If you were a footballer...

[DC sits in the NORTHSTAND]

Would you read football forums about the team you play for, looking for threads about you?

 

[Wolf86]

I’d be too busy ****ging page 3 models

 

[BN1Wolves]

Would you read football forums about the team you play for, looking for threads about you?

No because id be too busy getting head from 20 super models in my 10 million pound mansion whilst getting Jeeves to order me some lobster .

 

[Lincoln-WOLF]

Only if I've had a good game!

 

[TriumphWolf]

Nope.... wouldn’t bother at all

 

[JadeWolf]

Yeah, I probably would, get a different perspective compared to my coaches and manager. I wouldn’t get really hung up on what got said but I’d be interested to read it.

 

[AntonusKlesk]

I probably would when I for my first break at a club. Then I'd get used to the job and wouldn't bother anymore.

 

[tamwolf]

Only if I've had a good game!

That would just make it more devastating if everyone is slating you.

 

[Shifnal Wolf]

I’d be too busy ****ging page 3 models

100% this

 

[DC sits in the NORTHSTAND]

I’d be too busy ****ging page 3 models

Are there page 3 models anymore? Or you aiming for Sam Fox & Linda Lusardi?

 

[Wigan Wolf]

I’d be too busy ****ging page 3 models

No because of all the charity work I’d be doin

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

Are there page 3 models anymore? Or you aiming for Sam Fox & Linda Lusardi?

Sam Fox might be a tough gig.

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

I'd read the forums, sorry fora, to take the pee out of my teammates when they have bad games!

 

[OLDGOLD]

Yup. Of course I would.

 

[oldgolded]

I thought it was going to be one of those dinner party questions i.e. 'If you were a footballer, who would you be?'

 

[Metal Wolf89]

I think I would, but register and give snippets of goings on at the clubs...like the secret footballer. Nothing harmful, just to tease.

 

[lostwolf]

I'd be too busy eating sushi off Rachel Riley's bare back, coked up in my chauffeur driven Rolls. I would be as successful defying modern footballer stereotypes as I am in defying those of late 30s losers.

 

[ricki herberts moustache]

I'd join the forum under a false identity and then start talking myself up and asking for a pay rise and the captains armband.

Once I had succeeded in achieving that I'd scour the forum for page 3 girl material and PM them relentlessly. Wouldn't take long

 

[LaurenceHenry]

I'd join the forum under a false identity and then start talking myself up and asking for a pay rise and the captains armband.

Once I had succeeded in achieving that I'd scour the forum for page 3 girl material and PM them relentlessly. Wouldn't take long

Wouldn't take long for you to get done for harassment

 

[stever]

Are there page 3 models anymore? Or you aiming for Sam Fox & Linda Lusardi?

More likely Gaynor Goodman, Maria Whittaker and Kathy Lloyd

 

[Guzeppi]

I'd only read posts by someone like Guzeppi

 

[ricki herberts moustache]

More likely Gaynor Goodman, Maria Whittaker and Kathy Lloyd

Been a few road miles clocked up between those three I bet

 

[WolvesAreBoringOnCeefax]

100%, I’d be on the forums every night. I already check online reviews of my work and take any criticism badly!

 

[wolvesandbooze]

I’d be too busy ****ging page 3 models

Too ****ing right

 

[Deleted member 4152]

I thought it was going to be one of those dinner party questions i.e. 'If you were a footballer, who would you be?'

Ruben Neves

 

[The Professional]

****ing too right. I would be posting under various usernames saying how wonderful I was, and how amazing I was wiv da ladies. I do the same at the moment on my bank's (employers) website, but all I seem to get is disciplinaries. **** the haters.

 

[freezin]

I'd love to read how consistently awesome I'd been.

It's probably about the right time for me to reveal my true identity ...

 

[Deleted member 4382]

More likely Gaynor Goodman, Maria Whittaker and Kathy Lloyd

Maria was my favourite.

Top jugs.

 

[The Professional]

Maria was my favourite.

Top jugs.

Best nipples I've ever seen.

 

[E is for idiot.]

I'd love to read how consistently awesome I'd been.

It's probably about the right time for me to reveal my true identity ...

I knew it was you all along.

Frankowski!!

 

[WW1963]

Yes. I would even join them as a verified account, arrange meets, fight to the death with every unfit clown that has ever had a pop.

 

[VancouverWolf]

Would you read football forums about the team you play for, looking for threads about you?

I might have when I was younger and less confident but at my age, some perspective and wisdom would tell me not to bother.
It’s a concern to celebrities and politicians in general.....you want to good reviews. Usually the more grounded ones dont read them.
It’s the reason I never, ever type any criticism of players on here. Their friends, family and neighbours might be reading them. It’s up to Nuno to talk to them.

 

[Boss Hogg]

I don’t think the average footballer would have the intelligence to remember their login and password, let alone be able to read messages or compose responses

 

[VancouverWolf]

I don’t think the average footballer would have the intelligence to remember their login and password, let alone be able to read messages or compose responses

That’s quite a strong statement. May I ask, do you believe what you wrote or are just having fun?
I do know that at least in the Cl and the Pl, the average footballer had enough intelligence to convince someone to pay them huge salaries ......wish I had that ability at that age.

 

[VancouverWolf]

I'd love to read how consistently awesome I'd been.

It's probably about the right time for me to reveal my true identity ...

Rúben, you were told not to do this but your spelling and composition has really improved.
See you at Compton.

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

I'd love to read how consistently awesome I'd been.

It's probably about the right time for me to reveal my true identity ...

With a name like 'Freezin' and the way you post........unmask yourself, Eggert!

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

More likely Gaynor Goodman, Maria Whittaker and Kathy Lloyd

Maria was my favourite.

Top jugs.

Best nipples I've ever seen.

I once had a conversation with her whilst she served me beer in a nightclub guest appearance where she just wore a basque and thong!

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

She was making the guest appearance, not me.

 

[stever]

I once had a conversation with her whilst she served me beer in a nightclub guest appearance where she just wore a basque and thong!

Bloody hell

 

[stever]

Maria was my favourite.

Top jugs.

I had a six foot poster of her on my wall during my puberty years.