Will Jorge Mendes Pull us a few Rabbits Out of his Hat?

[Jay Jay de Wolf]

As Jorge Mendes does have this special connection and relationship with our club. With his GestiFute company link with Fosun International..
Will Mendes do his magic again by coming to his good friend Nuno's aid? By pulling a few rabbits / clients out of his hat..
Before this summer transfer window deadline ends? As he has done for us so well in the past few seasons.

 

[johnnybetchas]

As Jorge Mendes does have this special connection and relationship with our club. With his GestiFute company link with Fosun International..
Will Mendes do his magic again by coming to his good friend Nuno's aid? By pulling a few rabbits / clients out of his hat..
Before this summer transfer window deadline ends? As he has done for us so well in the past few seasons.

Yeah - Bugs Bunny saying whats up Doc !!

 

[Stourport wolf]

Yes he will.

 

[moseleyite]

I don't know and I feel underrepresented in the options you have provided

 

[Hoganstolemywife]

One imagines the low Doherty fee shall find it's correlative in the next Mendes signing we acquire.
Everything is relative after all. Well, hope/imagine anyway!

 

[JohnB]

Some of his clients according to transfermarkt.

 

[moseleyite]

One imagines the low Doherty fee shall find it's correlative in the next Mendes signing we acquire.
Everything is relative after all. Well, hope/imagine anyway!

I think that's the thing about the fee... I've repeatedly said I feel Spurs got good value but we've had some proper bargains in the last 2-3 years and we can only hope that continues

 

[Nige100]

He better had do so as at the moment were paper thin at WB and an injury or 2 away from a team that will struggle for mid table.

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

Maybe Mendes‘ team have their work cut out at the moment so it might slow down any transfer with Wolves ; I’d imagine James Rodrigùez is taking up some of his time.

 

[Jay Jay de Wolf]

Uncle Jorge we want some more" Mendes Magic" Like the Joao Moutinho bargain buy which you got sign sealed delivered for us
hetimes.co.uk/article/moutinho-set-to-become-latest-mendes-client-to-join-wolves-lgh0xq0zq

 

[Hoganstolemywife]

Some of his clients according to transfermarkt.

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Id take them tbf

 

[JOSWolf]

He simply has to and imminently.

 

[Golden Arrow]

I don't know if its the Covid thing or what, but I don't care if we've got 19 or 9 to start the season. The whole transfer roller coaster seems to go on forever these days and has become a tad tiring.

Doc out, MGW out, Jonny injured. Who knows if Mr Mendes will deliver or not.
What I do know is I'm off for a pint !

 

[Wolf316]

Maybe Mendes‘ team have their work cut out at the moment so it might slow down any transfer with Wolves ; I’d imagine James Rodrigùez is taking up some of his time.

He had time to sort out Doc moving to Spurs.

 

[Jay Jay de Wolf]

Don't forget Jose Mourinho and Nuno are Mendes clients.. So Doc's move may become a chain reaction of others to come?
We'll soon see in the coming week

 

[Sheriff Woody]

No, he's given up on us. We're never signing anybody else ever again.

Laurie Dalrymple sodded off to some rugby thing and no longer buys the fans pints.

Kevin Thelwell has spent most of lockdown perfecting his New York accent by shouting 'Hey Tony, **** you' to any passers by at the top of his voice.

Jonny's leg has fallen off. A deliberate act of self mutilation. I think he might have Munchausen's.

Doherty was forced out by Jeff and Jorge, Nuno didn't have a say but he's not really ***** anyway.

Nuno is refusing to sign his contract.

Willy Boly too.

Serge Aurier refused to join us because we're not big enough for him to showcase his talents.

Ainsley Maitland-Wotsit loves Arsenal and not us.

Ruben Neves and his missus are having another baby so he won't have time to play glorious pinpoint 60 yards passes. Plus we'll probably sell him to Sheffield United for £6.20.

Diogo Jota's and his partner are also sprog farming, he won't have the energy to run onto any of those passes, plus he only does 25% of the time or when he's lucky enough to shin one in. I expect we'll sell him to Arsenal for £4.25 and a half eaten bag of Minstrels.

Daniel Podence has proposed to his missus so he'll be too busy reigning in Bridezilla and worrying about seating plans or trying to book a DJ. We'll probably flog him to Everton for a pan of Scouse and some spare 1989 Ford Orion alloy wheels anyway.

Jimenez's missus has already dropped her sprog which coincided with him missing a penalty so his heads gone already along with any talent he did have. He's probably sulking about not going to Juve/Manchester United/Anybody else that may have pipped us to a European spot. Don't worry Raul I hear Burnley are after you but Chris Wood has turned us down again so I'm not sure it's going to happen for you lad.

Tim Spiers has ****ed off on holiday so there's nobody in the Twitterverse to break transfer news/deny all rumours no matter what the truth is.

Robert Plant has launched his new Scooch tribute band and will be playing live to nobody at half time because we're never getting back into the stadium Fosun are refusing to rebuild.

Jeff Shi is regretting trying to suggest we have a light blue away kit by trying to colour the white one proposed by Adidas in using Microsoft Paint. Nobody worry though because we've got Jako lined up to make next years.

The Chinese Government have told Fosun to stop ****ing about with English football teams because that floppy haired ignoramus who calls himself Prime Minister told Huawei to **** off as soon as the cheque from his brown envelope cleared.

All the important people have knobbed off to Zurich to nurture some Grasshoppers leaving Jeff to do it all on his lonesome but he's too busy playing Candy Crush to notice that he's the only one logged into Microsoft Teams.

I think that's it.

We're ****ing doomed. Doomed I tell ya.

 

[Jay Jay de Wolf]

Almost 3 /4 of the some members so far on this poll are optimistic about Mendes pulling something off for WWFC.

So the minority on here are pessimistic and seems to me posting more negative posts than others posting positive ones!

WHY on earth be like this? At our great and successful football club in recent times?

 

[Greeno]

Was that Rabbits, or Right Backs?

 

[Phitsanulok (Poole) Wolf]

Why they'd ruin the pitch.

 

[Stoichkov]

Don't forget Jose Mourinho and Nuno are Mendes clients.. So Doc's move may become a chain reaction of others to come?
We'll soon see in the coming week

Definite favour to Mourinho. Hopefully Mendes owes Fosun one or two now - maybe Dias at a reduced price

 

[S G Wolves]

No, he's given up on us. We're never signing anybody else ever again.

Laurie Dalrymple sodded off to some rugby thing and no longer buys the fans pints.

Kevin Thelwell has spent most of lockdown perfecting his New York accent by shouting 'Hey Tony, **** you' to any passers by at the top of his voice.

Jonny's leg has fallen off. A deliberate act of self mutilation. I think he might have Munchausen's.

Doherty was forced out by Jeff and Jorge, Nuno didn't have a say but he's not really ***** anyway.

Nuno is refusing to sign his contract.

Willy Boly too.

Serge Aurier refused to join us because we're not big enough for him to showcase his talents.

Ainsley Maitland-Wotsit loves Arsenal and not us.

Ruben Neves and his missus are having another baby so he won't have time to play glorious pinpoint 60 yards passes. Plus we'll probably sell him to Sheffield United for £6.20.

Diogo Jota's and his partner are also sprog farming, he won't have the energy to run onto any of those passes, plus he only does 25% of the time or when he's lucky enough to shin one in. I expect we'll sell him to Arsenal for £4.25 and a half eaten bag of Minstrels.

Daniel Podence has proposed to his missus so he'll be too busy reigning in Bridezilla and worrying about seating plans or trying to book a DJ. We'll probably flog him to Everton for a pan of Scouse and some spare 1989 Ford Orion alloy wheels anyway.

Jimenez's missus has already dropped her sprog which coincided with him missing a penalty so his heads gone already along with any talent he did have. He's probably sulking about not going to Juve/Manchester United/Anybody else that may have pipped us to a European spot. Don't worry Raul I hear Burnley are after you but Chris Wood has turned us down again so I'm not sure it's going to happen for you lad.

Tim Spiers has ****ed off on holiday so there's nobody in the Twitterverse to break transfer news/deny all rumours no matter what the truth is.

Robert Plant has launched his new Scooch tribute band and will be playing live to nobody at half time because we're never getting back into the stadium Fosun are refusing to rebuild.

Jeff Shi is regretting trying to suggest we have a light blue away kit by trying to colour the white one proposed by Adidas in using Microsoft Paint. Nobody worry though because we've got Jako lined up to make next years.

The Chinese Government have told Fosun to stop ****ing about with English football teams because that floppy haired ignoramus who calls himself Prime Minister told Huawei to **** off as soon as the cheque from his brown envelope cleared.

All the important people have knobbed off to Zurich to nurture some Grasshoppers leaving Jeff to do it all on his lonesome but he's too busy playing Candy Crush to notice that he's the only one logged into Microsoft Teams.

I think that's it.

We're ****ing doomed. Doomed I tell ya..

Funny think there are plenty winge bags on here that think this is all true

 

[Mardenboroughs Shoulder]

Some of his clients according to transfermarkt.

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Ricardo Pereira it is then. Wouldn't mind Pizzi either.

 

[Deleted member 5635]

Ricardo Pereira it is then. Wouldn't mind Pizzi either.

As Leicester is a very very expensive shop to buy at we probably wouldn’t even stump up enough money to buy his shoelaces. We may get a free pen just for enquiring though.
(I know your kidding btw)

 

[portugaletc]

Mendes is not a good guy. But yes, he will probably have some shady deal ready soon enough.

 

[Guzeppi]

Rabbit stew, or pan fried, is quite delicious. Cooked in wine, tasty.

 

[Metal Wolf89]

Definite favour to Mourinho. Hopefully Mendes owes Fosun one or two now - maybe Dias at a reduced price

Yeah Benfica will really allow that to happen....

 

[Norwegian Wolf]

Looks like I’m one of the 68%. Chill.

 

[whitnash wolf ex.dewsbury]

Rabbit stew, or pan fried, is quite delicious. Cooked in wine, tasty.

if you just ate rabbit you would die within 8weeks.no nutrition at all

 

[Berkswolf]

Could do with a “let’s hope so” option

 

[Stoichkov]

Yeah Benfica will really allow that to happen....

A reminder the Benfica president was with Mendes at our first game after Fosun took over

They are firmly on the Mendes carousel so don't be so sure

 

[Stoichkov]

Mendes is not a good guy. But yes, he will probably have some shady deal ready soon enough.

On the contrary, he's apparently one of the better super agents, who is very well regarded by his clients for how he looks after them and their families

perhaps this will not fit your agenda though

 

[Monketron]

Even if he does, we're only gonna have 2 weeks to bed them in, and most likely they won't sign till after the season has started. I was already concerned about our match fitness given the lack of a proper pre-season compared to most other clubs, but now I have concerns over the team selection.
Won't see us relegated or anything like that but could well harm our season come the end, similar to how our slow start last season ultimately cost us a European place.

 

[Pengwern]

I’d take Renato Sanchez off that list, for Nuno to get him back to the fantastic prospect he was when Bayern bought him. Nuno and his back room staff did this with Traore and Coady, so I would love this deal to come off.

 

[Jay Jay de Wolf]

Even if he does, we're only gonna have 2 weeks to bed them in, and most likely they won't sign till after the season has started. I was already concerned about our match fitness given the lack of a proper pre-season compared to most other clubs, but now I have concerns over the team selection.
Won't see us relegated or anything like that but could well harm our season come the end, similar to how our slow start last season ultimately cost us a European place.

Absolutely.. it's all a matter of time and timing.. With all this happening for WWFC further success

 

[NewarkWolf]

He needs too....

 

[hollo]

Uncle mendes please help us.

 

[Stoichkov]

Uncle mendes please help us.

Well if he doesn't, JOSWolf is going to sack him

 

[Deleted member 4152]

Well if he doesn't, JOSWolf is going to sack him

I doubt it

If he doesn’t I reckon Jos will spontaneously combust!

 

[colwall wolf]

Love a vote don’t we, it’s like uk remain party dreams this forum

 

[Phitsanulok (Poole) Wolf]

if you just ate rabbit you would die within 8weeks.no nutrition at all

Quite the opposite