The happy days are here again, hopefully no more repeated arguments, transfer thread

[TheRetroChief]

Has anyone made that into a reality TV show yet?

Every hole's a foal...

And there's the title.

 

[TheConcourse]

Two gay horses walked into a bar…

 

[Dan G WWFC]

Two gay horses walked into a bar…

They heard any rumours?

 

[SquaddieWolf]

There's nothing wrong with two gay horses getting together and adopting a baby horse. It's 2022 people, don't be so narrow minded.

Aslong as you don't give the baby horse a gender, wait till it decides what it is itself. Might not even be a horse

 

[OLDGOLD]

Has anyone made that into a reality TV show yet?

No just a soap opera...Neigh bours..

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Has anyone made that into a reality TV show yet?

Rule 34

 

[Kebab Warrior]

Aslong as you don't give the baby horse a gender, wait till it decides what it is itself. Might not even be a horse

It identifies as a striker…. just like Fabio.

Pronoun: ‘Miss’

 

[TF2Wolf]

Two gay horses walked into a bar

A man is admitted to hospital after having 15 plastic horses inserted up his rectum

His condition is said to be stable

 

[Superted]

A gay horse?

More a physical thing than sexuality.

Consider a horse and a pair of house bricks and a very unfortunate scenario for the horse.

 

[binners]

Two gay horses walked into a bar…

And one of them noticed a really ugly horse in there and said to his mate last time I saw a face like that it was in a nosebag

 

[NothingButNeto]

I actually miss the discussions about the team. Much better than gay horses.

 

[DPE]

There's nothing wrong with two gay horses getting together and adopting a baby horse. It's 2022 people, don't be so narrow minded.

What are their pronouns Sheeeee and Naaaaaa

 

[DeWolfMan60]

Horse walks into a bar. Barman says whats with the long face

 

[Super Ted]

I actually miss the discussions about the team. Much better than gay horses.

Stop nagging!

 

[Ponty]

They heard any rumours?

Neigh!

 

[Kebab Warrior]

More a physical thing than sexuality.

Consider a horse and a pair of house bricks and a very unfortunate scenario for the horse.

The horse has breached health & safety on site?

 

[Bacon Sandwich]

As I live in a seaside resort I identify as a donkey.
My pronouns are He and Haw...

 

[LINT70]

As I live in a seaside resort I identify as a donkey.
My pronouns are He and Haw...

With the title of Lord?

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

I actually miss the discussions about the team. Much better than gay horses.

Bit homoequinophobic that.

 

[Cousins78]

This transfer thread is sending me to sleep, might hit the hay and saddle back later

 

[Kebab Warrior]

I actually miss the discussions about the team. Much better than gay horses.

What do you think of Traore?

 

[SuperGran]

Bit homoequinophobic that.

No wonder not many horses come out

 

[Novawolf1]

What do you think of Traore?

Faster than a horse..

 

[Supadavewolf]

Mate I’m as open minded as they come. If a horse wants to put on leather shorts and dance on a float I’m fully supportive.

Video please

 

[Sidaway]

Heats got to your heads by the looks of it, jesus wept

 

[WolfInSheep'sClothing]

Video please

Afraid I only have one where the horse takes off his leather shorts while dancing on a float.

 

[Supadavewolf]

More a physical thing than sexuality.

Consider a horse and a pair of house bricks and a very unfortunate scenario for the horse.

The bricks wouldn't be too happy either...

 

[Woburn Wolf]

Think about it. If you were genuinely ITK why would you post on here? If I had heard we were signing players that would add to the squad, or improve it and I was confident what I had heard was true, I wouldn't even be looking at this thread let alone posting on it. I am here in hope of hearing some good news. If I already knew things were going to be fine I don't think I would risk even hinting of it. Where is the gain?

Exactly. I know an agent very well and he occasional gives me snippets but if he thought I was going to publish names or even give strong clues on a fans forum I would hear no more so I keep schtum. I used to get quite a lot of info when we were fishing more in the U.K. market but I have got much less since Mendes and Portuguese players became flavour of the month.

 

[Supadavewolf]

Afraid I only have one where the horse takes off his leather shorts while dancing on a float.

Too explicit for me

 

[VancouverWolf]

There's nothing wrong with two gay horses getting together and adopting a baby horse. It's 2022 people, don't be so narrow minded.

No need for you to get into a hoof about it.

 

[Supadavewolf]

All this talk of horses reminds me that we need a Loan aRranger, someone to pull the Trigger on a deal.

I blame the weather.

 

[WolfLing]

People are losing it again.

Focus. Don't let the transfer window sickness take hold!

 

[Woburn Wolf]

We're not paying Moutinho 100k a week and told him he's going to be an important player this season and then bench him and sign a midfielder for 40m

What makes you think he could command £100k per week at his age? Most players see their salaries drop after the age of 30.

 

[VancouverWolf]

Stop nagging!

Exactly!
A person with a lot of horse sense should never become a nag.

 

[JamesWolves]

Getting ****ed off with this thread constantly going off topic its a ****ing joke

You guys need to stop horsing around.....

 

[Ned]

Briefly moving away from the pressing topic of gay horses…

I’ve been a bit of a pant wetter this window but even I refuse to believe that we’ve let Fabio go out on loan without having agreed a deal for somebody to come in who would have been above him in the pecking order. I’ve moaned about Shi and Sellars but there’s no way on earth that a decent forward isn’t coming in shortly.

 

[NothingButNeto]

So if we take all the rumors we have:

(I) Fabio going on loan would only happen if we signed a new striker, there’s money to spend and we’re looking at 2-3 first teamers and maybe 2 Chiquinho like signings

AND

(Ii) the same van that arrived at Compton with Collins was seen on Sunday

THEN

We can probably assume that we’ve signed a striker.

IF THATS THE CASE, wouldn’t it make sense to announce that signing tomorrow in front of all the fans that travelled to Spain at our first friendly?

 

[Coops]

All this talk of horses reminds me that we need a Loan aRranger, someone to pull the Trigger on a deal.

I blame the weather.

It's a shame Pogba has already signed elsewhere...

or is this the wrong thread?

 

[Minimalist]

Would Hwang be ahead of silva as a centre forward right now?
I’m not sure, don’t think there would be much in it either way.

But IF the plan is to have Hwang as competition with Jimenez, we’d probably need a new wide player now chiquinho is injured and especially when/if Traore goes.

 

[WolfLing]

What makes you think he could command £100k per week at his age? Most players see their salaries drop after the age of 30.

Probably because his deal was extended on the same terms as his previous contract. Which was for £100k per week and agreed after the age of 30!