Recent content by Sheriff Woody

I like Port Vale.

We’re better than them but seeing as that has never made a blind bit of difference in this godforsaken derby game I’m absolutely bricking it. All logic says we should win; however I’m that used to disappointment against them I can’t see anything other than us making a complete *********** if...

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Donation sent through. Thanks for setting this up Arctic.

This is desperately sad news. I randomly met Jonzy54 on Porthminster Beach in St. Ives a few years back, just after we beat Newcastle in that Chinese Cup competition. ‘What a team’ were his first words to me and we had a chat about all things Wolves whilst my kids did everything they could do...

He went to London so I’m sure scagheads shooting up in the street won’t be unusual for him. People smacked off their tits on Monkey Dust is much more Stoke.

Silly ****er.

**** knows.

For a lot of the game we were alright. Palace were okay but nothing to worry about. Tippy tappy, the moment it gets anywhere near the opposition box and totally lacking any killer instinct, in fact the only instinct we had was to slow everything down so Palace had about 8 in defence. We are...

Absolutely thick as ****.

Big win for the Vale away at Oxford. Absolutely flying after that opening day spanking against Barnsley.

Roughly translated. ‘Matheus was an utter **** with the way he downed tools; however we thought when we signed him he was going to be dead good but he was a bit crap really and we’ve done dead well to make a profit and get all the wedge paid up front. Getting that snake off the books means...

Graham Turner bought those three.

……… and another thing, that brown polo neck was a sackable offence on its own.

I think appointing Gary O’Neill would speak volumes about the competence of Jeff Shi and his team. A whole world of highly qualified coaches and the rumour is a bloke who has less than a season’s experience as a stop gap. This is less than 12 months since they tried to do the same thing with...