Managers Dining Out

[Chisels_n_ommers]

With the lockdown restrictions easing next week (hoorah), we can all now start to dine out.

I'm sure the Prem managers will be looking forward to popping along to their favourite eateries.

But what do you think they will go out and have?

I'll kick off with Moysie.

I think he'll go for a good wholesome meal.......

Main: beef wellington (medium rare).

Dessert: chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream

Drinks: Snakebite (Mcewans Export and Strongbow)

 

[Woodsetton Wolf]

Ha ha random

 

[Jonzy54]

Bruce
Extra large Kebab with chilly sauce and a large portion cheesy chips .He will have a couple of chicken and mushroom pies whilst he is waiting in the queue .

 

[Scallywolf]

Big Sam:
KFC 14 piece bargain bucket with 6 helpings of fries.
Free 2 litre bottle of coke.

Oh, and as many sticks of chewing gum as he likes!

 

[Deleted member LP 3925]

Sam Allardyce -

Starter - Tripe
Main - Tripe
Pudding - Tripe

 

[topcat99]

Mourinho will just eat himself

Edit: I know it said Prem manager, but Allardyce has been mentioned twice

 

[Lycaon]

Kloppety:
Sour Kraut and chips!

 

[WolfLing]

Hodgson will have a very traditional Sunday roast, mashed up for him by his wife.

Pep loves chicken tikka tacos.

 

[WS10Wolf]

Sean Dyche-Gammon

 

[WS10Wolf]

Klopp- Something bitter washed down with lots of whine.

 

[The Wolf In The North]

Tuchel will treat himself to a Vegan walnut, courgette and yoghurt smoothie, then spend the rest of the day feeling guilty and phoning the Slimming World helpline.

Ole will pop down a hole and gnaw on the meaty bones of dirty, filthy hobbitses.

Dyche will bring down a herd of wildebeest with a brick, then eat the brick.

 

[Mile End Wanderer]

Dyche - fish and chips you know what your getting
Nuno - Nando’s spicy when you want it
Pep - Paella - smooth Spanish dish everyone likes

 

[SuperGran]

Sam Allardyce -

Starter - Tripe
Main - Tripe
Pudding - Tripe

Pints of wine with that

 

[Lycaon]

José Mourinho will eat anything as long as he can blame the chef!

 

[VancouverWolf]

Is Nuno still living in a hotel and does it have a really good restaurant? What’s it called, pls?

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

Dean Smith anything as long as its Greasy and the waiter dives when he brings it.
Parker sadly for him can only now afford a Ful-ham sandwich.
With Nuno unfortunately the seating arrangements didn't go to plan and he now has to settle for a mid-table.

 

[WS10Wolf]

Arteta- a **** version of whatever Pep is having.

 

[Deleted member 8455jwf]

Sean Dyche will just have a pint of gravy

 

[Deleted member 11332]

Big Sam:
KFC 14 piece bargain bucket with 6 helpings of fries.
Free 2 litre bottle of coke.

Oh, and as many sticks of chewing gum as he likes.

Pint of wine*

 

[Deleted member 11332]

Nuno would definitely be a full tasting menu at The Wilderness or Purnells.

 

[WickedWolfie]

Pint of wine*

Port surely....

 

[Ezzowolf]

Roy Hodgson: Meals on Wheels

 

[YouGottaRaulWithIt]

Solskjaer will eat almost anything...

So long as its 'raw and wriggly

 

[ricki herberts moustache]

With the lockdown restrictions easing next week (hoorah), we can all now start to dine out.

I'm sure the Prem managers will be looking forward to popping along to their favourite eateries.

But what do you think they will go out and have?

I'll kick off with Moysie.

I think he'll go for a good wholesome meal.......

Main: beef wellington (medium rare).

Dessert: chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream

Drinks: Snakebite (Mcewans Export and Strongbow)

Allardyce will be getting a big serving of humble pie

 

[justanotherwolf]

Scott Parker
Surf & Turf
Expensive ingredients combined to create less than the sum of their parts

 

[Stafford]

I want to know what Moyes has for starter?

 

[Oliwolf44]

Nuno would have 5 starters and be so cautious eating them he would only get on to the treat of a dessert after 45mins and a 15min break

 

[those were the days]

Nuno would definitely be a full tasting menu at The Wilderness or Purnells.

Reckon he's keen to get in at least 2 or 3 solid, technically proficient, starters so, yep, likely.

Might prefer to order off the Portuguese menu at Casa dos Mendes that new pop-up in town though. They do a great deal where you can spread the tasting menu price out over 5 years too...prices change daily though. You can get a lobster for a fiver but also pay 50 quid for beans on toast too so choose wisely!

 

[Chisels_n_ommers]

I want to know what Moyes has for starter?

Oh sorry.

It's soup of the day with croutons.

 

[rincewind]

Oh sorry.

It's soup of the day with croutons.

Thought Allardyce had the cretins.

 

[WickedWolfie]

Thought Allardyce had the cretins.

Nah, the cabbages....

 

[Olivergoldblack]

Nuno would have a tray of orange chips drenched in salt and vinegar and curry sauce on top. That's why he isn't going anywhere cos nowhere else would serve that delicacy.

 

[Wandsworth Wolf]

Bielsa eats alone at the same cafe below his modest flat in Leeds every night. He brings his own chair. He orders egg and chips and coffee every day because they are the only English words he knows.

 

[GoldenHorseshoe]

Bielsa eats alone at the same cafe below his modest flat in Leeds every night. He brings his own chair. He orders egg and chips and coffee every day because they are the only English words he knows.

And he looks intently at his boots while eating. Totally ignoring the translator.

 

[WickedWolfie]

Bielsa eats alone at the same cafe below his modest flat in Leeds every night. He brings his own chair. He orders egg and chips and coffee every day because they are the only English words he knows.

Chair? Like hell. The man and his bucket are inseparable!

 

[Glass ankles]

Dyche - tin of spam
Klopp - 2 foot weiner
Bruce - chicken parmo + cheesey chips
Parker - line of coke + bottle of blue wkd
Ole - happy meal

 

[Deleted member 11332]

Nuno would have a tray of orange chips drenched in salt and vinegar and curry sauce on top. That's why he isn't going anywhere cos nowhere else would serve that delicacy.

Why would you ruin that black country gold with curry sauce. Alone with salt and vinegar is the way.

 

[Wandsworth Wolf]

Roy Hodgson likes to eat at home. Him and his wife enjoy Marks & Spencer ready meals. He likes their Italian range but she prefers the more classic British dishes. Once a year, on their anniversary, he takes her to a Toby Carvery. Same table, near the toilets. Over looking the car park.

 

[Wandsworth Wolf]

Chair? Like hell. The man and his bucket are inseparable!

That’s what I was alluding to. I should have said ‘seat’.

 

[Oldgold Wolfcub]

Bielsa eats alone at the same cafe below his modest flat in Leeds every night. He brings his own chair. He orders egg and chips and coffee every day because they are the only English words he knows.

"You say the liquorice tasted funny............Oh I am so sorry Mr Bielsa I wondered where I left my shoelaces"