Jeff and Goncalo Caption Competition

[Very Proud (AKA Still Proud)]

I'll start.........

"And then as I handed over the plane ticket and dossier I told Scott all about this generational talent playing for the Patagonian National U21 Team......."

 

[DeWolfMan60]

50k a week you say Goncalo ...... jog on

 

[topcat99]

Gonçalo:

“And Ten Haag told me that United were title contenders “

 

[Mighty Thor]

“Then I called them legacy fans and put their ticket prices up again. We don’t even need the money hahahahaha”

 

[citrus_wolf]

"I'll share a really important phrase I've learned in England, Gonc, repeat after me:

'you're sh111111t, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'"

 

[Wolf in the sun]

We have Nunes and Joao Felix in next week and the fans still think we are skint !!

 

[SmokeyGB]

Pretend you've come from Argentina - appease the Mix

 

[Cousins78]

''that Scott Sellers is still in the pub spouting ****e''

 

[clivewolves]

"I only bought you to see a bloke I don't even know eat a big pile of dog ****"

 

[WWFC4EVA]

"and so he made the **** look even ****ter, when he lobbed their keeper.......from his own half!"

 

[Halesowen wwfc]

First they were looking at what planes were landing, then they had someone at asda, then the mount, and finally they had some bugger up a tree.

 

[Wolfy McWolf-Face]

"Barca wanted just as much cash for Trincao!!!!"

 

[Black Country Wanderer]

Ive left the fans dangling for 8 weeks just to read the melt down on the mix lol

 

[Oh When the Wolves]

“Wait until I raise the ticket prices again next year now I’ve made 2 signings”

 

[glorybox]

“Gonçalo Gonçalo! Check out my false hand..!”

 

[Achilles Last Stand]

West Bromwich Albion!

 

[Kebab Warrior]

And then the fat idiot started a thread called ‘Fosun In, Jeff & Sellars Out’….

 

[Kebab Warrior]

‘I said to Scott, no more than two Cobras and don’t start mouthing off about our transfer policy’

 

[Shergar]

"Seriously, that is the first Chinese fart you have ever heard?"

 

[cannockwolves]

"Jeff, you are going to have to ring my wife, she doesn't believe its all part of the medical"

 

[Wall heath Wanderer]

"Pretend I said something funny or else it's a re-education camp for you".

 

[NorthWolf]

"And I said to Moxey 'Sure you can stay on for a couple of months after we take over'."

 

[yateleywolf]

'What's this about a relegation clause Jeff'

 

[SquaddieWolf]

"You haven't got a clue what I'm saying have you?" "I haven't got a clue what your saying"

 

[Wolfy McWolf-Face]

"Jeff, you are going to have to ring my wife, she doesn't believe its all part of the medical"

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"I'm not kidding, keep going. Milk came out once!!!"

 

[WufflerMuffler]

See, you're a GG, and our fans call a GG an "oss" and they worship at a statue of the mon on the oss. Glad you came, ****?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

"Esports are the future"

 

[ombyman]

"Esports are the future"

You wait until they find out I signed you for the Rocket League team

 

[Jayjaywolves]

"I only bought you to see a bloke I don't even know eat a big pile of dog ****"

Absolutely brilliant.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

"There was a bloke in a tree at Compton"

 

[Very Proud (AKA Still Proud)]

"There was a bloke in a tree at Compton"

The question is "If a man falls out of a tree in Compton and there's no-one there to hear him, does he make a sound?"

 

[TheStalePolice]

"Nice teeth! Are they wooden? Made in Augsburg?"

 

[Cuban Wolf]

Them on the mix are going to go ape, when we tell them you've really signed for Grasshoppers

 

[Gold Flag Flying High]

You cost more than a new Steve bull stand!

 

[Bill S Preston Esq.]

"apparently the project's over"

 

[CelebrityWolf]

No, seriously, you are our 1st reserve midfielder and left back.........

 

[Scallywolf]

‘You’ll be starting on the bench with our kids against Fulham Goncalo’.

 

[Bigcheese]

Some bloke up a tree at Compton said he saw you coming