OT - Teenspeak dislikes

[Hereford Wolf]

Which ones make your blood boil ?



Whatever...



So, I goes to her.....

[Del Woppio]

and i was like...

[Bankswolf II]

"i think we should just be freinds"


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[Del Woppio]

dad, he's trying to touch me again....

[Visage Wolf]

Which ones make your blood boil ?



Whatever...



So, I goes to her.....






What about 'Just you wait till my dad finds out i'm pregnant'



Always guaranteed to annoy.

[Tomasz]

The term text as the past tense of to text, instead of texted.



"I text him an he day reply"



ARRRRRRRRR smileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gif

[paddingtonwolf]

texted for a start


"I sent him/her a text" is correct. Text inna verb like.


no doubt it will be adopted in the same way as "faxed" took over from "sent a fax"

[danhlibertine]

Any use of the word "mingin"

[The Bear]

"safe man, safe"

[SOA Wolf]

'you know what I mean, like'

[MobNet Wolf]

low you guys.

[Sozzled Wolf]

"Borrow me a........"(normally "ciggie" or "fag")smileys/smiley7.gif


"I'm axing ya a question" smileys/smiley7.gif


"Dat" smileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gif

[Jack Bauer]

In a bit.

[Del Woppio]

"get 'im"

[Del Woppio]

"excuse me mate, i've lost my buss pass, and need 50p to see my nan in hospital with a broken eye...."

[Jack Bauer]

"excuse me mate, i've lost my buss pass, and need 50p to see my nan in hospital with a broken eye...."


There's one poor $$$$$$er whose lost his bus pass about 10 times this year alone.smileys/smiley36.gif

[dazmanwolf]

"Yeah, But, No, But!"


"Iain't even taking the pill cos it don't stop me getting pregnant!"


"Yeah Whatever!"

[DoomWolf]

People using 'of' instead of 'have', particularly the number of people doing it on this forum.

ie, 'should of' and 'could of' instead of 'should have' and 'could have'. IT'S HAVE FFS!!!!! smileys/smiley7.gif smileys/smiley7.gif

[Wombourne Wolf]

"heh mate, if i give you the money will you get me a pack of fags from the shop"smileys/smiley7.gif

[lon chaney jr]

Happened to be flicking the channels one night after finishing watching
a film and there was one of these Trisha-esque problems. Some
teenager with big earings and a white tracksuit (I thought you could
only wear a white tracksuit to your wedding if you were a virgin) came
out with the phrase "I never told ya I was on the pill Darren".
Summed it all up...

[peckhamwolf]

buff-tang

[Slip On Shoes]

IAsian youths have a horrible tendency to use the word 'innit' whenever they pause for breath


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and 'chill..' is another one which makes my blood boil, innit


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[xbomber]

Round Brizzle right now it's "Penny for the guy" from sullen 16 year olds standing next to a pile of old clothes with a 99p mask for a 'head'.


They stand outside shops:


"Penny for the guy mate?"
"No. I don't have any" <enter shop> <exits shop>
"Penny for the guy mate"
"No. I don't have any"
"Yes you have - you been in shop I seen you etc etc..."


How much time would I get if I just lamped the little gob$$$$$es?

[R6 Wolf]

Round Brizzle right now it's "Penny for the guy" from sullen 16 year olds standing next to a pile of old clothes with a 99p mask for a 'head'.


They stand outside shops:


"Penny for the guy mate?"
"No. I don't have any" <enter shop> <exits shop>
"Penny for the guy mate"
"No. I don't have any"
"Yes you have - you been in shop I seen you etc etc..."


How much time would I get if I just lamped the little gob$$$$$es?





It might help if they actually had a guy........wots wonna them then mate

[Grizzled Wolf]

"Dad! can I move back in for a few months until I get straight?" smileys/smiley7.gif

[xbomber]

"Dad! can I move back in for a few months until I get straight?" smileys/smiley7.gif


How do you put him off blokes then?

[Grizzled Wolf]

"Dad! can I move back in for a few months until I get straight?" smileys/smiley7.gif


How do you put him off blokes then?





Send him your photo!

[xbomber]

"Dad! can I move back in for a few months until I get straight?" smileys/smiley7.gif


How do you put him off blokes then?





Send him your photo!





Why do you have my photo Grizzled Wolf?

[whitemouse75]

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"Dad! can I move back in for a few months until I get straight?" smileys/smiley7.gif


How do you put him off blokes then?

[whitemouse75]

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"Dad! can I move back in for a few months until I get straight?" smileys/smiley7.gif


How do you put him off blokes then?





Send him your photo!

[Stewarton Wolf]

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[whitemouse75]

i thought all scottish people said how instead of why? those from fife and glasgow do Edited by: whitemouse75

[Stewarton Wolf]

i thought all scottish people said how instead of why? those from fife and glasgow do



still annoys the hell out of me - he was born in Wolverhampton.

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[Black Suit]

'innit?' smileys/smiley7.gif

[whitemouse75]

hmmm tricky choice, wolverhampton or scottish accent.. i'd rather claw my ownears off

[Stewarton Wolf]

'innit?' smileys/smiley7.gif



Thats another belter

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[wadebridgewolf]

he/she 'turned around and said...' Turned around and said? Theres a girlwhere Iwork whos as chav as chav can be,and she says this whenever relaying a previous 'conversation' of hers. It amused me for about 30 seconds. I told her abouther disability, and she simply didn't get the jist... s!$*e in the sack too... (yes, i double bagged myself first.)

[whitemouse75]

course you did

[wadebridgewolf]

wel it was dark, and the music was loud and er...

[IMAB]

hmmm tricky choice, wolverhampton or scottish accent.. i'd rather claw my ownears off


OI!!smileys/smiley7.gif


Wear ear muffs in the pub next time if it's so bad!


Pink fluffy ones.smileys/smiley2.gif

[Paris Wolf]

My 12 year old son constantly says "HOW" instead of "Why" Ayrshire they don't speak proper up here.<!--
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Gonnae no dae that!
How?
Just... gonnae no!

[PumpkinEater]

Round Brizzle right now it's "Penny for the guy" from sullen 16 year olds standing next to a pile of old clothes with a 99p mask for a 'head'.


They stand outside shops:


"Penny for the guy mate?"
"No. I don't have any" &lt;enter shop&gt; &lt;exits shop&gt;
"Penny for the guy mate"
"No. I don't have any"
"Yes you have - you been in shop I seen you etc etc..."


How much time would I get if I just lamped the little gob$$$$$es?





They were outside the Somerfield in Clifton last night and the shop called the rozzers in to get rid of them, innit.





I've only heard one person that uses this word, but instead of saying nice, he uses "niceness"....

[Ralphdog]

Anybody, teen or not, who says "pecific" instead of "specific".


The Pacific is an ocean you thick morons! You know who you are. Just think before you speak.


Rant over. Its my pet hate, you know.

[johnybig32]

to put another slant on it, i hate it when moaning old men start conversations with


"in my day"

[Visage Wolf]

People who say 'I'm not racist, but...'



Especially when the rest of the sentance is '....i'd really like to kill all black people', or some other enlightened statement.

[whitemouse75]

hmmm tricky choice, wolverhampton or scottish accent.. i'd rather claw my ownears off


OI!!smileys/smiley7.gif


Wear ear muffs in the pub next time if it's so bad!


Pink fluffy ones.smileys/smiley2.gif








sorry were you talking to me that day??








couldnt really tell what you were saying...

[Thread Killer]

dad, he's trying to touch me again....


Hilarious.

[Thread Killer]

"I'm axing ya a question" smileys/smiley7.gif


That'snot 'teenspeak'. It's also the original pronunciation of the word 'asking'.

[Tomasz]

"seriously though"



"basically, right"



"at the end of the day"



"honestly though"



"thinking about it"





Why don't you just precede your speech with "I am about to speak" rather than this randomness?



That said, I do it all the time smileys/smiley9.gif

[Axle]

Tomasz, your comments can be heard in any dressing room around the country at 16:50 on a Saturday afternoon. If the 'role models' of the kids dunnar speak proper, den how are dey gonna speak proper like?

[Del Woppio]

"y'know"

[Guests]

People who say ickle instead of little.



Although irritating when teenagers say it, it's nowhere near as bad as when middle aged women say it. smileys/smiley7.gif




Edited by: rain man

[Towerwolvo]

If you want to see proper sad chav speak - go to www.chavscum.co.uk (http://www.chavscum.co.uk) and look at the "what they say" bit or the forums and the replies from chavs who aren't happy about the pee being taken out of them!!





innit........Edited by: Towerwolvo

[Deutsch Wolf]

People who say ickle instead of little.

Although irritating when teenagers say it, it's nowhere near as bad as when middle aged women say it. smileys/smiley7.gif




I heard a woman in Sainsbury's in Manchester once say "It's on the bocom shelf", instead of "bottom".

[Guests]

UKCOPCHAVHATER



What a great name to wind the chavs up. smileys/smiley36.gif

[Guests]

People who say ickle instead of little.

Although irritating when teenagers say it, it's nowhere near as bad as when middle aged women say it. smileys/smiley7.gif




I heard a woman in Sainsbury's in Manchester once say "It's on the bocom shelf", instead of "bottom".



Did it make you so angry that you felt like kicking her in the ****?



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[Deutsch Wolf]

I would have done, but I boccled it.

[Hereford Wolf]

Talking of OAP's - Why do they always have to tell you their age ?

[Grizzled Wolf]

Talking of OAP's - Why do they always have to tell you their age ?


I'm 75 HW! I didn't have to tell you but the devil made me do it!! smileys/smiley7.gif

[theinvisibleman]

narw wot i am sayin

[whitemouse75]

you hear me blood


heard anywhere in brum

[Deak77]

"woah, that is sick,man"


"(insert token chav name) lost bare weight man"


"wot it is, yeah"

[westlyNTR]

big it up

and

having it large

[Lupo Italiano]

"Oh my goodness gracious me my dear chap, did one step on your toes, one is so sorry, may I proffer you a sweet sherry or the equivalent?"


"That lady is a fine looking specimen and should we happen upon a puddle one will remove ones tunic and form a bridge on which she may pass"


"Word up geeza, wots da word on da street, giz us ya wallett coz I need it fer sum drugz chief"Edited by: Lupo Italiano

[Deutsch Wolf]

"Word up geeza, wots da word on da street


You were Huggy Bear?

[Lupo Italiano]

"Word up geeza, wots da word on da street


You were Huggy Bear?





Who's askin bro?

[Deutsch Wolf]

Hutch. He's waiting for you in his office.

[Templeton Peck]

God knows how you spell the phrase but a little chav called the driver of the bus i was on yesterday a 'pussy bla'. This was followed with much sucking of teeth or whatever it is that they do.

[Jamboon]

Am i bothered?

[Slip On Shoes]

Black youths also have a tendency to say 'yo, whats up', rather than the obligitary hello or adu when they see someone.


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[Guests]

W'appan is another saying that the black yoof like to use when greeting a fellow peer.



I believe it means whats happening.

[Axle]

I was teaching the other and I asked what background they had in Economics and this Asian guy said:


'I've got an A Level innit innit.'


Wonderful use of RP I would say.Edited by: Axle

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[Dr Magnox]

When they add intonation to words beginning or ending sentencessmileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gif

[Wombourne Wolf]

heres some classic quotes that made me smileys/smiley36.gif


im a chav n f*$$$ proud of it m8, n u lil grebos cn f*k rite of u say al dis bout dem bhind der baks bt u wud neva say 2 der faces wud u ? if u wud say it 2 myn! n wots al dis crap bout we crnt aford a ps2 wel ive $$$in gt 1 m8 ! At least i dnt go round in blak lukin lyk ive bin punchd in both eyes n cum bk frm a funeral dat got bombed ! n lads wots with PINK TOPS fresh boys r $$$in prats! n goths go bk 2 dracula's ouse (it aint haloween yt)!!!


wots the $$$$$$$in point in dissin chavs man i mean dey av jus enuf rite 2 liv
as goths n al da rest of it! u r sum low life silly billy hu has nufing beta 2 do
dan take da p!$* outa chavs man omg wots the $$$$$$$in point i personally fink
tht chavs r gr8 n i luv thm 4 stickin up 4 thm selves!!! Respect 2 al u
guyz! anyway if u was 2 show ur face u wud so get ur face smashed in m8 i
fink u r so gay 4 dissin chavs ite n burberry is so kl lol
luv all my mc's n chavs out there in the world! peace xxxnatxxx


look rite ere $$$$$ u r 1 sad lil $$$$$$$a dat needs 2 grw up. yea im a chav n im proud ov it! i go out 2 raves nt mosh pits... wats da point in sitn n bein sad finkin bwt death y nt go out ava laff wiv ya m8z i bet ur finkin wat r m8z ha, gt off ya ed on pils n coke, y nt spend ya cash on gold bling? instda 1.50 4 a dog colla! u $$$$$$$in goths do ma b*stad ed in wlkn arnd finkin ya ard i mean ffs ladz wearin mek up riteo wats goin on ere?! i dnt fink i realli wna knw u $$$$$$$ weirdos. CHAVS RULE!! N ALWYS WIL!!!!

ere is me (GOLDIE), BRETT, SAM, BANNY, SEAN, GILLY, TEZA, TERRY, DAVE, CALZ, ASH, ARDY, TOMMY, JAMMO, CHERIE, AMIE, LUKE, TAMMIE, TONI-GAL, TONY-BOY, BEXX, JED, ELTON, PILKO, CHELLE, STEVEN, SCOTTY, BEANIE, PICKY, JORDAN, LAZ, MON, BRADLEY, FEEFEE, BUTTERS, RAINA, LIL, KC, KARL, MEL, ROXXIE, SHAZ, LIL JON, BON N DARES MOR SO $$$$$$$ OFF RITIN BWT US CHAVS JST CUZ WE R KOOL, WE AV GOLD, TRAKKIES, BRAND NAMES N U AV s!$* ALL ON US!!!!!!

DIS FRM GOLDIE BABES - ME!! N MA CREW BIG IT UP 2 DA LIPGLOSS HUNNIIS N DA SEXXXY BI-ATCHES!


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[Sideshow Bob]

People who refer to their home as ''their yard''


and end every sentence with No Water Main.

[wolf of sedgley]

People who refer to their home as ''their yard''




Thats the current favourite phrase of all the asian lads where i work! The jokerssmileys/smiley36.gif

[FetishWolf]

"And I (nearly occasionally added to clarify that what they are saying is not a literal statement) wet myself" Is a favourite especially amongst female teenagers...

[Captainwolf]

"Respect", "respectful", "disrespect" and "dissin". Ugh!

[paddingtonwolf]

YOUSE


as in youse gonna geddit, or, I dunno bout youse but I fink Vicki Pollard izza slag

[Thread Killer]

W'appan is another saying that the black yoof like to use



That's been used for generations, it's not just'yoof' thatuse it.

[Thread Killer]

Black youths also have a tendency to say 'yo, whats up', rather than the obligitary hello or adu when they see someone.





W'appan is another saying that the black yoof like to use when greeting a fellow peer.

I believe it means whats happening.






I was teaching the other and I asked what background they had in Economics and this Asian guy said:


'I've got an A Level innit innit.'


Wonderful use of RP I would say.








People who refer to their home as ''their yard''


and end every sentence with No Water Main.








People who refer to their home as ''their yard''




Thats the current favourite phrase of all the asian lads where i work! The jokershttp://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif



"Respect", "respectful", "disrespect" and "dissin". Ugh!


These are all on the same page.


You lot are special, you really are. You managed to turn this thread into "things you don't like that black/Asian people say".

[Guests]

I also have made a comment about women who use the word ickle.



Does that make me sexist too?



$$$$$.

[Thread Killer]

Ignorant knob-end.

[Guests]

How so?



You conveniantly chose one of the phrases I posted that annoys me to suit your own paranoid agenda.



If theres one person on this thread who's ignorant, it's you.


Edited by: rain man