Caption competition

[Bingbong]

What's Roger thinking/saying?

 

[Jamesjh89]

Ah $$$$ one to many shots last night

 

[Oaky65]

I knew I shouldn't have had that last can of special brew before the game

 

[Tony]

Oh, God! I think I've followed through!

 

[Shergar]

boohoo, naah! it's my captain's armband and nobody's having it!

 

[Tony]

You can put me on another white line now. I've finished this one............

 

[Shergar]

In a desperate bid to give up the booze, Roger Mohammed Ali turned to Islam.

 

[Tony]

I think we are allowing their forwards to penetrate too deep! :embarassed:

 

[sportwolf]

If I bury my head in the sand maybe no-one will notice how **** I've been

 

[Strats]

"Sweet Jesus, my liver"

 

[Ulver]

"Damn screw tops."

 

[Tony]

Does my bum look big in these?

 

[Shergar]

"damn screw tops."

this tickled me.

 

[Tony]

Just let me schleep!!

 

[rogerthedog51]

Lost my beer my dignity and my virginity

 

[bigbluewolf]

I'm sure I just heard the doors of the pub being opened.

 

[Tony]

"you know I take water in my whisky! Where's that bloody sprinkler gone?"

 

[306NOTOUT]

Im sure i can see Australia

 

[Tony]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images.../2012/1/8/1326043128997/Roger-Johnson-005.jpg
Adam Rooney:- "I never touched him ref! What the $$$$s up with him anyway? He's gone down like a dying swan!"

Berra:- "more like a cold turkey, guffaw guffaw!"

 

[wallace]

go on lads abuse me, i deserve it!

 

[OldWolvesfart]

I said clear the pitch I can hear a herd of buffalumps I mean buffalo coming and their almost here - hic.

 

[Ginger Chimp]

He's not saying anything. He's unconscious.

 

[Brandons gramps]

Rooney "Oh no - spilt me pint"

Roger "I'll get it... slurp !"

 

[Sheriff Woody]

"I'd do anything for a drink..............Roger by name, Roger by nature."

 

[Manic88]

He's holding on until the pitch stops spinning

 

[Daytripper]

Don't make me go back to Wolverhampton with that bunch of $$$$ers i'm begging you

 

[Sheriff Woody]

Roger's attempts to disappear up his own $$$$ proved as successful as his ability to prevent the opposition from scoring.

 

[Shergar]

"I'm an impressionist. This is my bike park."

 

[Edgmond Wolf]

Yes I know I am $$$$

If I lie like this I look a complete turd

 

[Boss Hogg]

"I need a bottle in front of me not a frontal lobotomy"

 

[XDevonwolf]

Its MY ball.

 

[Ogerp]

You can even taste Moxey's bull$$$$ down here.