Hoddle sponge bob song

[SOA Wolf]

For anyone who is a fan of Sponge Bob, thought these words fit nicely into the theme song....although, of course, Sponge Bob is a complete idiot....erm...

Ooooh,

He lives in a fantasy in his own mind

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

No tactical logic at all will you find

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

If footballing nonsense is something you wish

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

Then watch all our players be as aimless as fish

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

Chorus

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW
HODDLE, SQUARE JAW
HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

[Hibbitt was King]

Sadly I am familiar with that tune (thanks to the kids).

Hoddle reminds me more of Mr Crabs though - always clutching at straws. His latest stunner is saying that we'll have to watch Watford because they like to get the ball forward.

I'm not sure, but that might actually be the whole point of the game, Glenn.

[SOA Wolf]

Surely Mr Crabs is Moxey ......money, money, money!!!

So who is Squidward then?

[UNCLE REMUS]

Watched "Chicken Hoddle" last night with "Moxey Loxey" and "Ricky Ticky"

The sky fell in on them.

[Visage Wolf]

For anyone who is a fan of Sponge Bob, thought these words fit nicely into the theme song....although, of course, Sponge Bob is a complete idiot....erm...

Ooooh,

He lives in a fantasy in his own mind

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

No tactical logic at all will you find

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

If footballing nonsense is something you wish

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

Then watch all our players be as aimless as fish

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

Chorus

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW
HODDLE, SQUARE JAW
HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

HODDLE, SQUARE JAW

Good to see you're keeping to your usual high standard of criticism, SOA.....