Are you...ManScaped?

[wesley]

Manscaped unveiled as Wolves’ first Official Male Grooming Partner

...game's gone.

 

[Guzeppi]

Yes. The way it should be in 2020



Hint: It gets rid of the grey, where it matters.

 

[rincewind]

It's the sort of thing that would have made you the target of jokes and sarcasm for years when I was younger (if not worse). Can't imagine it going down well at Round Oak where my dad worked!Nowadays it seems fairly acceptable and its not doing anyone any harm.

 

[Derbywolf85]

My mate uses this stuff - Says it's nuts how well it shaves.

 

[Rangiora Wolf]

God we need another transfer to break the boredom!!!

 

[crocos]

"... below-the-waist grooming products" ... you what?? God I feel old reading this!

 

[Chisels_n_ommers]

Times are hard, so for the time being I'll live with the odd chufftag and winnit and keep mi doe in mi pocket.

 

[clivewolves]

Keep the money rolling in.

 

[sedgwolf1980]

Anything that gives you that extra bit of perceived length is all good.

 

[Dubwolf71]

Can't get Manscraped out of my head now.

Only 20% off? Should be 50% for season ticket holders and at least 60% for ASTS.

 

[MrwulfAndrew]

Can't get Manscraped out of my head now.

Only 20% off? Should be 50% for season ticket holders and at least 60% for ASTS.

Free for the chorley heros

 

[Boss Hogg]

There’s a whole generation of youngsters growing up who will think that VJ Day is that annual celebration to get your lady parts festooned with crystals.

 

[Downing Streete]

I prefer to keep mine in its current 'Nuno's beard' state in honour of the great man!

 

[Jack Russell]

Are you...ManScaped?

Not at those prices!

 

[Leominster_Wolf]

I can never forget being told to check the reviews of Veet for men on amazon. very funny

Check out this Amazon review of Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .

Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .

www.amazon.co.uk

 

[xbomber]

"... below-the-waist grooming products" ... you what?? God I feel old reading this!

Must be soap for your feet I'm guessing. Posh footsoap that I'll bet immediately disintegrates sock lint.

What's the issue?

 

[topcat99]

I’m buying. Below the waist grooming will be great. I’m having a foot operation next week and I need to tidy up my toes before the plaster cast gets fitted

 

[Bill S Preston Esq.]

Manscaped unveiled as Wolves’ first Official Male Grooming Partner

...game's gone.

This could be too much for some posters on here lol.

 

[LoneWolf49]

They're ad came up prior to a YouTube vid a while back, had me in stitches.

Not sure if this a good thing or not haha.

Link thing on here isn't working, but it was the one for the crop preserver.

 

[quirky_birky]

Following the signings of Matheson and Silva, with their flowing locks, I thought L'Oréal might be a better fit.

£35m? Because he's worth it!

 

[CodsallWolf]

Sounds like the name of a male dating App.....which, for the benefit the politically correct enforcement brigade on this forum - I would have no issue with whatsoever - so don’t start.

 

[WickedWolfie]

"... below-the-waist grooming products" ... you what?? God I feel old reading this!

You and me both...

 

[clivewolves]

You've got to hand it to Jeff Shi. When it comes to new signings he's front and centre. When it comes to shaving your balls he delegates to some underling. Well done Jeff, nicely played.

 

[WickedWolfie]

I’m buying. Below the waist grooming will be great. I’m having a foot operation next week and I need to tidy up my toes before the plaster cast gets fitted

Not that far below the waist, lol.... Anyway, you being a farmer l thought that you'd just use the combine harvester or hedge shearer..

The new woman might appreciate the grooming though (can you just imagine the average officer's mess comment re this product)...

 

[Boss Hogg]

I’m buying. Below the waist grooming will be great. I’m having a foot operation next week and I need to tidy up my toes before the plaster cast gets fitted

 

[thetwistedsock]

Be one of the pack with a back, sack and crack.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

I'm 52 now and sadly more chainsaw than dainty clippers...

 

[The Clock]

Anyone know if the Crop mop ball wipes are antiviral?
Is that what they use during the games?

 

[WolfLing]

I'm still a sconner, so don't have to worry about that sort of thing.

 

[wwbug]

Great news .
If our supporters are regarded as a target for Manscape that says a lot about our future.
And one day perhaps someone will recognise there are women in the stands as well as young men.
I loved the days of beer and bicycles , Bovril and pipe smoke But I love these days too.

 

[Greeno]

Free for the chorley heros

No business can afford to just give 100,000 of it's products away, though.

 

[Leominster_Wolf]

I'm still a sconner

do the yoof still use that phrase?

 

[Wonder Boyo]

It's bad enough with Spiers advertising Manscaping on the Molineux View podcast. I cringe for him every time I hear it. I bet when Spiers made the switch for a better job he never thought he'd find himself talking about shaving balls to the Wolves fans up and down the country. I hope they're paying him well.

Don't mind them partnering with it but don't want players like John Ruddy speaking about how you can be as smooth below the belt as he is above the belt.

 

[Deleted member 11157]

I'm currently non-binary so welcome such a product. In my gritty past it was always a zippo and tub of margerine to soothe. No rest for the wicked eh ..

 

[Deleted member 5910]

As long as we don't get a lecture on toxic masculinity with it, then I don't see an issue. #thebestamancanbe

 

[WolfLing]

do the yoof still use that phrase?

Not at all. Older or younger generations don't seem to know it. I'm guessing you're in the 35-45 demographic?

 

[WickedWolfie]

I'm still a sconner, so don't have to worry about that sort of thing.

I had to Google that (l'm mid-50s)...

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

 

[colwall wolf]

Great to see the club trying to maximise revenue for FFP purposes

 

[Tefal]

Because you're worth it............

 

[Deleted member 11157]

I draw the line at anal bleaching. Vile practice.