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Garth Crooks' Random Collection of Players of the Week

Discussion in 'Molineux Mix' started by Forza Wolves, Sep 2, 2018.

  1. Forza Wolves

    Forza Wolves Groupie

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    I am convinced this man has an agenda against the Wolves. An absolute clown
     
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  3. Akaman

    Akaman Just doesn't shut up

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    He's a complete ********, not much more needs to be said
     
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  5. E is for idiot.

    E is for idiot. Just doesn't shut up

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    I ****ing can't stand the *****. He talks ****.
     
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  6. Derby Wolf

    Derby Wolf Just doesn't shut up

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    Wah wah wah.

    No nothing pundit proves he knows nothing.

    Why recognise his little column/team of a week from somebody so clearly clueless?

    Its like a scientist giving credence to articles by anti-vaxxers.
     
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    Garth ****ing Crooks. Football’s Diane Abbott.
    What a waste of a thread.
     
  8. Mile End Wanderer

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    He’s always been the same clueless
     
  9. Yeltzwolf

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    A perfect description
     
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    Errm....! :fearscream:
     
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    As my dad would say, you can write what he knows about football on a stamp, and still have room for the queen's head.
     
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    He’s right. It would have been a different result had Patricio not been there. West Ham would have scored twice.

    However for balance, you need to remove the Hammers goalkeepers contribution.

    Having done that, the score would have been 5-2 Wolves.

    Crooks is a moron.
     
  13. we8wba

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    Do you think crooks watches all ten games?

    Get real, motd highlights alone make it look even game exactly what it was
     
  14. The Wolf Of Wombourne

    The Wolf Of Wombourne Senior Member

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    I've never met any football supporter who respects the opinion of Gareth Crooks and that says it all.
     
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    I genuinely find it amazing he’s still in a job. Every football fan in the country thinks he’s a moron.
     
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    If he wasn’t Black there would be no way he’d still be employed. He’s so boring & generally doesn’t have a clue.
     
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    Well for balance Cascarino has Patricio and Moutinho in his team of the week.
     
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    Well for the money he gets paid by the taxpayers he bloody well should watch all 10 games before commenting.
     
  19. WarstonesWolf

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    Looking at it from another angle every week we have a player in the team of the week not bad for a newly promoted team
     
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    He is a complete and utter clown.
     
  21. Edgmond Wolf

    Edgmond Wolf MolMix Poster of the Season Runner Up 2011-2012

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    This in Spades

    His head is round we could kick it like a football
     
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    Wasn't he given an O.B.E in January. It can't have been for football knowledge though as I'm sure he tipped James Morrison from the baggies to be an England player despite him being Scottish.
     
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    Born in stoke, played for Stoke and west brom.

    There's a possibility of personal bias but I think it's more "don't assume maliciousness that which can be explained by incompetence".

    Crooks is a good barometer for what the football proletariat is thinking though
     
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    Hes right !
     
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    Love it :D
     
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    The guy's got a midfield three of Marcus Alonso, Raheem Sterling and Eden Hazard ffs.

    I think that demonstrates how much of a cretin he is.
     
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    "He's Finnish." "He's not, he's only 28!"
     
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    As legendary for his buffoonery as he is, Crooks' comments aren't too bad this week, if not ignorant of Fabianski making two very important saves as well. His analysis of a game I think we just about edged in the end makes it seem like Wet Spam deserved to win.
     
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    Really? There's plenty of clueless white pundits still in tv/media jobs
     
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    In the pundit world there are more bad ones than good ones.

    It’s the indecipherable ones that I really take issue with
     
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    As an aside, at this rate Rui would make the team of the season...on the assumption they don't attempt to shoe-horn in a top 6 keeper of course.
     
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    As I keep saying on here, Crooks is a Clayhead, so by definition, he is unlikely to think much of us!!
     
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    But I find Crooks the 2nd worse ever, probably only to Peter Schmeichel.
     
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    Keown can **** off too.
     
  35. Jim Bowen

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    I don't care what any of them say as they are all charlatans in my view, trying to convince the people that chatting football is some kind of art form. Crooks is the funniest though, his overly serious manner for some reason just cracks me up. Always worth bringing out this nodding masterclass from the great man:

    Match of the Day on Twitter

    If nothing else you can learn from Garth here how to look interested in what someone is telling you when they are incredibly boring, so you don't hurt their feelings. The long slow nod to start off with then speed it up a bit when you are willing them to just shut the **** up and if that fails, the manic nod to make them think you're having a seizure and need putting in the recovery position.
     
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    Always detested the guy since the 1981 F.A cup semi-final against spurs at Highbury. Remember him and John Richards squaring up on the way off at half time . I think JR landed a right hander :). My hero ;):):)
     
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    Adebayor was desperate when he was a World Cup pundit
     
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    What I don’t understand is we hardly dominated a poor West Ham side

    It was two poor sides on performance

    We got the win which I’m more impressed whilst being off our best
     
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    Wasnt it Alex Ferguson who said that the sign of a good team is when it wins despite not playing well?
     
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    Quite agreed

    Said different thread much rather this than the previous oh we were plucky and deserved more from the game
     

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