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With speculation, reports and the loosest of links doing the rounds this summer, Goal.com looks at the potential deals we may - or may not - be seeing in the Premier League More...

Given that the wearing of replica shirts is an abomination of the highest order in the fashion stakes what's your own terrace fashion nightmare. I have to confess to Burgundy leather, stanley, bleached stretch jeans, kios and leg warmers, topped with a deerstalker. There you go mine's exposed.

1. A friend told me that Moxey was married to Connors sister. I told him I would find that odd given Moxeys wife is American. 2. Another one has told me that Connor is actually seeing Moxeys sister. Not able to refute that one yet - anyone help me?

Jamie Redknapp said Wolves defender Ronald Zubar let his manager down against Man Utd. More...

As a special treat, we have a guide to how each club will fare this season, while Joey Barton acts like a nugget on Twitter (again) as Alex McLeish endears himself to Villa fans More...

Not content with scaring off the team's best ever manager, he's also sacked the second best, while Emmanuel Adebayor does his Mark Viduka impression and Arsenal move for a nobody More...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/15/glenn-hoddle-apologises-sky-sports What's wrong with that? It's just playing games with made up names. We won't be allowed to make any jokes soon for fear of offending someone, some country, some animal or vegetable.

Yorkshireman hails his squad's character in face of adversity More...

I'm not saying they should, because it's their wages they can do what they want with it - but just imagine, one week of the year, every player the Premiership to donate their wages to charity. Taking into account the amount these players earn, surely we're talking tens of millions! I'm sure...

Whilst watching cbeebies with my son this morning i heard some names for boys that really made me chuckle, there are some very cruel parents out there IMO: Carter Dakota Memphis Anyone else heard any other beauties?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm As funny as it is WTF has the law gone to go into anyones bedroom for ?

Just found out that the Russian FA want to charge england fans £80 a piece for the game in Moscow in October! Happily the FA have told them to do one and go and have a rethink.. cant see it dropping to less than £50 though

http://www.ccfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/ClubNewsDetail/0,,10269~966391,00.html Even Moxey wouldnt come out with something as long winded and pointless as this!!!!

Some you've seen, some you've not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huCJVKvse5o&search=cantona%20miss

Ballack confirmed.. Shevchenko and Tevez signings looking more likely! Hope Essien and Drogba have got their bench sitting postures perfected - C*NTS! Its rotten to the core I say, I'd laugh if that simple looking oil thief got locked up!