Cristiano Ronaldo documentary...

[Ned Stark]

...on ITV4.

Pretty good actually, very nicely put together but from our point of view Uncle Jorge features quite a lot. They have a very close relationship, also interesting to see Jorge watching Portugal in the World Cup on the sofa at his extremely stylish home.

 

[Wolf in Kenilworth]

Did he mention house hunting in Gornall?

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Come on now, everybody's been bigging up Perton Ridge and Worfield and you want to put our new guy in Gornal?
He'd never understand a word they're saying.

 

[paulhick]

Gornal is God’s country so he’d fit in well.

 

[Alex Rae The Substitute]

Have to say both Cristiano and Jorge came across as even bigger slime balls than I’d expected on the half an hour or so I caught it that.

That said, keep up the good work in finding us hidden gems Mendes!

 

[WolfLing]

Have to say both Cristiano and Jorge came across as even bigger slime balls than I’d expected on the half an hour or so I caught it that.

That said, keep up the good work in finding us hidden gems Mendes!

Is that not just because we associate that Portuguese perma-tan with someone that's about to try and sweet-talk you into buying a knackered old car for twice its actual value?

 

[wwbug]

Did he mention house hunting in Gornall?

That is classic gold.

 

[Alex Rae The Substitute]

Is that not just because we associate that Portuguese perma-tan with someone that's about to try and sweet-talk you into buying a knackered old car for twice its actual value?

I think it was more that Ronaldo seems a little self-indulgent and Mendes’ swooning over him grated a little. I know he’s his biggest asset, but it was brown nosing of the highest order.

 

[Dundee Wolf]

I think it was more that Ronaldo seems a little self-indulgent and Mendes’ swooning over him grated a little. I know he’s his biggest asset, but it was brown nosing of the highest order.

I watched it a while back and it left me thinking the same. I know Ronaldo’s worth a fortune to him but I could still picture him renting videos out and running a disco. I’ll be eternally grateful for what he’s done for us all the same for now, but leopards not changing their spots and all that.

 

[manky codpiece]

The bloke must be permanently constipated he's so far up his own rectum.
I haven't seen the doc,nor will I, does his "wink wink" get a mention ?

 

[JonahWolf]

I watched it a while back and it left me thinking the same. I know Ronaldo’s worth a fortune to him but I could still picture him renting videos out and running a disco. I’ll be eternally grateful for what he’s done for us all the same for now, but leopards not changing their spots and all that.

If he’s getting 10%, or 5%, of his 400k a week wages, I don’t blame the guy for ass-kissing.

Trousering minimum 20k a week buys an awful lot of brown-nosing.

 

[Dundee Wolf]

If he’s getting 10%, or 5%, of his 400k a week wages, I don’t blame the guy for ass-kissing.

Trousering minimum 20k a week buys an awful lot of brown-nosing.

Totally agree mate. Was an interesting little watch. Could imagine him setting up the Nuno drunk thing having watched that. Just made me smile more than anything.

 

[Benson]

Cristiano Ronaldo ‘agrees’ two-year suspended jail sentence and €18.8m fine over tax evasion case

 

[Deleted member 5910]

I'm sure Joe Bloggs also would have received a suspended sentence for four tax dodging offences.