Rumours from the pub

[1972 i began]

Strange. I heard it was Dan Druff from Ayr.

Some Ayr fan told me it’s.
Needa Trim.

 

[MattH]

Barber heard Toti is off, teams want him to cover centre back and full back. Shame as it would leave us short back and sides.

 

[Bostin]

Thank **** I’ve just figured out how to turn off notifications for this thread.

 

[Madmalc]

I heard the whole squad has changed stylist the last one had us looking thin up top for the last 3 years.

 

[VancouverWolf]

Some of these jokes are bad…….it’s like we’re being punished.

 

[Supadavewolf]

It's the razor-sharp wit that gets me...

 

[Golden Arrow]

Some of these jokes are bad…….it’s like we’re being punished.

I agree. Whoever started it should be shot with a blunderbuss of his own **** !

 

[Achilles Last Stand]

A lot of hair raising stuff in this thread

 

[VancouverWolf]

A lot of hair raising stuff in this thread

Yes but just for today……hair today, gone tomorrow

 

[WWFC4EVA]

I hope our recruitment staff COMB the land for the best possible signings, and when they do, I hope said players hit the ground running and don't FADE into obscurity!
If they end up getting the signings wrong, it could drive a WEDGE between the club and its fan base!!!
I've heard many say we need a new keeper, maybe one in the style of Buffon would be good!!!... a bit of creative licence involved with the last one!!! Lol

 

[lobodelsur]

Glad he's staying. He's head and shoulders above our other defenders.

Well, he does keep himself in trim.

 

[Daveyboy]

Worst thread ever

 

[kidder_wolf_II]

Worst thread ever

Won’t be long until this dreadlocks

Sorry I mean threads locked

 

[Ginger Chimp]

We should lock the thread and start again. It’s lost it’s way.

Sadly.

 

[Wolf 82]

Worst thread ever

Nah.. Fred West surely?

 

[jrpb-3]

We should lock the thread and start again. It’s lost it’s way.

Sadly.

Bring back the European cup thread
That’s what I say

 

[SmokeyGB]

This thread started off so well...
Drunken barbers talk now.

 

[IANWILSON]

I'll dye when this threads ends.

 

[Golden Oldie]

I'll dye when this threads ends.

And I still won't have cottoned on ...

 

[stevev53]

The most pathetic thread ever on here

 

[VancouverWolf]

The most pathetic thread ever on here

Disagree…..much better than the damn Villa or West Brom threads.

 

[Arcadius]

Hair related footballers? Hairy Kane!

 

[glorybox]

Hair related footballers? Hairy Kane!

No idea but I know Moutinho must use this

 

[Loojay]

An actual rumour, I just had breakfast sitting next to what looked like Matt Hobbs and his wife. Given I thought he was in Portugal I was surprised. Didn't talk about football but I can confirm he has brown sauce on his Staffordshire Oatcakes

 

[sc91]

The most pathetic thread ever on here

Now now, don't lose your hair over it.

 

[sc91]

An actual rumour, I just had breakfast sitting next to what looked like Matt Hobbs and his wife. Given I thought he was in Portugal I was surprised. Didn't talk about football but I can confirm he has brown sauce on his Staffordshire Oatcakes

Concerning, disgusting choice of food, I'm beginning to lose the faith now.

 

[Slothmonkey]

Concerning, disgusting choice of food, I'm beginning to lose the faith now.

Nothing wrong with an oatcake. Bacon,cheese and mushroom. Proper sets you up. Even better is Aldi sell povey's, so no need to set foot in Stoke.

 

[SuperGran]

An actual rumour, I just had breakfast sitting next to what looked like Matt Hobbs and his wife. Given I thought he was in Portugal I was surprised. Didn't talk about football but I can confirm he has brown sauce on his Staffordshire Oatcakes

What was he doing in your dining room?

 

[tonto]

What was he doing in your dining room?

Having his breakfast, keep up

 

[Wolf In Essex]

Funny thread this, I am merkin the most of it !!

 

[Berlin Wolf]

Just seen a rumour on facebook, that Liverpool are after Lemina to replace Jordon Henderson.

 

[Oh When the Wolves]

Just seen a rumour on facebook, that Liverpool are after Lemina to replace Jordon Henderson.

Probably worth 20-30m to us right now

 

[Hsvwolf]

The most pathetic thread ever on here

Take a seat and Chill ……. “ Have you been away yet ?”

 

[MattH]

An actual rumour, I just had breakfast sitting next to what looked like Matt Hobbs and his wife. Given I thought he was in Portugal I was surprised. Didn't talk about football but I can confirm he has brown sauce on his Staffordshire Oatcakes

Only cheese? Lightweight breakfast choice.

 

[Loojay]

Only cheese? Lightweight breakfast choice.

Cheese and sausage

 

[Bill S Preston Esq.]

We should lock the thread and start again. It’s lost it’s way.

Sadly.

Let's cut our losses eh.

 

[Bradstonian]

The most pathetic thread ever on here

Keep your hair on! No need for such cutting remarks. Are you the forum police, con-stubble?

 

[waveney wolf]

Cream of the crop so I've heard

And a snip

 

[Perton Wolf]

Not a pub rumour, more reliable than that but Shi has been over to China since last season ended to meet FOSUN's topbrass (including Guo) and plead for more investment, knowing he's effectively out of a job if we go down, only for him to be told that there is no more cash forthcoming.

There's American interest in the club but FOSUN have no intention of selling. No idea why, would make sense for them to maximize their investment and sell now as I can't see the club's valuation increasing while its deprived of further investment, but that's the current situation.

FFP issues were real but Neves and Collins going has really helped, alongside Moutinho, Adama and Costa's wages off the wage bill (+ soon to be Raul).

If we don't spend much from this point onwards and continue to miss out on players like Retegui then that's on FOSUN rather than FFP restrictions.

 

[Oh When the Wolves]

Not a pub rumour, more reliable than that but Shi has been over to China since last season ended to meet FOSUN's topbrass (including Guo) and plead for more investment, knowing he's effectively out of a job if we go down, only for him to be told that there is no more cash forthcoming.

There's American interest in the club but FOSUN have no intention of selling. No idea why, would make sense for them to maximize their investment and sell now as I can't see the club's valuation increasing while its deprived of further investment, but that's the current situation.

FFP issues were real but Neves and Collins going has really helped, alongside Moutinho, Adama and Costa's wages off the wage bill (+ soon to be Raul).

If we don't spend much from this point onwards and continue to miss out on players like Retegui then that's on FOSUN rather than FFP restrictions.

Doesn’t make sense that they don’t want to sell it to be honest

As ever, probably complete BS as no one seems to have a clue what’s going on