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Football Comment Comedy Zingers

Discussion in 'Molineux Mix' started by Guzeppi, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. Guzeppi

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    I like to read comments on online sites.
    You get all sorts, but I'll just concentrate on the zingers.
    Some guys have a magnificent sense of humour, and deserve to be acknowledged for some funny retorts.

    I'll start off with this one from the BBC football news site, in an article about Martial:

    @ No.33 'GrantMC' - might be time for a refresher course in English... It's prima donna, not pre Madonna!
     
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    From Villa Talk:

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    Spurs are 5 mill short of buying jack's left leg.
     
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    There was a Villa fan on twitter last week saying they could raise £9 million by selling Terry and Snodgrass:D
     
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    “Careful what you wish for”

    Mol Mix - summer 2016
     
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    “I’d bite your hand off if you offered me 6th place”

    Mol Mix - August 2017
     
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    Not exactly what I had in mind when I started this thread, but of course, it's Brightside!
     
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    ;)
     
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    He’d probably bite your hand off anyway
     
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    Re: Opening Day: Bournemouth away. PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES

    [​IMG] Originally Posted by Michael Morris [​IMG]
    It was a guess. The rest of the 'leaked' fixtures were wrong.

    A broken clock is right twice a day, they were likely to get something right.
    Confucius says "Man with watch always knows time. Man with two watches is never sure"
     
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    Wolfman jack said:↑
    Mods - this is approaching personal abuse and bullying. He’s entitled to post his opinion.
    He hasn't posted on here, it's a twitter post, we don't moderate twitter :)
     
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    Jeff Stelling: "Players at X Club have complained that training isn't intense enough. Did you ever do that Tiss?"
    Matt Le Tissier: "We usually trained out on the training pitches Jeff, not in tents"
     
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    Barry Fry

    “In the first half we played like Juventus, in the second we played like Fray Bentos”
     
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    Readers letter in a newspaper in the 60's: " If Georgie Best is so good, why isn't he in the England team?" :)
     
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