Notsoslimshady
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- Dec 28, 2020
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I was gonna say "no resale value". But guess that fits into "too old".To save time and space on this thread can I suggest we introduce a simple tick box sheet for each player rumoured to be joining us.
I have drafted some questions based on recent responses on here, perhaps you could add your own.
□ Too old
□ Too slow
□ Too small, we will be the 7 dwarfs fgs
□ Too tall, reminds me of maerhoffer
□ Too expensive, for us
□ Doesn't speak Portugese and hasn't been on holiday there recently
□ Heard his missus wouldn't be seen dead shopping in the Mander centre
□ Not Chinese, Korean, or Vietnamese
□ Heard he might prefer a move to Villa (or was it, wants to live in a Villa, either way avoid)
Just a phrase that grinds my gears on here, as not every player has to turn a profit, sometimes, a la Moutinho, you bring someone is because they are around the peak of their career