Caption Competition

[Chiswick_Wolf]

 

[derbyrameater]

It`ll make you go blind ref!

 

[Ginger Chimp]

Ref: if you hold it like this you can't actually see the Sun.

KH: Oh $$$$ off Mike. Stop $$$$ing about.

 

[PabloWolfo]

KH: Gooooo Compaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!

 

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KH:
Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o Principessa,
Nella tua fredda stanza
guardi le stelle che tremano
d‚amore e di speranza!

Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me,
il nome mio nessun sapra!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo diro,
quando la luce splendera!
Ed il mio bacio sciogliera
il silenzio che ti fa mia!

ll nome suo nessun sapra
E noi dovrem, ahime! Morir! Morir!

Dilegua, o notte! Tramontate, stelle!
Tramontate, stelle! All‚alba vincero!
Vincero! Vincero!

 

[Chiswick_Wolf]

KH:
Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o Principessa,
Nella tua fredda stanza
guardi le stelle che tremano
d‚amore e di speranza!

Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me,
il nome mio nessun sapra!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo diro,
quando la luce splendera!
Ed il mio bacio sciogliera
il silenzio che ti fa mia!

ll nome suo nessun sapra
E noi dovrem, ahime! Morir! Morir!

Dilegua, o notte! Tramontate, stelle!
Tramontate, stelle! All‚alba vincero!
Vincero! Vincero!

Great minds. This is EXACTLY what I was going to put! (in fact just the last line - but wasn't sure if people would know without the rest of it!)

"After the game, Joey Barton rewarded referee Mike Dean handsomely for stamping on Karl Henry's bad toe"

 

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Great minds. This is EXACTLY what I was going to put! (in fact just the last line - but wasn't sure if people would know without the rest of it!)

Exactly why I went the whole hog and put the entire song in

 

[UNCLE REMUS]

Ya gorra be joking Mike! How much?

 

[Big Saft Kid]

Sorry, I only accept Pounds Sterling... WTF is this?!

 

[Oaky65]

It looks red from here Karl !

**** off Ref it's yellow !

 

[GY Wolf]

..

 

[OldWolvesfart]

Shiiit I left my hairpiece in the changing room.

 

[Hrothgar]

Do you reckon this colour wig would suit me then lads?

 

[BlakemoreWolf]

KH: oh yes fletch right there son where it hurts!

 

[Bahama Wolf]

JO'H - Ref, how the hell did u know Danielle wears yellow ones?!!!

Ref: She must have been wearing your shorts last night, just found it n the pitch..

 

[Very Proud (AKA Still Proud)]

Ref: errrr. A, D, F, I ermm is that a Q or O? W, erm U.... struggling now

KH: Should have gone to Spec Savers

 

[singwolf_1]

Ref: "Really? You mean I should hold it up like this?"
KH: "C'mon ref, don't they teach you anything at Ref school?"

 

[FLEET WOLF]

Ref: I know Nolan is a $$$$, but I am only giving him a red!

 

[FLEET WOLF]

Sorry, I meant I am only giving him a yellow!

 

[Tekkers-Slovakia]

Henry: $$$$! I left the cooker on!