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Very good indeed

Have you been on the fortune cookies? :p

They could, but they wont. Much to my disappointment too. Just an idea to at least know what's going on during a VAR check stoppage rather than sitting there twiddling fingers.

They could sell earphones on the same frequency the officials use. A bit like the ones they have at cricket for the commentary

I can never understand the logic of these statements, not having a go at you Skrilla. Surely giving a points deduction to a team that is in danger of the drop anyway makes it more likely that team will be relegated and the team / company will struggle to survive. It's akin to HMRC fining...

That took Deep Thought!

I find it reassuring to know that our revered law enforcement have the resources to deal with national security, drug gangs, knife and gun crime, serious violent crime, house burglaries, car theft, along with all the horrendous crimes perpetrated by motorists to still have time to pop along and...

Moutinho won't know if he's coming or going!

I can't be 100% but looks like the bloke who got out the Bentley and walked round the back of the SB. The one on the far left not the old geezer in the window! Pretty sure is was 1 TSV too.

A Bentley limo pulled up back of the South Bank around 1pm with a suited chap getting out and walking round the back of the South Bank. Registration was "1 TSV". Been trying to look for agents or anything to do with these initials. Only thing I can find is TSV 1860 Munich. Might just be a posh...

She's not interested in football. I just get back and give her a damn good listening to for an hour or so!

Don't know about that, but his last name is the same spelt backwards as forwards. There must be a name for such words.

I had a similar experience. I asked the tattooist to have "Wolverhampton Wanderers" tattooed on my todger. He took one look and asked if I could support Hull City instead.

This is from a really reputable source. Looks like both Adama and Ruben could be off,!! https://socceronsunday.com/article/psg-launch-48-billion-bid-for-every-remaining-player-in-the-world/

HaPpy birthday young lady.

Don't know how Coote can justifiably referee again this season! Shocking few weeks.

I'm sure they'll offer the same position to someone much more impartial eventually. Gabby Agbonlahor perhaps?

I don't think he flew. My mates cousin saw him pull up at Compton in his 2CV last night.

Don't knock Columbo... Oh, and one more thing.....