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Bostin
06-02-2012, 16:50
looked for his dropped pie on the floor, it was all too much for the Fat Controller to take....

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Edgmond Wolf
06-02-2012, 16:52
I hope Edgmond will be OK with that 22" screen but I dont think even I can see it

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Bostin
06-02-2012, 16:52
I hope Edgmond will be OK with that 22" screen but I dont think even I can see it



Very good!

Tomasz
06-02-2012, 17:12
Jez: lose some weight and get a tie that fits, it's embarrassing. You're supposed to be rich man, sort it out.

306NOTOUT
06-02-2012, 18:30
Errr Steve I know it's a long way away but I'm sure the Steve bull stand is still there?

Edgmond Wolf
06-02-2012, 18:32
I can not look please tell me hes not put Eggy in the middle :D

SCB
06-02-2012, 18:39
What an utterly stupid post - and thread.
:cool:

Hatch End
06-02-2012, 18:44
I think it's a most enjoyable thread................no idea what it's about, but fun anyway.

Edgmond Wolf
06-02-2012, 18:54
We should have a weekly one of these :D:D

Hatch End
06-02-2012, 18:55
Could turn out to be a sticky!

Citizen Erased
06-02-2012, 19:02
Jez: Look Steve, if I pull my forehead back like this my chin kinda looks like a small pair of testicles.

Steve: I think I'm going to throw up.

PumpKing
06-02-2012, 19:09
I hope Edgmond will be OK with that 22" screen but I dont think even I can see it

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Explain it to me Steve, where the hell did you say those enabling works were again.

306NOTOUT
06-02-2012, 19:17
Steve for god sake sit down the sun is reflecting off your head into my eyes

Apocalypse Now
06-02-2012, 19:25
Sorry Steve, after a few pies you just gotta stand to let one out.

Dewsburywolf
06-02-2012, 19:26
Could turn out to be a sticky!

Which one of them's saying that?

PumpKing
06-02-2012, 19:32
Sorry Steve, after a few pies you just gotta stand to let one out.


Maybe it counts as a brief moment of excitement.

If hes not careful the city council may reduce the capacity of the Directors box if he doesn`t behave.

WestChiltingtonwolf
06-02-2012, 19:43
looked for his dropped pie on the floor, it was all too much for the Fat Controller to take....

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Jeff: Do a runner Steve, Al Fayed spotted you.

WonderWolf
06-02-2012, 19:44
Jez: it's OK Steve, they're starting to sit down.

SEKOTN
06-02-2012, 19:46
Jez: Look Steve, if I pull my forehead back like this my chin kinda looks like a small pair of testicles.

Steve: I think I'm going to throw up.

This made me laugh out load. A winner for me.

wolfyjoe
06-02-2012, 19:48
Oh $$$$, we've won a game, our evil plot to destroy Wolves is failing!!!!!

SEKOTN
06-02-2012, 19:48
Jez: Flippin' heck, you are silent for months, and the best you can come up with is "I think I'm having a heart attack". Not funny boss.....

Edgmond Wolf
06-02-2012, 19:49
Steward which steward is telling us to sit down, I cant see him

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Jonzy54
06-02-2012, 19:50
Thank God Hearts accepted our bid for Eggy I thought I might have to pay the full £3 million they wanted.

Ulver
06-02-2012, 20:24
Jez: Look Steve, if I pull my forehead back like this my chin kinda looks like a small pair of testicles.

Steve: I think I'm going to throw up.

Winner.

PumpKing
06-02-2012, 20:33
You lot never fail to amaze me. Always there with a few gems to brighten up any day. Even one like today, filled with awful news.

Nice if this thread could be a tribute to Frimpy with our sincere good wishes for a speedy and full recovery.

Dewsburywolf
06-02-2012, 21:05
Nice if this thread could be a tribute to Frimpy with our sincere good wishes for a speedy and full recovery.

That was one Hell of a kick up the $$$$ you gave Barton Steve, I can just see him flying over the Asda roof

SimplyTheWolves
06-02-2012, 21:08
Jez: It's OK Steve I can read it, it says where's my video screen?
Steve: See, I told you they wouldn't forget, I'm off!

PumpKing
06-02-2012, 21:10
That was one Hell of a kick up the $$$$ you gave Barton Steve, I can just see him flying over the Asda roof



Yep, and from Loftus Road that really was was some kinda kick, Steve

Apocalypse Now
06-02-2012, 21:20
Steve, I take a lot of flack for you, but they did sing stick your houses up your $$$$, your $$$$!!!

Ogerp
06-02-2012, 21:22
Jez: I know it's the Queen's diamond jublilee but do you have to keep practising bowing in the hope you get a Knighthood.

Edgmond Wolf
06-02-2012, 21:35
Jez: It's OK Steve I can read it, it says where's my video screen?
Steve: See, I told you they wouldn't forget, I'm off!

I am off to make a sign :D

Gamblingwolf
06-02-2012, 22:46
Christ Steve you nearly gave me a heart attack. When you said you had lost your stake in the club i thought where the hell am i going to get another job as cushy as this,I didn't realise you had just dropped a tenner!

BlackBully
07-02-2012, 00:01
Is that John Richards in the background having fun?

Bostin
07-02-2012, 00:08
Nice to see people have still got a sense of humour on here!

London Wolves
07-02-2012, 00:19
Morgan :- " Jez you promised you wouldn't come!" (spit)


http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg[/QUOTE]

Edgmond Wolf
07-02-2012, 15:18
Keep looking Jez aparently there's a blond bird in W7...

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Jalwolf
07-02-2012, 16:28
Jez: Sorry Steve. Had to let that out.

Steve: Christ. I think I'm going to have a heart attack! You're back on that pie and pint diet aren't you.

FLEET WOLF
07-02-2012, 16:50
Christ Steve, I always thought that Hunt was $$$$e, but he's got us out of jail here!

Essex Wolf
07-02-2012, 17:48
Jez, "I told you Steve you shouldn't have butted in on Mick and the team after that 0-3 defeat, kick in the nuts always hurts"

SimplyTheWolves
07-02-2012, 18:22
A freak gust of wind sends the Molineux crowd into fits of laughter as Moxeys wig blows off and lands in Morgans Bovril.

O.W.E.I
07-02-2012, 18:54
Jez spots the customer who hasn't actually paid to get in, whilst Steve scrambles desperately around for his £10 investment before Mick demands it to invest in 16 'better than what we already have' players from the East Timor Third Division.

singaporewolves
09-02-2012, 04:24
Jez, ' That was a close one Steve! You can sit down now before the stewards have you ejected'!

Edgmond Wolf
09-02-2012, 10:07
He's playing four four $$$$ing two!!

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

WonderWolf
09-02-2012, 10:09
He's playing four four $$$$ing two!!

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

Like it. :D....

JR's Boots
09-02-2012, 10:11
" Don't you look away like that Steve, it was your idea to buy Eggy"

Essex Wolf
09-02-2012, 10:31
"Oh my God Steve Micks bringing on Elokobi"

PumpKing
09-02-2012, 10:58
Attractive girl behind Steve, has just whispered, "Hey Jez, I love that new Lynx fragrance, I could never resist a cool guy wearing just a hint of steak and gravy."

Brandons gramps
09-02-2012, 13:34
Jez "I'll spot the $$$$$$$ that bought the last pie"

Steve Forces the last piece down quietly "some people eh Jez"

Edgmond Wolf
09-02-2012, 13:36
The elastic has broke on my tie have you seen it??

SimplyTheWolves
09-02-2012, 14:15
Jez finally loses it and goes into a rendition of 'On the Good Ship Lollipop'.

Edgmond Wolf
09-02-2012, 14:24
PumpKing wants us to pay for Wolves scarfs.........FFS

PumpKing
09-02-2012, 15:13
PumpKing wants us to pay for Wolves scarfs.........FFS




Still trying with that one pal.:D

Ralphdog
09-02-2012, 15:36
Lady Doctor (smuggly): "Coff when I insert three fingers, Mr. Morgan"

Steve: "coff coff"

Jez: "Ffffffffffffffffffffffor ffffffffffffffffffux...................... that's where the cheque book is"

Big Nosed Wolf
09-02-2012, 15:39
Morgan: Relax, Jez, relax. I've found that penny.

wallace
09-02-2012, 15:52
jez;no its no good steve, i cant see a new bully stand no matter how hard i imagine it.
steve; just keep your head down like this son when the announcer tells em they aint getting one.

Macman
09-02-2012, 15:54
Despite Jez's attempt to look like Phil Brown, Steve still wouldn't employ him as Mick's successor.

Edgmond Wolf
09-02-2012, 19:21
This has been a hoot we need a "Wolves" photo each week

PumpKing
09-02-2012, 19:29
This has been a hoot we need a "Wolves" photo each week




Absolutely agree, it has lifted the spirits after Manny`s awful news this week.

Loved them all, well, apart from the obscene one, and yes we all know which one that was :D.

derbyrameater
09-02-2012, 19:49
get those Pits washed for christ sake!

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307%7E9693002,00.jpg

SimplyTheWolves
09-02-2012, 21:07
Jez: Just spotted the bloke that keeps asking for the new video screen! He's wearing big bifocals and carrying a Do It Yourself manual on how to create your own safe standing area!

Steve: Right steward, get over there and sling him out for being overly optimistic.

306NOTOUT
09-02-2012, 21:17
As a matter of interest the Asian bloke behind drinks in the Hatherton

Edgmond Wolf
09-02-2012, 21:40
Jez: Just spotted the bloke that keeps asking for the new video screen! He's wearing big bifocals and carrying a Do It Yourself manual on how to create your own safe standing area!

Steve: Right steward, get over there and sling him out for being overly optimistic.

Steward

But steve that's Edgmond and he's the one that's we can hear from here supporting the team....

Steve

OK how big a screen does he want?

How big?

SimplyTheWolves
09-02-2012, 22:02
Steward

But steve that's Edgmond and he's the one that's we can hear from here supporting the team....

Steve

OK how big a screen does he want?

How big?

Thatís the way Edgmond, they might eventually get the message.

:top:

PumpKing
09-02-2012, 23:06
Edgmond wants his big screen
Edgmond wants his big screen
Da da da da, Da da da da.

Balti Pie
09-02-2012, 23:28
looked for his dropped pie on the floor, it was all too much for the Fat Controller to take....

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg

STEVEEEE! My new hair gel is too sticky!!

Edgmond Wolf
10-02-2012, 09:47
Edgmond wants his big screen
Edgmond wants his big screen
Da da da da, Da da da da.


Get the South Bank singing this, then he will get the message!! :D

wolfinstafford
10-02-2012, 10:01
looked for his dropped pie on the floor, it was all too much for the Fat Controller to take....

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg
Jez: Steve look quick, I can see a bloke singing in the North Bank.
Steve: Don't bother me now Jez, I've just kicked my flask over.

Sharples
10-02-2012, 10:05
Jez: "Steve...he's doing it a $$$$$$$ 'gain...Christophe got hold of his chuffin shirt, he's gonna get rumbled..."

Steve: "$$$$ this, I cant watch..."

Brandons gramps
10-02-2012, 14:32
Steve: "Jesus Jez, you need to use stronger deodorant!"

OR

Jez: " oooh that gob nearly got Edgmond!"

Sharples
10-02-2012, 14:38
Jez: "I can see him over there, he's being a knob again..."

Steve: "Well Andy-in-seat 190 can stick it if he thinks he's having his seat back the over zealous knobber!"

;) xx

Edgmond Wolf
19-02-2012, 13:51
First Curbishley says no, then Bruce.....and phoned Mick and he's just told me to $$$$ off!!

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/4a/e7/0,,10307~9693002,00.jpg