Huge of Sharjah
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Week 30 - The cursed unusually large damp spot on the trouser Fixtures, April 30th-May 1st:
Newcastle 1~2 Liverpool Aston Villa 1~0 Norwich Southampton 1~1 Crystal Palace Watford 1~1 Burnley Wolves 1~0 Brighton Leeds 1~2 Man City Bristol City 1~1 Hull Hoffenheim 1~2 Freiburg Everton 0~2* Chelsea Tottenham 2~1 Leicester West Ham 1~2 Arsenal Rayo Vallecano 1~1* Real Sociedad Bordeaux 0~2* Nice Marseille 2~1 Lyon Empoli 1~1 Torino
Four weeks left. When the going gets tough, the tough get predicting. Remember your asterisks and good luck.
Points means prizes, instant fame, unwarranted attention from strange people and a possible police investigation regarding those two rather young (especially for your age) untethered persons (keeping it gender neutral here) who kept referring to you as 'Bouncy' on various social media platforms. And that's only the beginning.
Mid-table mediocrity however enables one to live an relatively measured and relaxed life, popping out to M&S whenever it suits sir (or madam) and (without fear of being accosted with the grubby hands of the great unwashed) perusing their vast array of award-winning own brand/label products and their splendidly firm fresh fruit & vegetables, whenever it takes your fancy. Young admirers will not be flinging themselves at your feet asking for your valued opinion on a variety of topics. Days will drift by. The earth will rotate. And stuff will happen, but just not to you.
So, don't forget your asterisks, they're very important if you want to be a god.
Mowtown.