How's everyone doing on Wolves Transfer Window Bingo?
I just ticked off "moving to Plan B" and "looking at other options". Unfortunately, I haven't been able to cross off "the solutions are within" since Nuno left :(
I ****ing hate Man Utd. From the whinging rat patrolling the centre of the park to the incessant scrutiny of their managerial position.
This Sky commentator is going to have to change his pants at halftime; every time Rashford touches the ball he reaches orgasm.
Pizza is just a tiddler: 9 inches. But in shocking developments from the kitchen, it appears I miscounted. There are in fact only 13 pepperonis on my pizza.
In other news, I’ve just loaded the dishwasher and can get 10 mugs on the top row!
And to keep this post in line with the thread, the...
The Boro - Villa game is so desperately dull I’ve resorted to counting the pepperonis on my soon-to-be-cooked pizza. I make it 14 which begs the question:
What is an acceptable number of pepperonis on a pizza?
Love how Alan Smith declares he’d rather have Sterling than anyone else on the end of that 1-on-1.
I think I’d have more faith in Poch putting that one away.
And based on the fact it’s taken the bottom three 17 weeks to garner 8/9 points, even if we lose every game until now and the end of the season, it’ll still be a close-run thing.
No-one knows who among us will make it to kick-off 2034.
We can, however, take comfort in the few certainties. Like Harry Maguire lining up in front of Pickford in goal, with Henderson patrolling the midfield.
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