Gary O'Neil's dinner 27/09/2023

[welshy]

We have not had a GON thread in a few hours.

So what do we all think GON had for dinner today?

I'm going for bangers and mash.

MODs - shame on you if you close this thread, many on here needs closing/merging.

 

[StaffordWolf]

Won't be humble pie.

 

[Supadavewolf]

I'm guessing it wasn't Humble Pie.

 

[OLDGOLD]

Humble pie....?

 

[WWFC4EVA]

I bet he had Rocky Roads for dessert!!!

 

[old wittonian]

Dog food.

 

[groundhogwolf]

Probably can’t make his mind up.

 

[Supadavewolf]

Won't be humble pie.

Beat me to it

 

[OLDGOLD]

The secret of good comedy eh boys!

 

[Boss Hogg]

Hopefully he was served up with a **** sandwich, it’s what he’s served up for us.

 

[ombyman]

Dog food.

I was going to say I assume he made a 'dogs dinner'

 

[SingleMalt]

Whatever he’s eating I reckon he’ll fork it up.

 

[Wolvessince63]

Corned Beef Hash

 

[Surrey Wolf]

Pasta?

 

[WickedWolfie]

We have not had a GON thread in a few hours.

So what do we all think GON had for dinner today?

I'm going for bangers and mash.

MODs - shame on you if you close this thread, many on here needs closing/merging.

Certainly nothing by Brains....

Paxo stuffing at a guess, lol.....

 

[Wolf316]

Well I came into the kitchen right at the start of tea time because the last chef walked out and it was in a right old mess and I haven’t had time to buy my own food or work out how to use the appliances so I’ve burnt my dinner and it’s ruined.

 

[topcat99]

1st half of dinner : lobster followed by a beautiful steak.

2nd half: Eton Mess

 

[WWFC4EVA]

Well I came into the kitchen right at the start of tea time because the last chef walked out and it was in a right old mess and I haven’t had time to buy my own food or work out how to use the appliances so I’ve burnt my dinner and it’s ruined.

...and the previous chef was able to buy his produce from Waitrose, I'm being supplied by Farmfoods!!!

 

[Ponty]

Probably get a nice steak off the grill and inexplicably pick the wrong option and put custard all over it.

 

[Kennedy]

It's not fair to question what GON had for tea.

Tea was in such a bad state before GON arrived we must give him time to prepare tea properly and get the tea into more of a collective mind set.

Tea had become very individual based.

Also tea has lost two of its best ingredients so it's minus £80M tea.

 

[wwbug]

Tripe .

 

[Urko]

He could do with slice of humble pie served by the members of his death cult

 

[Bradstonian]

Probably looking forward to the chop, mish-mash potatoes, an overpriced Swede, and pea-45.

 

[Kingswood Wolf]

I'm actually ITK about this.

Hobbs has invited him and his coaching staff around for dinner. It's a best of British theme.

Leek and potato soup to start with extra thick toastie loaf bread.

Fish and chips for main, British spuds of course. Hobbs wanted cod caught in UK waters but couldn't find any, so had to settle for fish fingers. Gary has asked for alphabety spaghetti too.

Spotted dick for pudding, custard.

All washed down with pints and pints and pints of Carling.

Dinner of championship. Sorry, I mean champions.

 

[Aimless Balls]

He got the first course right and then dinner went off the rails while he just sat there and scribbled “help me” on his notepad for the last hour.

 

[wolfslair]

I don’t know, but what ever it was had an existing issue with the seasoning, and the issue was down to the previous user of the kitchen…… not GO who tried his best to cook in the terrible conditions he was given and used as many of the spices/herbs as he could…. But ultimately the last cook just left him a mess and a kitchen in distress that he is struggling to sort over the last 6 weeks…..

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Probably has cod and chips

 

[WickedWolfie]

I'm actually ITK about this.

Hobbs has invited him and his coaching staff around for dinner. It's a best of British theme.

Leek and potato soup to start with extra thick toastie loaf bread.

Fish and chips for main, British spuds of course. Hobbs wanted cod caught in UK waters but couldn't find any, so had to settle for fish fingers. Gary has asked for alphabety spaghetti too.

Spotted dick for pudding, custard.

All washed down with pints and pints and pints of Carling.

Dinner of championship. Sorry, I mean champions.

Think you left a lot of cabbages out.....

 

[Hanbury_Wolf]

He was really enjoying a meal out after winning a prize to eat at a top restaurant but half way through decided to stop eating and order something completely different. The chefs were baffled and hadn't heard of this new order. They did their best and served him anyway.

It tasted awful and he got food poisoning.

He blamed the people who were sat at his table earlier in the evening

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Think you left a lot of cabbages out.....

Oooo yes who’s going to take a cabbage to the game Saturday lol it’s BRUCEY time

 

[DeWolfMan60]

Hopefully the waiter asked Matt Hobbs what GON was having and he told him 'the CHOP .....

 

[Wall heath Wanderer]

He had a big pile of ****, although it was left over **** from his house' previous tenants and not of his own making. In time he believes that he can make his big pile of **** smell like roses.
It will always be ****

 

[ombyman]

Whatever he’s eating I reckon he’ll fork it up.

what ever the ingredients, he can make a hash of it

 

[Adrian_Monk]

45 peas hopefully

 

[binners]

Pasta?

What pasta caring

 

[JonahWolf]

Special mentions for @Hanbury_Wolf and @Adrian_Monk, very impressive.

Being as many of us have enjoyed scrolling other teams’ fora when they’re having a sticky patch…can’t have been many with this level of derision so early in a manager’s tenure.
Palace under De Boer was probably one, BFS probably gets a few mentions.

 

[Egga]

Dog food.

Won’t be winalot

 

[mac tíre]

I think Splodgenessabounds sang it...

 

[Asthmatic Wolf]

Flat Irony mis-steak and lies, sorry fries

 

[Lupo Italiano]

Certainly nothing Spanish