De Wolfs Mullet
Has a lot to say
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2005
- Messages
- 1,276
- Reaction score
- 1,188
Arsenal
Very sexy, but very prudish - won't do anything dirty.
Aston Villa
Scrubs up lovely when she puts the effort in.
Blackburn Rovers
Her best days are behind her.
Bolton
Not all that attractive, but very, very dirty.
Chelsea
Posh bird that's had a few facelifts too many.
Everton
Unashamedly flirtatious in front of her neighbour - and is the more popular for it.
Fulham
That girl at the office who's been there for years without anyone really noticing.
Hull City
Hard to tell if this one's a looker or not. Looks good in a certain light - like a man in drag in another.
Liverpool
Slightly flawed girl who hangs around with the popular crowd, insisting she's the best looking.
Man City
Chav who's won the lottery, but still lives in a council house, fitted with satellite TV.
Man Utd
Fit and don't she just know it. Looks down her nose at people though.
Middlesbrough
Back-up - when all viable alternatives aren't available.
Newcastle
Has had potential for years, but still hasn't been able to lose that weight that's been holding her back.
Portsmouth
Cheeky little minx that everyone used to like but is growing a little tiresome -has bad credit rating also.
Stoke
Feisty - but a few drinks are required to say the least.
Sunderland
A bit of a bruiser, but sometimes good looking. A bit like Pink (the singer).
Tottenham
Potentially a looker, but has insecurities and cries a lot - particularly in the company of more attractive women.
West Brom
Slightly tubby girl, but she still makes an effort. She go's down well and often.
West Ham
The village bike.
Wigan
The girl next door who's only recently grabbed your attention.
Wolves.
Gorgeous girl at the top of her game but has been a bit sick recently and not performing for her lover. Thats behind her now and shes back to her best.
Birmingham.
Slut god only knows how she is still looking good.
Reading.
Potentially a stunner but just can't be bothered anymore
Sheffield United.
Lives in a sty wallows in her own $$$$ and produces bacon
Charlton.
Never really looked good and always use to hang around with the pretty girls but now on her way to hang with more her type
Sheffield Wednesday.
Into beastiality only last week she got screwed by a Wolf
Acrington Stanley.
Who's she?
Walsall.
Polish immigrant.
Millwall.
No one likes her, she don't care
Norwich.
Sleeps with her sister Ipswich
Leeds.
Dirty
Brighton.
Lesbian
MK Dons.
New girl on the scene
Aldershot.
Squadies mattress
Notts County.
Always living in the shadow of her more attractive sister.
Nottingham Forest.
Begining to look more like her sister!
Very sexy, but very prudish - won't do anything dirty.
Aston Villa
Scrubs up lovely when she puts the effort in.
Blackburn Rovers
Her best days are behind her.
Bolton
Not all that attractive, but very, very dirty.
Chelsea
Posh bird that's had a few facelifts too many.
Everton
Unashamedly flirtatious in front of her neighbour - and is the more popular for it.
Fulham
That girl at the office who's been there for years without anyone really noticing.
Hull City
Hard to tell if this one's a looker or not. Looks good in a certain light - like a man in drag in another.
Liverpool
Slightly flawed girl who hangs around with the popular crowd, insisting she's the best looking.
Man City
Chav who's won the lottery, but still lives in a council house, fitted with satellite TV.
Man Utd
Fit and don't she just know it. Looks down her nose at people though.
Middlesbrough
Back-up - when all viable alternatives aren't available.
Newcastle
Has had potential for years, but still hasn't been able to lose that weight that's been holding her back.
Portsmouth
Cheeky little minx that everyone used to like but is growing a little tiresome -has bad credit rating also.
Stoke
Feisty - but a few drinks are required to say the least.
Sunderland
A bit of a bruiser, but sometimes good looking. A bit like Pink (the singer).
Tottenham
Potentially a looker, but has insecurities and cries a lot - particularly in the company of more attractive women.
West Brom
Slightly tubby girl, but she still makes an effort. She go's down well and often.
West Ham
The village bike.
Wigan
The girl next door who's only recently grabbed your attention.
Wolves.
Gorgeous girl at the top of her game but has been a bit sick recently and not performing for her lover. Thats behind her now and shes back to her best.
Birmingham.
Slut god only knows how she is still looking good.
Reading.
Potentially a stunner but just can't be bothered anymore
Sheffield United.
Lives in a sty wallows in her own $$$$ and produces bacon
Charlton.
Never really looked good and always use to hang around with the pretty girls but now on her way to hang with more her type
Sheffield Wednesday.
Into beastiality only last week she got screwed by a Wolf
Acrington Stanley.
Who's she?
Walsall.
Polish immigrant.
Millwall.
No one likes her, she don't care
Norwich.
Sleeps with her sister Ipswich
Leeds.
Dirty
Brighton.
Lesbian
MK Dons.
New girl on the scene
Aldershot.
Squadies mattress
Notts County.
Always living in the shadow of her more attractive sister.
Nottingham Forest.
Begining to look more like her sister!
