with E-sports, our brand is worth more than AC Milan’s etc etc

Well hows our brand value now after we’ve been turned down by a manager with 15 games to his name from the division below?

How’s our brand after appointing a clueless clown who’s gutted the team of any character, then been sacked with no ****ing contingency plan.

How’s our brand value when we can’t buy a ****ing goal if we sucked off Terry McGoal the Intergalactic Lord of Goals.

We’ve gone from a respected, European competing exciting, dynamic, disruptive brand to a total and utter laughing stock.

You’ve ****ed it all away. We’re scratting around for managers like a drunk at a wedding looking for the fat dregs left at the last song of the night.

How dare you call me dregs!

 

[Highlandwolf2]

Unlike other clubs who get a new manager bounce we get new manager collapse. So best not to have a new manager....

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Just when I thought we’d achieved the Uber shambles, Villa sign Emery in all of ten seconds.

****ING EMBARESSMENT!

 

[Kebab Warrior]

How's our brand? Largely unaffected if we win the first 2 games with whoever we do end up with.

I'll never understand why Wolves fans are so desperate to label their own club as embarrassing or a laughing stock - Spurs took longer and got turned down by far more people than us (so far, admittedly) - stuff happens in football, toughen up and deal with it without being ashamed of your own club.

How’s this ageing Flump?

 

[Wolf of Wall Heath]

Terry McGoal to sign by the weekend now emery’s there.

 

[Sketchead]

Omnishambles.

You been watching The Thick of It again?

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Just read that Forbes article about Fosun. We are truly ****ed.

 

[Contrarian]

Unlike other clubs who get a new manager bounce we get new manager collapse. So best not to have a new manager....

But how are their esports doing, eh? Is there a Villa brand record label? It's difficult running a business when all the legacy fans hold you back by being obsessed with that kicking a ball thing. What's that all about anyway?

 

[wolveslegend]

is Terry McGoal a Mendes man ???